Ralph and Me lyrics
Ralph and Me
Ralph and me are gettin' married.
Well, that's very nice, Jane.
It's all decided.
Ralph and me, we got this friend who's gettin' married,
And they're movin' to her folks' in California.
They're gettin' married right away.
She's already four months gone.
They can' wait another day.
Kelly. From work. You don't know her.
So they're flyin' out to California.
But they've got this car,
And they need to get it out there soon.
And Ralph and me figure
We can drive it out for them,
Make the trip a honeymoon.
So we have to do it quick:
Drive cross-country, get a tan by a motel swimming pool,
And fly back here in time for Ralph to teach summer school.
Tom, your daughter's getting married.
Do I look deaf? Janey, that's very nice.
But there won't be any fuss.
I really want to make that clear.
Just immediate family and us
And Alice as my matron of honor,
Since I was hers last year.
We'll meet at City Hall, Thursday, ten a.m.
We'll get married by the clerk.
It won't take any time at all.
Not Father Murphy?
There's no time for a church wedding, Ma.
We gotta get the car out to them,
And I'm only takin' three weeks off from work.
But we'll go talk to Father Murphy. I promise. And, we'll have to invite his folks for dinner.
Ralph's. Mr. and Mrs. Halloran.
Can I get the salt?
I know it's kind of short notice but how about tonight?
Well, I'm going to market anyway.
That alright with you, Pa?
That's fine, Janey.
I'll tell Ralph to bring his folks by around seven. Nothing fancy.
A simple family meal-I'll pick up some wine.
And I mean it about the wedding...
We don't want a big ordeal.
The civil ceremony will do fine.
Then Ralph and me,
The handsome groom and the blushing bride
Will be off on our little cross-country ride.
[Thanks to cammie for lyrics]
Last Update: June, 10th 2013