Arthur In The Afternoon Lyrics — Act, The

Arthur In The Afternoon Lyrics

Arthur In The Afternoon

***Everyone's noticed the change in me
The heartening startling change in me
No longer depressed, i'm looking my best
And I'm totally in control.

Though grim and obsessively sad was I
And never organically glad was I
Now life is the berries and cherries invaded my bowl!

Harvey and the children are relieved
My girlfriends say I'm not to be believed
And the secrent isn't not diet drugs or pills
I've simply found a new routine to banish
All my ills...

I have my coffee in the morning
My brandy in the evening
And Arthur in the afternoon
Don't have any grey days
Since i've my matinee days
With Arthur in the afternoon

He has a small apartment in the center of town
I'd hardly say it was posh
But I gun my Hundai and I hurry on down
To hear the banidster squeak and the waterbed slosh

Oh you can keep your crystal
To heat up someone's pistol
Cause this kid's ids in tune
Because she's got Arthur
That's right I said Arthur
There's nothing like Arthur in the afternoon!

I've read Shirley McLaine dear
But found all that a pain dear
I've rather have Arthur in the afternoon

They say that love is better with the stars in the sky
But not for Arthur and me
We start loving when the sun is high
From a quarter to two to a quarter to three

So don't sit there and glower
Just pick another hour
For your round trip to the moon
You've got to try Arthur
He's listed as Arthur
I recommend Arthur in the afternoon!

Hello Arthur
I've got a little headache
All my nerves are worn a little thin
I was wondering if you had an opening
And if you did, well, could you squeeze me in?
You do!
A quarter to two!
Well i'm all ready to go to town
I'm gonna rev my motor and get on down!

So get your shopping cart out
And go Safeway your heart out
But there's no sun sweet prune
As healthy as Arthur
Oh, that animal Arthur!
I've been bitten by Arthur in the Afternoon!

***Lyrics from the version of "Arthur in the Afternoon" in the musical revue "And the World Goes Round"

[Thanks to Michael for lyrics]



Song Overview

Arthur In The Afternoon lyrics by Liza Minnelli
Liza Minnelli sings 'Arthur In The Afternoon' in the official audio release.

TL;DR: A fizzing character number that treats self-care like a matinee appointment. Kander keeps the groove tidy, Ebb packs the jokes, and the whole thing flirts with its own punchlines.

Review and Highlights

Quick summary

  1. Where it sits: Act I, credited to Michelle Craig and Arthur in the Broadway song list.
  2. Track identity: Track 6 on the cast album, running about 4:03.
  3. What it is: A comic confession with a wink - a star explains her new routine and lets the audience connect the dots.
  4. How it plays: Mid-tempo swing-pop (listed at 99 BPM) with room for timing, business, and a partner who can match the grin.
  5. Why it works: The lyric is a tightrope: saucy, domestic, and oddly tender without getting mushy.
Scene from Arthur In The Afternoon by Liza Minnelli
'Arthur In The Afternoon' in the official audio release.

The Act (1977) - stage musical - not strictly diegetic. Placement: Act I, as a two-hander for Michelle and Arthur. Scene function: it is a personality reveal disguised as a lifestyle update, the kind of number that tells you how the star wants to be seen, and what she is willing to joke about to get there.

Creation History

The Act was built as a Minnelli vehicle, with Kander and Ebb writing contemporary, late-1970s flavored material for her return to Broadway. This song is one of the score's smartest pieces of camouflage: it sounds like a breezy list of habits, but it is also a sketch of dependency and control. The cast album was recorded at New York's A&R Recording Studios in April 1978 and released in 1978, later circulating widely through reissues and digital editions. Trade reporting at the time described the album's rights and distribution deal as a notable part of its story, which fits this show: even the offstage logistics had a little drama.

Song Meaning and Annotations

Liza Minnelli performing Arthur In The Afternoon
Video moments that underline the joke, then sharpen it.

Plot

In The Act, Michelle Craig is rebuilding her career as a Las Vegas headliner, surrounded by handlers, memories, and the push-pull between performance and private life. Here, she frames her days as newly balanced and newly bright, then keeps returning to one specific appointment that explains the transformation. Arthur, onstage with her, turns the number into dialogue even when the lyric stays in her mouth.

Song Meaning

The surface story is self-improvement: morning coffee, evening drink, and a dependable afternoon stop that makes the rest of the day feel manageable. Underneath, it is a sly portrait of how grown-ups rationalize their coping mechanisms. Ebb gives her the language of wellness and routine, then lets the double meanings do the heavy lifting. The comedy lands because she sounds proud of her system, not ashamed of it. That confidence is the joke, and also the ache.

Annotations

"BPM 99"

Even the tempo helps sell the premise. It is quick enough to keep the patter buoyant, but not so fast that the audience misses the innuendo.

"matinee days"

A neat theatre-adjacent pun that also hints at addiction to attention. In a star vehicle, the calendar is always a little theatrical.

"A quarter to two"

A specific time reads like a ritual. The humor gets sharper when the ritual feels non-negotiable.

"I recommend"

The line turns confession into sales pitch. She is not only telling you her secret, she is trying to recruit you into it.

Style and driving rhythm

Kander writes the groove to support spoken clarity. The melody stays singable, but the real currency is articulation: consonants, little turns of phrase, and the way a held note can become a smirk. It is show-business swing with a modern apartment-dweller's vocabulary, and that mismatch is part of the fun.

Touchpoints

The number also has an afterlife beyond The Act. It was later folded into the Kander and Ebb revue And the World Goes 'Round, and Minnelli herself revived it in concert with Roger Minami, leaning into its choreographic teasing. That is the mark of a sturdy theatre song: it survives a new frame because the point of view stays crisp.

