You've Got to Pick a Pocket or Two Lyrics – Oliver!
You've Got to Pick a Pocket or Two Lyrics
(spoken) You see, Oliver...
(sung) In this life, one thing counts
In the bank, large amounts
I'm afraid these don't grow on trees,
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys,
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.
BOYS
Large amounts don't grow on trees.
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.
FAGIN
(spoken) Let's show Oliver how it's done, shall we, my dears?
(sung) Why should we break our backs
Stupidly paying tax?
Better get some untaxed income
Better to pick-a-pocket or two.
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.
BOYS
Why should we all break our backs?
Better pick-a-pocket or two.
FAGIN
(spoken) Who says crime doesn't pay?
(sung) Robin Hood, what a crook!
Gave away, what he took.
Charity's fine, subscribe to mine.
Get out and pick-a-pocket or two
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.
BOYS
Robin Hood was far too good
He had to pick-a-pocket or two.
FAGIN
Take a tip from Bill Sikes
He can whip what he likes.
I recall, he started small
He had to pick-a-pocket or two.
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.
BOYS
We can be like old Bill Sikes
If we pick-a-pocket or two.
FAGIN
(spoken) Stop thief!
Dear old gent passing by
Something nice takes his eye
Everything's clear, attack the rear
Get in and pick-a-pocket or two.
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.
BOYS
Have no fear, attack the rear
Get in and pick-a-pocket or two.
FAGIN
When I see someone rich,
Both my thumbs start to itch
Only to find some peace of mind
We have to pick-a-pocket or two.
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.
BOYS
Just to find some peace of mind
FAGIN AND BOYS
We have to pick-a-pocket or two!
Rum Tum Tum
FAGIN
(spoken) Just do everything you see Dodger and Charlie do.
Make 'em your models, my dear -- especially Dodger --
He's going to be right little... Bill Sikes! Tell me my dear,
you see my hankerchief? See if you can take it from me without
my noticing -- like you saw the others do.
Rum-tum-tum,
Rum-tum-tum
Pom-pom-pom
Pom-pom-pom
Skiddle-eye-tye
Tee-rye-tye-tye
Tee-ruppa-tuppa-ruppa-tum-tum
You've got to pick a pocket or two! You've got to pick a pocket or two!
Song Overview

Review and Highlights

I hear a sly swing in this tune - a minor-key shuffle with a music-hall grin and a klezmer tint in the woodwinds. It’s catchy by design, built on a call-and-response that lets Fagin preach and the boys echo, as if criminal wisdom were just another school lesson. Ron Moody doesn’t sing it straight; he sells it with arched eyebrows and conspiratorial asides. The joke lands, then the message lingers.
Creation History
Lyric and music come from Lionel Bart, who premiered the number in the West End in 1960, then carried it to the 1968 film. On the soundtrack, conductor-arranger John Green keeps the orchestra nimble - crisp bass, tight reeds, little glints of brass. It’s staged as an on-the-job training montage, the room fluttering with handkerchiefs while Fagin turns morality upside down. Critics have long noted how the film balanced bustle and shadow (as The New Yorker once noted), and this scene is the hinge - all smiles hiding hard lessons.
Song Meaning and Annotations

Plot
Dodger brings the new kid to Fagin’s den. What looks like a laundry is actually a classroom where dexterous hands and quick feet keep everyone fed. Fagin demonstrates the “curriculum” - distraction, teamwork, and timing - while the boys practice on him and each other. By the final refrain, the rules of the room feel obvious: survival first, scruples second.
Song Meaning
Under the jokes sits indoctrination. Fagin reframes theft as common sense - a clever way to dodge the taxman, a harmless correction to an unfair world. The number isn’t about greed as much as it is about group belonging. “We” becomes the shield. The mood runs puckish-to-triumphant: it starts as a wink and ends as a chant. Context matters too: Victorian London, a city where a child’s choice was often hunger or hustle. Contemporary revivals lean into that tension - the giddy tune and the grim calculus sit side by side (according to the Financial Times’ recent West End review).
Annotations
“You see, Oliver...”
Fagin doesn’t waste time. He opens like a patient mentor, easing a frightened boy into the house rules.
“These don’t grow on trees.”
The proverb does the heavy lifting. If money is scarce, then scruples are luxuries - or so Fagin would have Oliver believe.
“You’ve got to pick-a-pocket or two.”
The mantra sells a method and a mindset. Repetition works like a sales pitch - and a spell.
“Let’s show Oliver how it’s done, shall we, my dears?”
Demonstration doubles as initiation. The gang turns technique into choreography, a streetwise ballet.
“Untaxed income.”
That throwaway line rebrands crime as financial prudence. Fagin speaks the language of ledgers, not laws.
“Who says crime doesn’t pay?”
He flips another proverb. If common sayings are wrong, then maybe common morals are, too.
“Robin Hood, what a crook! … Charity’s fine, subscribe to mine.”
Folk-hero altruism gets mocked. Redistribution is fine - so long as it flows toward Fagin. The joke lands because we know the myth; the twist lands because we hear the self-interest.
“Bill Sikes … I recall, he started small.”
Role model, but darker. The kids are invited to dream big - by dreaming ruthless.
“Stop thief!”
A safe scare. The cry is part of the exercise - rehearse the panic so the real run feels easier later.

