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The (Senatorial) Roll Call Lyrics
THROTTLE:
The Senator from Minnesota?
SENATOR: Present.
THROTTLE:
Check!
The Senator from North Dakota?
SENATOR:
Present.
THROTTLE:
Check!
The Senator from Louisiana?
SENATOR:
Present.
THROTTLE:
Check!
The Senator who's from Montana?
SENATOR:
Present.
THROTTLE:
Check!
The Senator who's from Nebraska?
SENATOR:
Present.
THROTTLE:
Check!
The Senator who's from Alaska?
SENATOR:
Present.
THROTTLE:
Check!
The Senators from other states will have to bide their time,
For I simply can't be bothered when the names don't rhyme!
ENSEMBLE:
Oh, he simply can't be bothered when the names don't rhyme!
The Senators from other states will have to bide their time,
For he simply can't be bothered when the names don't rhyme!
THROTTLE:
The country thinks it's got depression.
SENATORS:
Ha! Ha! Ha!
THROTTLE:
Just wait until we get in session!
SENATORS:
Ha! Ha! Ha!
THROTTLE:
The people want a lot of action.
SENATORS:
Ho! Ho! Ho!
THROTTLE:
We're here to give them satisfaction!
SENATORS:
Ho! Ho! Ho!
THROTTLE:
Today is really full of laughter.
SENATORS:
Ha! Ha! Ha!
THROTTLE:
Compared to what will follow after!
SENATORS:
Ha! Ha! Ha!
THROTTLE:
There's action ev'ry minute when this happy group convenes:
ALL:
To get business into tangles
We can guarantee more angles
Then the town of Boston guarantees in beans!
If you think you've got depression,
Wait until we get in session,
And you'll find out what depression really means!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Last Update: June, 24th 2013
Of Thee I Sing Lyrics
- Act 1
- Wintergreen for President
- Who Is the Lucky Girl to Be?
- Dimple on My Knee
- Because, Because
- As the Chairman of the Committee / How Beautiful / Never Was There a Girl So Fair / Some Girls Can Bake a Pie
- Love Is Sweeping the Country
- Of Thee I Sing
- Here's a Kiss for Cinderella
- I Was the Most Beautiful Blossom
- Some Girls Can Bake a Pie (Reprise)
- Act 2
- Hello, Good Morning
- Who Cares?
- Garc,on, S'il Vous Plai't / Illegitimate Daughter / We'll Impeach Him Who Cares? (Reprise)
- The (Senatorial) Roll Call
- Jilted
- Who Could Ask for Anything More?
- Posterity Is Just Around the Corner
- Trumpeter Blow Your Horn / Finale