Technical Information (Quick Facts)

  • Artist: Liza Minnelli
  • Featured: Roger Minami (as Arthur, stage credit)
  • Composer: John Kander
  • Lyricist: Fred Ebb
  • Arranger: Earl Brown
  • Orchestrator: Ralph Burns
  • Producer (cast album): Hugh Fordin
  • Release Date: June 1, 1978
  • Genre: show tune, theatrical pop
  • Instruments: voice, orchestra
  • Label: DRG Records
  • Mood: comic, bright, sly
  • Length: 4:03
  • Track #: 6
  • Language: English
  • Album: The Act (Original 1977 Broadway Cast Recording)
  • Music style: mid-tempo character song with patter accents
  • Poetic meter: accentual, speech-led stresses
  • Tempo: 99 BPM
  • Key: F major (published as original key in commercial arrangements)

Frequently Asked Questions

Who sings the song in the Broadway show?
The Broadway song list credits it to Michelle Craig and Arthur, making it a two-person scene song rather than a pure solo.
Who is Arthur?
Arthur is presented as a figure in Michelle's private routine. The lyric plays it as both appointment and relationship, and the staging can lean either way.
Is it a comedy number or a character study?
Both. The laughs come first, then the details of her schedule start to feel like armor, which is exactly the point.
What tempo is the cast recording?
Shazam metadata lists it at 99 BPM, a comfortable pace for crisp diction and well-timed reactions.
What key is it usually performed in?
Commercial arrangements list the original key as F major, with transpositions available for different voices.
Did Minnelli perform it outside the show?
Yes. Commentary around archival clips notes that she revived it in concert and performed it with Roger Minami, emphasizing the partnering and choreography.
Does the song appear in other Kander and Ebb shows?
It was later included in the revue And the World Goes 'Round, where the material is recontextualized as a gallery of Kander and Ebb storytelling.
Why does it feel so conversational?
Ebb's lyric is built on everyday phrasing and specifics, which makes the humor sound improvised even though the structure is engineered.
Was it released as a single?
There is no strong evidence of a standalone single campaign; it circulates primarily as part of the cast album and later compilations and revues.
Is the song "about" therapy?
It can be staged that way, and the lyric invites it, but the gag is bigger: it is about the stories we tell to make our habits sound wholesome.

Awards and Chart Positions

The number itself was not a pop-chart item, but it sits inside a show and album with a paper trail. The Act won a Tony for Minnelli, and the production earned additional nominations including original score. The cast album had a brief trade-chart run, reaching the Cash Box Top Albums list in July 1978. As reported in Music Week in June 1978, RCA was involved in the manufacturing and marketing arrangement for the newly formed DRG label, a reminder that Broadway albums can be as much deal-making as artistry.

Item Result Year / Date
Tony Awards (The Act) Best Actress in a Musical - Liza Minnelli (win); nominations included original score 1978 season
US Top Albums (Cash Box) Cast album peak position: 188 July 15, 1978

How to Sing Arthur In The Afternoon

Known metrics: Tempo listed at 99 BPM; published original key commonly given as F major; published vocal-range shorthand in commercial materials is shown as F up to Db (octave not specified). Treat the number as dialogue that happens to be set to music.

  1. Tempo first: Practice with a steady click at 99 BPM. The jokes land on certainty, not rush.
  2. Diction over volume: Keep consonants clean, especially on list-like lines. If the audience cannot hear the specifics, the humor goes flat.
  3. Breath as punctuation: Plan small breaths where a spoken actor would take them. The song rewards micro-pauses that sound spontaneous.
  4. Ride the pitch, do not park on it: The melodic shape is friendly, but the energy lives in forward motion. Think "storytelling with notes attached."
  5. Partnering: If you have an onstage Arthur, treat the reactions as part of the rhythm section. Silent beats can be louder than sung ones.
  6. Comic honesty: Play the routine like it is working. The audience laughs harder when the character believes her own system.
  7. Common pitfalls: Over-winking, swallowing words, and pushing the high points too hard. Let the lines do the work.

Additional Info

This is Kander and Ebb doing what they do best: letting a character talk herself into trouble in real time, with a tune that never sounds judgmental. The craft is in the specifics. A song about a vague romance would be forgettable. A song about a scheduled afternoon habit, sold like a health regimen, becomes oddly vivid.

The number also travels well. In revue form, it reads like a miniature play. In concert, it becomes a star turn with a guest, and BroadwayBox's notes about Minnelli performing it with Roger Minami underline how much of the pleasure can come from the physical back-and-forth, not only the lyric.

Key Contributors

Subject Verb Object
John Kander composed "Arthur In The Afternoon"
Fred Ebb wrote lyrics for "Arthur In The Afternoon"
Liza Minnelli performed the track on the cast album
Roger Minami played Arthur in the original Broadway cast credits
Earl Brown arranged the cast recording track (metadata credits)
Ralph Burns orchestrated the cast recording track (metadata credits)
Hugh Fordin produced The Act (cast album)
DRG Records released The Act (cast album)
A&R Recording Studios hosted the April 1978 cast album session

Sources

Sources: IBDB production page for The Act (song list and performers), Shazam track page for tempo and credits, DRG Records YouTube delivery page for the track, BroadwayBox feature on Minnelli and Minami performance clip, The Act (cast recording) reference entry for recording and chart notes, Music Week June 3 1978 trade report on RCA and DRG arrangement, The Act (musical) reference entry for Tony results, London Arrangements listing for published key and transpositions, Discogs track listing for timing



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