That's Your Funeral Lyrics – Oliver!
That's Your Funeral Lyrics
(spoken) Liberal terms, Mr. Sowerberry...Liberal terms? Three pounds!
SOWERBERRY
(spoken) Well, as a matter of fact, I was needing a boy....
MR. BUMBLE
He's a born undertaker's mute.
I can see him in his black silk suit.
Following behind the funeral procession...
With his features fixed in a suitable expression.
There'll be horses with tall balck plumes
To escort us to the family tombs,
With mourners
In all corners
Who've been taught to week in tune.
Then the coffin lined with satin.
That's your funeral.
MRS. SOWERBERRY
That's your funeral.
SOWERBERRY
Large enough to wear your hat in.
That's your funearl.
MRS. SOWERBERRY
That's your funeral.
SOWERBERRY
We're just here to glamourize you for that
Endless sleep.
MRS. SOWERBERRY AND SOWERBERRY
You might just as well look fetching
When you're six feet deep.
MRS. SOWERBERRY
At the wake we'll drink a toddy
To the body beautiful.
MR. SOWERBERRY
That's your funeral.
MRS. SOWERBERRY
Not our funeral.
BOTH
That's your funeral.
SOWERBERRY
If you're fond of overeating
That's your funeral.
MRS. SOWERBERRY
That's your funeral.
SOWERBERRY
Starve yourself by undereating
That's your funeral.
THE FUNERAL PROCESSION
That's your funeral?
MRS. SOWERBERRY
Visualize the earth descentind on you clod by clod.
You can't come back when you're buried
Underneath the ...sod.
MRS. SOWERBERRY AND SOWERBERRY
We will not reduce our prices.
Keep your vices usual.
SOWERBERRY
That's your funeral.
MRS. SOWERBERY
Not our funeral.
MRS. SOWERBERRY
Not our funeral.
ALL
That's your funeral.
MR. BUMBLE
I don't think this song is funny.
SOWERBERRY
That's your funeral.
MR. BUMBLE
Here's the boy, now where's the money?
SOWERBERRY
That's your funeral.
MR. BUMBLE
That's your funeral.
SOWERBERRY
We don't harbour thoughts macabre,
There's no need to frown.
MRS. SOWERBERRY AND SOWEBERRY
In the end we'll either burn you up or nail you down.
We love coughs and wheezes
And diseases called incurable.
That's your funeral.
No one else's funearl.
SOWERBERRY
That's your...
MRS. SOWEBERRY
That's your...
BOTH
Funeral!
Song Overview

Review and Highlights

This is Lionel Bart at his most acidic. The Sowerberrys turn sales patter into a jingle for death, and Mr Bumble grumbles through it like a customer who knows he is being taken. On the 2024 London cast recording, the trio keeps the diction crisp and the tempo brisk, so every rhyme lands like a wink you maybe shouldn’t find funny. I hear the orchestra grinning along: reeds gossip, brass nudges the punchlines, and the strings keep time like a hearse rolling over cobbles.
Highlights
- The call-and-response of Mr and Mrs Sowerberry, which frames Bumble as the song’s unwilling straight man.
- The sly internal rhymes around “over-eating/undereating” that snap the comic timing into place.
- The final stacked “funeral!” cadence, gleefully bright for such a dark subject.
Creation History
Written by Lionel Bart for the 1960 stage musical, the number introduces the undertakers who buy Oliver as an apprentice “mute.” The 2024 production reconceived by Cameron Mackintosh with director-choreographer Matthew Bourne brought a taut, music-hall sparkle to it. The new live cast album arrived alongside the West End transfer to the Gielgud Theatre; press and label notes place the commercial release on January 10, 2025, even though some storefronts display a 2024 metadata date. The recording credits the leads exactly as billed onstage: Stephen Matthews (Mr Sowerberry), Jamie Birkett (Mrs Sowerberry), and Oscar Conlon-Morrey (Mr Bumble).
Song Meaning and Annotations

Plot
Fresh from being “sold” by Mr Bumble, Oliver is appraised by undertaker Mr Sowerberry, who decides the boy will make a perfect funeral mute. The Sowerberrys launch into a sales pitch that itemizes death as lifestyle upgrade: satin coffins, plumes, synchronized tears. Bumble protests, mostly about money, and the trio’s bickering makes clear how transactional this world is. When the chorus hits, it’s not grief we hear - it’s margins.
Song Meaning
It’s a satire of the Victorian death industry, aimed straight at the marketplace where mourning meets marketing. The message doubles as character sketch: the Sowerberrys are cheerful predators, Bumble a pompous enabler, and Oliver a prop who barely gets a word in. Mood-wise the number is bright on the surface and grim underneath. That clash is why it works.
Annotations
“It is not his funeral considering a prominent trait of Bumble’s is that he is a large man in order to show the comical difference between the small, frail Oliver being labelled as ‘greedy’ for asking for just a little more compared to the comparatively huge Mr. Bumble.”
Exactly. The punchline flips the moral scale. Bumble’s “That’s my funeral” aside reads as comic self-own - he hoards power and food, then claims victimhood. Bart’s rhyme sets up the hypocrisy and lets the audience do the math.

