You're Welcome Lyrics > Heathers

[Kurt] (spoken)
Aw, you can't just leave...

[Ram] (spoken)
Not when you're dressed like that...

[Veronica] (spoken)
Dressed like what? This is what I always wear

[Kurt] (spoken)
Yeah and it's torture!

[Ram] (spoken)
How can you expect us to control ourselves
when you look like that?

[Veronica]
Dear Diary
Here we are in the dark fifty yards from my car
I could climb that tree, I'd never get that far...
They're a hundred pounds heavier, they have my keys
I'm a rat in a trap, correction:
I'm the cheese

[Kurt]
Hey there girl, ignore this fool
He tries to play cool while he’s dribbling drool

[Ram]
Just trying to say in our friendly way
That you’ve gotten hotter like every day

[Kurt]
OW!!

[Ram]
Hey there girl, avoid this punk
He’s hungry for a hunk of the junk in your trunk

[Kurt]
There is no lie that dog won’t try
When a tasty treat like you walks by, cause

[Kurt/Ram]
Once, you were geeky and nerdy
Now you’re flirty, freaky, and dirty

[Ram]
You were nothing and nobody...

[Kurt]
...but now you’re good enough to

[Kurt/Ram]
Get with me! HUH!
You’re welcome, look where you are
You’re welcome, you’ve won a football star!
You’re welcome

[Ram]
Baby, what's that smell?

[Kurt]
That's the smell of me lovin' you well

[Kurt/Ram]
You're welcome!

[They both "beat-box"]

[Veronica]
This is not a drill
This is not a bad dream
In a cow pasture, no one can hear you scream
Never break their stare, stay awake, stay aware
You're not in real danger 'til they grab your hair

[Ram]
Come back girl, now don’t play hurt
If you don’t want me starin’, why you wearin’ that skirt?

[Kurt]
We can’t be tamed and we can’t be blamed
It’s all your fault that we’re inflamed!

[Kurt/Ram]
Cause once, you were grody and grotty

[Ram]
Now you’ve got a body like a Maserati!

[Kurt/Ram]
Stroke my fur, make me purr-

[Kurt]
Hey! You wanted to be

[Kurt/Ram]
Popular!

[Kurt]
Hit me!

[Ram]
HUH!

[Kurt/Ram]
You’re welcome, look where you are
You’re welcome, come get your football star
You’re welcome

[Ram]
You've joined the pros!

[Kurt]
Once we squeeze you
You'll stay "squoze"

[Ram]
You’re welcome in my lap, welcome on my knee

[Kurt]
Well, come on and get grabby in the grass with me!

[Veronica]
I got one last chance to save my ass
What was that move from my self-defence class?

[Ram]
I’ll steal your heart like a thief
Bring you sweet relief

[Kurt]
Call me Wendy cause you never wonder

[Kurt/Ram]
‘Where’s the beef?’

[Veronica]
They're a powder keg
So don't yell or beg
Stay friendly
Then gently, accidentally sweep the leg

[Kurt/Ram]
No! Oh gross! This mud stinks!

[Veronica]
You’re welcome

[Kurt]
Back up fool you reak!

[Veronica]
You’re welcome

[Ram]
Well you smell like a sewage leak

[Veronica]
You’re welcome

[Kurt]
Wait dude, I'm pretty sure, this ain't mud it's

[Kurt/Ram]
Cow manure!

[Veronica]
You’re welcome

[Kurt/Ram]
Ah! It's everywhere!

[Veronica]
You’re welcome

[Kurt/Ram]
Hold on it's in my hair!

[Veronica]
You’re welcome

[Kurt/Ram]
Hey girl, now let's not dwell
On the smell you can tell I could still be loving you well

[Veronica]
'Swell'

[Kurt/Ram]
No, I'll be loving her well

[Veronica]
See you in hell!

[Kurt/Ram]
No, I'll be loving her well
No I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be
Lovin', lovin', lovin', lovin', lovin' her well!

[All]
You’re welcome! You’re welcome! You’re welcome!?
Last Update: May, 21st 2020