Big Fun Lyrics – Heathers
Big Fun Lyrics
Dad says "Act your age."
You heard it man, it's time to rage!
ALL
Blast the bass, turn out the light
HEATHERS
Ain't nobody home tonight!
RAM
Drink, smoke, it's all cool.
Let's get naked in my pool!
ALL
Punch the wall and start a fight!
Ain't nobody home tonight!
KURT
His folks got a waterbed.
Come upstairs and rest your head.
RAM
Let's rub each other's backs
while watching porn on Cinemax!
CHANDLER, KURT, RAM, KIDS
The folks are gone,
it's time for big fun! Big fun!
We're up till dawn
having some big fun! Big fun!
When mom and dad forget
to lock the liquor cabinet,
it's big fun! Big fun!
VERONICA
So wait, it's lime, then salt, then shot?
HEATHER MCNAMARA
No, salt, then -
HEATHER CHANDLER
You're doing it wrong!
VERONICA
Really? 'Cause I feel great.
PREPPY STUD
Veronica, you're looking good tonight!
VERONICA
Whoa.
A hot guy smiled at me,
without a trace of mockery!
ALL BUT VERONICA
Everyone's high as a kite,
ain't nobody home tonight!
VERONICA
Stoned. Zoned. I should quit...
Hey, is that weed? I want a hit.
ALL BUT VERONICA
Fill that joint and roll it tight,
ain't nobody home tonight!
VERONICA
Dreams are coming true
when people laugh but not at you!
I'm not alone! I'm not afraid!
I feel like Bono at Live Aid!
ALL
The house is ours,
it's time for big fun!
Big fun!
Let's use their showers,
that sounds like
big fun! Big fun!
Crack open one more case!
(VERONICA observes couple making out)
VERONICA
I that that's what they call
"third base."
ALL
Big fun! Big fun! Big fun!
VERONICA
That actually looks like -
ALL
Big fun! Big fun! Big fun!
(KURT holds up a pig pinata with a sign that says "Jefferson Razorbacks")
KURT
All right, people! What is Westerberg gonna do to the Razorbacks at Sunday's game?
(RAM mimes sex with the pinata)
RAM
Gonna make 'em go
Whee! Whee! Whee! Whee!
ALL
Big fun! Big fun!
HEATHER DUKE
Way to show maturity!
ALL
Big fun! Big fun!
(RAM grabs HEATHER by the hips and does to her what he's been doing to the pinata)
HEATHER DUKE
Quit it jackass, get off of me!
ALL
Big fun! Big fun!
VERONICA
Yo! Ram! Emergency!
I just saw some freshman sneaking over the pool fence!
RAM
I hate freshman! Where are you little pricks? I'm coming for you!...
VERONICA
(to HEATHER DUKE) You okay?
HEATHER DUKE
I didn't need your help.
(HEATHER DUKE gives VERONICA the finger)
VERONICA
Aw, thanks for the finger, Heather, but I don't need to vomit right now.
ALL
The party's hot, hot, hot.
It's time for big fun! Big fun!
KURT
You need a jello shot!
ALL
We're having big fun! Big fun!
(MARTHA arrives at the party)
HEATHER CHANDLER
Martha Dumptruck, in the flesh.
HEATHER DUKE
Here comes the Cootie Squad.
We should -
HEATHER CHANDLER
Shup up, Heather.
HEATHER DUKE
Sorry, Heather.
HEATHER MCNAMARA
Look who's with her -- Oh, my God!
(Points to VERONICA)
ALL THREE HEATHERS
Dang! Dang! Diggety-dang-a-dang!
Dang-dang! Diggety-dang-a-dang!
VERONICA
I can't believe you actually came.
MARTHA
It's exciting, right? Excuse me, I want to say hello to Ram. I brought sparkling cider.
HEATHER CHANDLER
Showing up here took some guts.
Time to rip them out.
(HEATHER DUKE holds up the pig pinata)
HEATHER DUKE
Well, who's this pig remind you of?
Especially the snout.
HEATHER CHANDLER
Hah!
ALL THREE HEATHERS
Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang!
Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang!
(THE HEATHERS exit with the pinata, MARTHA approaches RAM)
RAM
Where the hell are those freshman?
MARTHA
Hi, Ram. I wasn't gonna come, but since you took the time to write that sweet note...
(Hands RAM the sparkling cider)
RAM
What note? Why d'you gotta be so weird all the time? People wouldn't hate you so much if you acted normal.
(Chugs and spits the cider)
There's no alcohol in here!
Are you trying to poison me?
KIDS
Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang (x3)
Diggety-dang-a-dang!
The folks are gone,
it's time for big fun! Big fun!