Style and rhythm
Think brisk 2/4 patter with music-hall bounce. The rhythm section taps out a quickstep while woodwinds chatter. It is built for comic rubato - tiny stretches around the jokes - but the groove never actually loosens.
Emotional arc
Starts chipper, turns gleefully cruel, and lands on a sparkling full-stop. No tenderness by design - comedy keeps the cruelty palatable.
Cultural touchpoint
Victorian mourning culture sold status as ceremony. The lyric’s catalog of plumes and satin rides that history, then skewers it. You can feel Bart’s ear for music-hall patter baked into the DNA of British stage comedy.
Key Facts
- Artist: Stephen Matthews, Jamie Birkett, Oscar Conlon-Morrey, with the Oliver! 2024 Company
- Album: Oliver! (2024 London Cast) [Live]
- Featured: Cian Eagle-Service appears elsewhere on the album as Oliver
- Composer-lyricist: Lionel Bart
- Producers: Cameron Mackintosh, Lee McCutcheon, Stephen Metcalfe
- Release Date: January 10, 2025 - label announcement; some platforms list 2024 metadata
- Label: First Night Records in association with Warner Classics; platform credits show Parlophone for the sound recording
- Length: 2:56
- Track #: 5
- Language: English
- Genre: Musical theatre comic patter, music-hall
- Instruments: pit orchestra - strings, woodwinds, brass, harp, percussion
- Mood: gleefully morbid, satirical, bouncy
- Music style: fast patter duet-turned-trio with bright cadences
- Poetic meter: tight rhymed couplets, patter-friendly iambs and anacrustic pickups
Questions and Answers
- Was this number in the 1968 film?
- No - the film trims it. Other songs were cut too, streamlining the Sowerberry sequence.
- Where does it sit in the stage story?
- Right after “Boy For Sale,” when the undertakers inspect Oliver and strike a deal with Bumble.
- Who sings it on the 2024 London cast recording?
- Stephen Matthews and Jamie Birkett as the Sowerberrys, with Oscar Conlon-Morrey as Mr Bumble.
- Any notable earlier recordings of this song?
- Yes - the 1960 Original London Cast with Barry Humphries and Sonia Fraser, the 1994 London Palladium cast, and a 2009 London revival set.
- Why does the comedy land so hard?
- Because the cheerfulness is weaponized. The Sowerberrys sell luxury to the dead, and the music never blinks.
Awards and Chart Positions
Cast album context: the 2024 London cast recording made a dent on specialist charts early in its West End run. It reached No. 2 on the Official Classical Compilation Albums Chart in February 2025 and appeared on the Official Album Downloads and Official Compilations lists the same month (according to the Official Charts Company).
Chart | Peak | Date/Notes |
Official Classical Compilation Albums | No. 2 | February 2025 - entry under the 2024 London Cast banner |
Official Album Downloads Chart | No. 35 | Week of late January 2025 |
Official Compilations Chart | No. 88 | January 2025 |
How to Sing That’s Your Funeral
Phrasing: treat it as patter with punchlines. Keep a metronomic pulse so the rhymes click, then flex a hair on the setup lines.
Ensemble balance: Sowerberrys should lock vowels to sound like one sales engine. Bumble sits heavier and more annoyed, slightly behind the beat.
Range & tessitura: comfortable mid-range for baritone/mezzo; it’s about diction and pace, not high notes.
Diction tips: lean on plosives in “plumes,” “prices,” “burn you up or nail you down.” Consonants sell the joke.
Acting beat map: 1) sales pitch, 2) value-add absurdities, 3) Bumble objections, 4) triumphantly crass tag. Keep Oliver small and still so the adults’ behavior reads as monstrous.
Additional Info
- The 2024 revival transferred to London after a Chichester run, with Simon Lipkin, Shanay Holmes, Aaron Sidwell and others anchoring the principal cast. The cast recording arrived the same week the West End run opened at the Gielgud Theatre - a tidy bit of timing that let audiences take the show home (as confirmed by Playbill).
- Earlier recordings worth a listen: Barry Humphries with Sonia Fraser on the 1960 Original London Cast; David Delve and Julia Deakin on the 1994 London Palladium set; a later London revival recording in 2009. Hearing how the comedy shifts across eras is half the fun.
- The 1968 film omits this number - a reminder that screen musicals often prune stage lists for momentum.
Music video
Oliver! Lyrics: Song List
- Act 1
- Prologue / Overture
- Food, Glorious Food
- Oliver
- I Shall Scream
- Boy for Sale
- That's Your Funeral
- Coffin Music
- Where Is Love?
- Consider Yourself
- You've Got to Pick a Pocket or Two
- It's a Fine Life
- I'd Do Anything
- Be Back Soon
- Capture of Oliver / Robbery
- Act 2
- Oom-Pah-Pah
- My Name
- As Long as He Needs Me
- Where is Love (reprise)
- Who Will Buy?
- It's a Fine Life (reprise)
- Reviewing the Situation
- Oliver (Reprise)
- As Long as He Needs Me (Reprise)
- London Bridge / Chase / Death of Bill Sikes
- Reviewing the Situation (Reprise)
- Finale