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The Hangover Duet Lyrics Two Strangers

The Hangover Duet Lyrics

I... didn't get the stockings for my sister
I’m an awful human being and I think I'm gonna die
The government should cancel student debt
I should have known the Nets will lose
I'm wearing someone else’s bra

I didn't know I had a chandelier?
Jesus Christ, I'm almost thirty and I don't know how to drive
It's obvious that no-one's doing anything to deal with global warming and I think I'm gonna die
Whitney Houston's dead!
I don’t remember getting these aggressive yellow curtains?

What the hell is going on?
The economic policy of this administration-
JESUS HOLY SHIT IS THAT A HUMAN HEAD???
IS IT MINE???
Oh wait, of cours? it isn’t mine, I'm going crazy
Is it breathing, should I touch it?
Is it gone?

With som?one in my bed
No, wait, this bed is NOT my bed
I’ve got amnesia
What the hell is going on?

Oh... That's right...
I remember
I... used a stolen credit card and spent five thousand dollars
On a monumental blowout with my crazy British nephew
Or my soon-to-be step-nephew, or whatever!
Anyway, it isn't healthy and he's lying in my bed!

Which as I said is NOT my bed

I need a filling
And I haven’t done my taxes
And America is dying
And the planet is exploding
In a giant subterranean volcano
So excuse me for a moment
'Cause I think I'm gonna-
*retches*

Oh God...
Oh my God...
I...
Feel...
WOO-HOO!
WONDERFUL!
It's another day in Dreamtown!
Out of
YEAH!
Magical!
In this Egyptian cotton dressing gown!
And I'm naked from the waist down!
On the soap it says "The Plaza"
On the towels it says "The Plaza"
On the bed it says "The Plaza"
On the door it says "The Plaza"
I don't know but all the evidence
So yes, I'm in The Plaza
And I'd rather be [?]
'Cause yes, I just need to be alone
And I need to find my phone

WAKE UP!
WAKE UP!
WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!
Oh my God I've killed him
Have I killed him?
Is he moving?
Dude, oh, SPEAK TO ME!
I think he's gone?

He's turned into a phone?
I can't believe it!
Is that likely?
No, that's crazy
What the hell is going on?

He's left
He's left?
Was he ever even here?
Am I here?
Is he me?
Is this a dream?
The room is kind of spinning
And I'm going round in circles
And oh, what, so I think I'm gonna-
WOO-HOO!
WONDERFUL!
There's a pigeon on the windowsill!
YEAH-EAH!
Incredible!
It's another day in Dreamsville!

Yes, another day in Dreamtown!
It's the wedding day in Dreamtown!

Two Strangers Lyrics: Song List

  1. New York
  2. What’ll It Be
  3. Dad
  4. On The App
  5. This Is The Place
  6. Under The Misletoe
  7. Be Happy
  8. American Express
  9. The Hangover Duet
  10. He Doesn't Exist
  11. What Did You Say?
  12. About To Go In
  13. This Year
  14. Dearly Beloved
  15. If I Believed

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