Rhythm, style, and instrumentation
The 4/4 pulse has a jaunty, almost trotting feel, with patter-ready phrasing. Clarinet and strings carry a sly, modal color; brass punch the cadences. The melody leans minor and bends toward a Jewish-tinged line, which gives Fagin’s patter its characterful bite.
Cultural touchpoints
Beyond the stage, the hook turned up years later in hip-hop sampling and in revival cast albums. Comedy isn’t a dodge here; it’s the delivery system for a street ethic. The number keeps sparking new interpretations because it captures a timeless barter: security traded for small sins.
Key Facts
- Artist: Oliver (Musical Cast Recording), Ron Moody
- Composer/Lyricist: Lionel Bart
- Album: Oliver! (Soundtrack) - film version
- Release Date: June 30, 1960 - stage premiere; 1968 - film soundtrack
- Label: Colgems (original US issue); later reissues via BMG
- Length: 2:40
- Track # on film soundtrack: 5
- Genre: Musical theatre, soundtrack
- Language: English
- Time/Key: 4/4 - F minor
- Instruments: orchestra - strings, woodwinds, brass, percussion
- Music style: music-hall swing with klezmer inflection
- Mood: sly, conspiratorial, upbeat
- Poetic meter: patter lines with anapestic lift
Questions and Answers
- Where does the number sit in the story?
- Early in Oliver’s time with Fagin - the “orientation.” It happens in the den, framed as a hands-on lesson.
- Was this song written specifically for the film?
- No. It debuted in the 1960 stage musical and was later filmed for the 1968 adaptation.
- Did it ever chart on its own?
- Not as a standalone single. The film soundtrack, however, was a significant hit and award-winning.
- Any notable afterlives - covers, samples, revivals?
- Yes. Hip-hop artist Ludacris sampled the Broadway-Cast version on “Large Amounts,” and Rowan Atkinson performed it in the 2009 London revival recording.
- What makes the groove feel so “cheeky”?
- A minor-key bounce, clipped orchestral hits, and call-and-response writing that turns mischief into a singalong.
Awards and Chart Positions
Category | Result/Peak | Year | Notes |
---|---|---|---|
Academy Award - Adapted/Original Musical Score (film) | Won | 1969 | John Green received the Oscar for the film’s score adaptation |
UK Albums Chart - Oliver! soundtrack | #4 peak, 99 weeks | 1969-1970 | Film soundtrack performance |
US Billboard Top Albums - Oliver! soundtrack | #20 peak, 91 weeks | 1969-1970 | Gold certification during its run |
How to Sing Pick a Pocket or Two
Range & key: commonly in F minor for Fagin, with lines that sit around baritone territory. Typical published ranges for Fagin fall near A2 to F4. The chorus parts ride higher for the boys.
Issues & breath: it’s patter-driven, so prioritize crisp consonants over sheer volume. Breathe at logical commas; avoid gulping before the hook so the phrase tumbles naturally into “pick-a-pocket or two.”
Tempo & feel: moderate 4/4 with a buoyant swing. Think “light on your feet” rather than heavy stomp. Smile on vowels - it brightens the line and keeps the mischief audible.
Acting notes: the subtext is salesmanship. You’re recruiting. A raised eyebrow and a conspiratorial half-whisper do more than a shout. When invoking Robin Hood or Bill Sikes, switch tone - a quick, comic “lecture” before snapping back to charm.
Additional Info
Ron Moody originated Fagin in London and brought him to the screen. He once said he turned the character toward clowning to make the part playable: “I made him into a clown” - and the songs followed suit. Hip-hop later pinched the hook for new hustle logic, and the 2009 London revival put the number back in the limelight with Rowan Atkinson leading the charge. Current revivals still find a modern edge in its grin-and-grift energy.
Music video
Oliver! Lyrics: Song List
- Act 1
- Prologue / Overture
- Food, Glorious Food
- Oliver
- I Shall Scream
- Boy for Sale
- That's Your Funeral
- Coffin Music
- Where Is Love?
- Consider Yourself
- You've Got to Pick a Pocket or Two
- It's a Fine Life
- I'd Do Anything
- Be Back Soon
- Capture of Oliver / Robbery
- Act 2
- Oom-Pah-Pah
- My Name
- As Long as He Needs Me
- Where is Love (reprise)
- Who Will Buy?
- It's a Fine Life (reprise)
- Reviewing the Situation
- Oliver (Reprise)
- As Long as He Needs Me (Reprise)
- London Bridge / Chase / Death of Bill Sikes
- Reviewing the Situation (Reprise)
- Finale