American Express Lyrics – Two Strangers
American Express Lyrics
Buchan & Barne, Featuring Sam Tutty & Dujonna GiftWe’re buying this tux
[Dougal, spoken]
We’re buying this tux? It’s twelve-hundred bucks
[Robin]
Your attitude sucks. We’re buying this tux
[Dougal]
We’re buying this tux
[Robin]
We’re buying success
[Dougal]
Hell yes!
[Robin]
Now swallow your pride
[Dougal]
I’ll swallow my pride
[Robin]
I’m Bonnie you’re Clyde
[Dougal]
You’re Bonnie I’m Clyde
[Both]
We’re gonna be hitching a ride on the American Express!
Strolling down the avenue together
Dressed in shoes of alligator leather
Swapping smart r?marks about the weather
[Dougal, spoken]
Do you think it’s going to snow?
[Robin, spoken]
I think w? make it rain!
Now that we’ve successfully defrauded da-
[Dougal]
Now that we can suddenly afford it
[Both]
New York City isn’t such a sorted town
Putting on the glitz, putting on the spritz
[Dougal, spoken]
We’ll take a bottle
[Robin]
Sprinkling a little bit of glitter on my tits!
We’re grabbing a cab
[Dougal, spoken]
Taxi!
We’re having the crab
[Robin, spoken]
Waiter!
[Dougal]
It’s on the tab
[Robin]
It’s on the tab
[Both]
It’s on the tab
Cruising, boozing up the rockerfeller
Feeling sweet and swell as Cinderella
[Dougal]
Fetch the finest liquor in the cellar!
[Robin, spoken]
May I see some ID?
[Dougal, spoken]
Are you flirting with me?
[Both]
One more round of lobster cappuccino
[Robin]
‘Scuse me while I instagram the vino
[Both]
New York City isn’t such a mean old town
[Dougal, spoken]
Where am I?!
[Robin]
Just stick by my side
[Dougal]
I’ll stick by my sti-
[Robin]
I’m Bonnie you’re Clyde
[Dougal, spoken]
Wait who’s Bonnie? Who’s Clyde?
[Both]
We’re gonna be hitching a ride on the American Express!
(Dance Break)
[Dougal]
I pity the rich
[Robin, spoken]
Wait you pity the rich?
[Dougal]
They’ll never know what it’s like
[Robin, spoken]
To go to a laundromat?
[Dougal]
To only be rich
[Robin]
To only be rich
[Both]
For one magical night
[Robin]
Magical night
I’m buying those stars!
[Dougal]
I’m buying that moon!
[Robin]
I’m buying these cars!
[Dougal]
I’ve stolen this spoon!
[Robin]
I’m selling my soul, and buying this whole impossible mess
[Dougal, spoken]
What next?
[Robin, spoken]
The plaza hotel!
Just follow my stride
[Dougal]
I’ll follow your
[Robin]
Just
[Both]
Follow your/my stride
[Dougal]
I’m Bonnie you’re Clyde
[Robin]
(spoken) I’m Bonnie!
[Both]
You’re/I’m Bonnie I’m/you’re Clyde
[Dougal]
New York!
[Both]
We’re gonna be hitching a ride!
[Robin]
On the American…
[Dougal]
On the American…
[Both]
On the American… Express!
[Robin, spoken]
Bridal suite please!
Song Overview

Review & Highlights

Review
This is the spree song where charm turns into chaos. Robin and Dougal, high on bravado and borrowed credit, whirl through Manhattan promising lobster cappuccino, tuxedos, and a bridal suite, while the band kicks up a fizzy Broadway bounce. The lyrics land like champagne corks - punchlines on the beat, patter in the cracks - and the duet chemistry does the rest. You hear the optimism and the con comingled. It’s a candy-coated heist of taste. Twice as fun, twice as doomed.
Plot
Context first: in Two Strangers (Carry a Cake Across New York), a giddy Brit (Dougal) and a laser-eyed New Yorker (Robin) are stuck together for a whirlwind 36 hours. “American Express” arrives at the decadent peak. Armed with Dougal’s dad’s card, they escalate from tux to Plaza in under three minutes. Drunk on possibility, they christen themselves Bonnie and Clyde, post from the table, and mistake New York for a personal theme park. It’s the moment the city says yes - before the hangover says no.
Key takeaways: a) it’s a character duet that sells seduction-by-city; b) the comedy sits in the rhyme schemes and crisp scansion; c) under the glitter is a bill coming due, and the song knows it.
Creation History
The musical began life as The Season in 2019 (Ipswich and Northampton), then reopened at the Kiln Theatre in 2023 before transferring to the Criterion Theatre in April 2024. The cast album followed on July 26, 2024, with music by Jim Barne, lyrics by Kit Buchan, and orchestrations produced by Lux Pyramid. A clip of “American Express” with Christiani Pitts and Sam Tutty circulated during the A.R.T. run, underscoring the number’s crowd-pleasing status.
Song Meaning and Annotations