We're up till dawn
having some big fun! Big fun!
So let the speakers blow,
they'll buy another stereo.
Our folks got no clue
'bout all the shit their children do.
Why are they surprised?
Whenever we're unsupervised,
it's big fun! Big fun!
Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Whooo!
Song Overview

Personal Review
“Big Fun” is the musical’s red solo cup - fizzy, sticky, and brutally honest about why a teen bash feels like salvation for five minutes. The track hypes the crowd then twists the knife, and the lyrics wink at the audience while the bass keeps you moving. I’ve covered a lot of party numbers, but this one captures intoxication as social currency. One-sentence snapshot: a house party detonates into peer pressure comedy where Veronica tastes popularity, then realizes the cover charge is her conscience - the lyrics make that trade-off hurt.
Song Meaning and Annotations

Let’s call the style what it is: an 80s-dance pastiche grafted onto show-tune bones. Rubber-bass swagger, chorus guitar, gated snare - the palette screams “trash your parents’ house” while the text undercuts the high. The joke lands because the groove is irresistible; satire works best when your feet betray you.
The emotional arc is sneaky. It starts celebratory, gets mean, then curdles. Veronica’s buzz is real - attention, belonging, warmth - before the room turns on Martha and the glow hardens into complicity. Comedy is the bait; cruelty is the hook. If you’ve survived adolescence, you know that rhythm.
Cultural touchpoints collide: Bono-at-Live-Aid scale fantasies, suburban Cinemax smirks, and the meta gag of “Big Fun” itself - a name lifted from the 1989 film’s fake hit band. The number throws a party and screens a media-studies lecture in the bathroom mirror at the same time.
Plot-wise, this is the hinge where Veronica tries on popularity like a jacket that doesn’t quite fit. Her drink-sweet confidence meets the Heathers’ sport of public shaming, and when Martha arrives with sparkling cider like a sincere guest at a sarcastic party, the show shows its teeth.
Message
The track frames high-school mythmaking - sex, booze, status - as improv theater with real injuries. It asks a simple question: when the room laughs, who pays?
“Act our age” - a dare disguised as advice.
“Big fun” - the brand name for bad ideas.
Emotional tone
Exuberant to vicious. Laughter, then silence, then the sound of something in you closing.
Historical context
The original film weaponized pop culture to mock panic around youth and “issues” songs; the musical keeps that spirit, swapping synth-ballad earnestness for party-floor bounce. It’s a lineage of parody that knows being catchy is the sharpest blade.
Production and instrumentation
Think rubbery basslines, layered gang vocals, four-on-the-floor friendly drums, and bright chorus guitar. The sound is engineered for mass chant - easy hooks so the mob can sing in unison while the text indicts the mob.
Analysis of key phrases and idioms
“Ain’t nobody home tonight” codes both absence of parents and absence of judgment. “Razorbacks” sets up the pig piñata gag - cruelty made festive. The callouts to shots and Cinemax translate desire into rules of the game. Veronica’s “I feel like Bono at Live Aid” is naïve grandeur - the adolescent fantasy of being at the center without noticing who’s on the edges.
About metaphors and symbols
The party is the town square; the piñata is a sanctioned target; the chant is groupthink harmony; the pool is where decency gets pushed.
Creation history
“Big Fun” replaced an earlier party song (“Beer and Booze”), deliberately shaped as an 80s dance banger with gated snare and chorus guitar. That swap matters: by letting Veronica actually enjoy herself before the cruelty spike, the musical raises the stakes on her later refusal to play by Heather rules.
Verse Highlights

Verse 1
Ram treats “act our age” as permission to self-destruct. The ensemble answers like a Greek chorus of bad decisions. The music sells the joke by sounding like freedom.
Chorus
“Big fun” is branding - a motto you can shout while doing something you’ll regret. It’s easy to chant a lie when the groove slaps.
Bridge
Veronica’s inner monologue frames the room as a dream granted. The turn arrives when Martha enters - sincerity in a place that rewards irony. The lights are still bright; the temperature drops.
Key Facts

- Featured: Evan Todd, Jessica Keenan Wynn, Alice Lee, Barrett Wilbert Weed & Jon Eidson on the 2014 Off-Broadway cast album.
- Producers: Michael Croiter, Kevin Murphy, Laurence O’Keefe.
- Composer-Lyricists: Laurence O’Keefe & Kevin Murphy.
- Release Date: June 10, 2014 - U.S. digital release of the World Premiere Cast Recording.
- Album: Heathers: The Musical (World Premiere Cast Recording) - Track 5.
- Label: Yellow Sound Label.
- Genre: Musical theatre with 80s-dance pop styling - rubbery bass, chorus guitar, gated snare.
