Evil is Hot lyrics
Evil is Hot
Mayor:
These two breasts can be yours
You cant buy them in stores
Go ahead take a bite
Just tell me, what’s his kryptonite?
Professor:
I wont stand here and squeal
Though I want like a feel
Oh, my brain’s in a knot
Why is evil so hot?
Evil is hot
Mayor:
Evil is hot
Both:
Don’t tell me that its not
Cause evil is hot
Mayor:
I am woman
Professor:
And I am man
Mayor:
I am straight
Professor:
And I am too except for that one time in college
So let’s do the dance of the doomed
Mayor:
And get tanked up on shrooms
Evil is hot
Professor:
Evil is hot
Both:
Together we’ll find that spot
Where evil is hot
Professor:
Bleach.
Mayor:
What?
Professor:
Throw bleach on him. he’ll melt faster than the wicked witch of the west.
Mayor:
That’s all? Household bleach?
Professor:
I said it, now go! Go do your evil, damn it.
Mayor:
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Professor:
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Mayor:
What the hell has evil got that makes it so hot?
Both:
Damn it, it’s hot!
So freaking hot
Tonight we’ll hit the jackpot
Cause evil is hot
Is hot
Is hot
Evil is hot!
Last Update: January, 06th 2014