The message is in the mood: money feels like freedom until it doesn’t. The song rides a bright, almost music-hall shuffle with show-tune bite; you can tap to it even as the stakes harden. I hear the classic romcom rhythm - verse as plan, chorus as impulse - and a tempo that nudges both characters to speak before they think. It starts playful, turns reckless, and ends on a cliff edge of confetti.
“Armed with Dougal’s dad’s credit card, Dougal and Robin go on a shopping spree, getting increasingly drunk and reckless with spending, finally ending up in the bridal suite at the Plaza Hotel.”
That annotation nails the arc. The card isn’t just plastic; it’s plot device. It lets Dougal cosplay old money and lets Robin test-drive control. The duet structure keeps score: every “We’re buying” stacks new bravado until the chorus turns into a chant, a spell, a dare.
Genre-wise, the number blends contemporary musical theatre with a wink of vintage swing. Orchestrations by Lux Pyramid keep it light on its feet - reeds and rhythm snapping tight - while the patter writing gives the actors room to punch jokes on the downbeat. Think champagne fizz over a click-track of consequences.
The social joke runs deeper than shopping. “Bonnie and Clyde” is not just a cute rhyme; it’s a self-mythologizing bit - two nobodies casting themselves as glamorous outlaws. Pop culture loves that costume change (crime, but make it chic). Here it’s a measure of intoxication: first flirty, then brazen.
There’s also the New York myth at play - the city that blesses appetite. The song lists, points, orders, posts. It’s performative living in real time. When Robin “Instagram[s] the vino,” you can feel the dopamine loop folding into the melody.
“We’re gonna be hitching a ride on the American Express!”
On subtext: Robin is steering, Dougal is consenting. He parrots, she provokes. The words “I’ll swallow my pride” land like a setup for Act Two’s remorse, while “I’m buying these cars” is beautifully unhinged - a line that reads as joke but plays as foreshadowing.

Production, instrumentation, performance
On the 2024 Original London Cast Recording, the track sits at 3:00, a tight three-minute sugar hit that mirrors the characters’ sprint through Midtown. The recording credits mirror the show’s DNA: Barne and Buchan’s pen, Lux Pyramid on production/arrangements, and the leads (Dujonna Gift and Sam Tutty) trading lines with comic precision.
Symbols and idioms
“American Express” functions as metonym: not a brand shout, a fantasy pass. “Lobster cappuccino,” “glitter,” “bridal suite” - the nouns do the acting. The city becomes a catalogue, and the card becomes costume. That’s why the number feels euphoric and queasy at once.
Historical touchpoints
The writing style pulls from golden-age mischief - think Cole Porter’s urbane rhymes filtered through millennial posting culture. It’s Broadway banter updated for receipts and Stories.
Emotional arc
Start: giddy. Middle: reckless. End: triumphant cadence with a hairline crack. The music tells you the bill will arrive, even if the characters don’t hear it yet.
Key Facts
- Artist: Buchan & Barne; performed by Dujonna Gift (Robin) and Sam Tutty (Dougal) on the Original London Cast Recording
- Composer: Jim Barne
- Lyricist: Kit Buchan
- Producer/Arranger: Lux Pyramid
- Release Date: July 26, 2024
- Album: Two Strangers (Carry a Cake Across New York) [Original London Cast Recording]
- Length: 3:00
- Genre: Musical theatre; uptempo show-tune with patter sections
- Label: If I Believed Ltd
- Instruments/Orchestration: light pit-band palette with reeds, rhythm, and brass touches; orchestrations by Lux Pyramid
- Language: English
- Track #: 8
- Mood: sparkling, tipsy, conspiratorial
- Music style / prosody: duple pulse, patter-leaning rhymes, quick internal rhyme
- © 2024 If I Believed Ltd
Questions and Answers
- Who wrote “American Express”?
- Music by Jim Barne, lyrics by Kit Buchan; the production and orchestrations are by Lux Pyramid.
- Who sings it on the cast album?
- Dujonna Gift (Robin) and Sam Tutty (Dougal) on the Original London Cast Recording.
- When was it released?
- July 26, 2024, as part of the 15-track Original London Cast Recording.
- Where does it land in the story?
- At the apex of the characters’ spendy high - the shopping spree sequence that pushes them into the Plaza and toward fallout.
- Is there video of the number outside the album?
- Yes - performance clips circulated during the American Repertory Theater run featuring Christiani Pitts and Sam Tutty.
Awards and Chart Positions
UK charts: the Original London Cast Recording reached no. 14 on the Official Soundtrack Albums Chart and no. 28 on the Official Album Downloads Chart (week of early August 2024). While not a singles chart entry, “American Express” benefits from the album’s lift.
Awards to creators: Jim Barne and Kit Buchan were nominated at The Stage Debut Awards 2024 in the Best Creative West End Debut category for their work on Two Strangers (Carry a Cake Across New York). The show was not among the 2024 Olivier nominees for Best New Musical.
Additional Info
Before the full album, a studio-cast EP dropped February 21, 2024, seeding key numbers and building the fanbase that fueled the West End transfer and, later, the American Repertory Theater run. The show’s official channels and press documented the journey closely.