- Length: 4:14 (2014 Off-Broadway recording); 3:42 (2019 Original West End Cast recording).
- Tempo / Key: Around 118 bpm; keys vary by production and release (G?/A? major on 2014 data points; D? major commonly reported for 2019 cast).
- Language: English.
- Mood: rowdy, satirical, then stinging.
- Music style: ensemble party number with chantable hooks.
- Poetic meter: mostly iambic patter in verses; percussive spondees in chant sections.
- Notable covers/versions: Original West End Cast recording (2019); Riverdale Cast version for TV episode “Chapter Fifty-One: Big Fun” (2019).
- © Copyrights: 2014 Yellow Sound Label. Phonographic copyright and publishing per album credits.
Questions and Answers
- Was “Big Fun” ever released as a standalone single?
- The track shipped as part of the 2014 cast album, not a separate single. Later versions appear on the 2019 Original West End Cast Recording and on the 2019 Riverdale television soundtrack.
- Why is it called “Big Fun”?
- It riffs on the film’s fictional band Big Fun and their diegetic hit “Teenage Suicide (Don’t Do It),” turning a throwaway pop gag into a thematic signpost about performative morality and crowd enthusiasm.
- What’s musically distinctive about this number?
- The production leans into an 80s-dance toolkit - rubbery bass, chorus guitar, gated snare - so the satire can ride a hook you’ll chant without thinking.
- Where else has this song appeared?
- Onstage in Heathers worldwide, on the Original West End Cast album, in The CW’s Riverdale Heathers episode and its official soundtrack, and in the 2022 live-capture of the musical for streaming.
- Did the Heathers albums receive any notable accolades or chart moments?
- Yes - the 2019 Original West End Cast album entered the UK Official Albums Chart Top 40, and the show itself won Best New Musical at the 2019 WhatsOnStage Awards, with additional wins and nominations for the company.
Awards and Chart Positions
Original West End Cast Recording - UK Official Albums Chart peak: #24. The production also claimed Best New Musical at the 2019 WhatsOnStage Awards, with further wins and nominations for company members.
How to Sing?
Ensemble-forward and breath-hungry. Mark the chant sections with clipped consonants so the groove bites, then open up on the verse storytelling. Keep the tempo around the reported 118 bpm and treat it like cardio - short phrases, quick resets, no grandstanding when the crowd needs clarity. Expect keys to vary by production and release, so check your materials and lock ranges before you assign parts - baritenor swagger for Ram/Kurt lines, bright mix for Veronica and Heathers, and precision for the gang vocals.
Songs Exploring Themes of party pressure
“Whose House Is This?” - Mean Girls. Another party thrown by the cool kids where status and volume do most of the talking. The groove is hip-hop inflected, but the mechanics match “Big Fun”: the room becomes a scoreboard, and kindness is off-brand. Vocals spit-sharp, with a call-and-response architecture that mimics cliques. Meanwhile the lyrics narrate how fast a teenager can slide from outsider to instigator.
“Tonight Belongs to You” - The Prom. A glittery promise number that hides pressure inside affirmation. It swaggers in 4-on-the-floor pop and demands starry belt, but what’s being sold is conformity with a smile. If “Big Fun” is the party as weapon, this is the dance as mirage - lovely, catchy, and just a little cold round the edges when you listen to the lyrics again.
“The Bitch of Living” - Spring Awakening. Not a party, but the same youthful fever. Guitars drive, hormones narrate, and the crowd becomes a single voice wrestling itself in public. The song’s energy explains why party numbers land so easily - volume makes community feel real, at least until morning. Stack those ideas next to “Big Fun” and you see the same engine: bodies moving fast so truth can sneak past the guards.
Music video
Heathers Lyrics: Song List
- Act 1
- Beautiful
- Candy Store
- Fight for Me
- Freeze Your Brain
- Big Fun
- Dead Girl Walking
- The Me Inside of Me
- Blue
- Our Love Is God
- Act 2
- My Dead Gay Son
- Seventeen
- Shine a Light
- Lifeboat
- Shine a Light (reprise)
- Kindergarten Boyfriend
- Yo Girl
- Meant to Be Yours
- Dead Girl Walking (Reprise)
- I Am Damaged
- Seventeen (reprise)
- Other Songs
- Candy Store Playoff
- Blue Reprise
- Prom or Hell?
- Hey, Yo Westerberg
- You're Welcome
- Never Shut Up Again
- I Say No
- Spoken Scenes and Transition Tracks
- It’s Been Three Weeks
- Transition to Croquet
- Ow Ow Ow/Transition to Party
- Pinata Of Doom
- Veronicas Chandler Nightmare