Who Am I Kidding? lyrics

- Copacabana

Who Am I Kidding? lyrics

Who Am I Kidding?

SAM:
Havana! Havana! Havana freakin' Cuba!
the kid is heading for a crash,
he'll run into Castelli there,
they'll shoot him in the belly there,
they'll cut him up and stuff him in the trash!

holy cow Havana!
Havana I'm going to Havana!
what else am I supposed to do?
I need a gun I need a pill
I need a map I need a will
I'll save his neck and Lola's too!

Who am I kidding?
I'm no hero I'm just a average
S.O.B. this is the kind of job for someone muscle
-bound and kind of witless and besides,
it scares me shitless! who am I kidding?
I'm no hero

DOORMAN:
He's no hero

SAM:
I ain't no Tarzan in a tree

DOORMAN:
We'll drink to that

SAM:
This ain't the kind of job for some old fart like me

GLADYS:
Castelli! Castelli!
you gotta stop Castelli!
the kid don't know him like we do before
he finished wit'cha well you'll never know
what hit'cha and it ain't a pretty pit'cha I tell you!

SAM:
Alright,alright, I'm going!
I'm going that settles it, I'm going!
I'll teach you not to mess with me!
I'll give him this!

GLADYS:
You'll give him that!

SAM:
I'll beat him up

GLADYS:
you'll knock him flat

BOTH:
just like a kid of twenty-three

SAM:
Who am I kidding? I'm no youngster.

GLADYS:
You're only mature like an old cheese.

SAM:
It takes me hours just to pee.

GLADYS:
You peed enough already.

SAM:
This ain't the kind of job. For some old poop like me.

GLADYS:
This is exactly the job for someone Oh...Sam.

ALL (BUT SAM):
Looks like we got ourselves a hero.

SAM:
I'm no hero.

ALL:
Sammy, we know that. You'll come through.

SAM:
I'm through already.

GLADYS:
You're just startin', Sammy.

ALL:
This is exactly the job for someone smart like you.

SAM:
But I got ulcers.

ALL:
And with heart like you

SAM:
And I got hemorrhoids.

ALL:
A sweet old fart like you.

Last Update: October, 02nd 2013


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