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ROSE
Noah has a problem!
A problem with money!
A problem with change,
loose change in his pockets!
He?s forever leaving it, leaving it, leaving it,
do your kids do things like that?
I bet they mind their money.

CAROLINE
Yes Mrs. Gellman, they real good about money.

ROSE
Mm-hmm.
We have to
teach Noah, we have to teach Noah,
to mind his money; to handle change!
So listen, I need you to help me teach him.
From now on if you find
change in his pockets,
when you do the washing,
just keep it,
just keep it,
if he leaves it, it?s yours.

CAROLINE
I always find moneys
he leave in his pocket,
pennies and nickels.
They go in the bleach cup.
I gives his money back to him.
I don?t wanna take pennies from a baby.
Give him a whupping.

ROSE (aside)
I hope she?s not offended.
I hope this is the right thing.
Oh brother this is embarrassing!
(to CAROLINE)
I know but from now on,
you keep it; I?m sure
you can probably sue it? Mm-hmm.
And Noah must learn to mind it,
or lose it.
It?ll be like a raise!
Like Noah pays
a share of your salary
for the cooking and cleaning,
you take such good care of us,
and?
(aside)
Other people?s maids
are so much nicer,
she never smiles,
it?d be wrong to fire her, but
how on earth did you stand it, Betty?
Jesus, lady, smile already!
(to CAROLINE)
He needs to learn consequences, mm-hmm.
I don?t believe in whupping kids. Uh-uh.

Last Update: June, 10th 2013

Caroline, or Change Lyrics

  1. Disc 1:
  2. 16 Feet Beneath the Sea
  3. The Radio
  4. Laundry Quintet
  5. Noah Down The Stairs
  6. The Cigarette
  7. Laundry Finish
  8. The Dryer
  9. I Got Four Kids
  10. Caroline, There's Extra Food
  11. There Is No God, Noah
  12. Rose Stopnick Can Cook
  13. Long Distance
  14. Dotty and Caroline
  15. Moon Change
  16. Moon Trio
  17. The Bus
  18. That Can't Be
  19. Noah And Rose
  20. Inside/Outside
  21. JFK
  22. Duets: No One Waitin'
  23. Duets: 'Night Mamma
  24. Duets: Gonna Pass Me A Law
  25. Duets: Noah Go To Sleep
  26. Noah Has A Problem
  27. Stuart And Noah
  28. Quarter In The Bleach Cup
  29. Caroline Take My Money Home
  30. Roosevelt Petrucius Coleslaw
  31. Disc 2:
  32. Santa Comin' Caroline
  33. Little Reward
  34. 1943
  35. Mr. Gellman's Shirt
  36. Ooh Child
  37. Rose Recovers
  38. I Saw Three Ships
  39. The Chanukah Party
  40. Dotty And Emmie
  41. I Don't Want My Child To Hear That
  42. Mr. Stopnick And Emmie
  43. Kitchen Fight
  44. A Twenty Dollar Bill And Why
  45. I Hate the Bus
  46. Moon, Emmie And Stuart Trio
  47. The Twenty Dollar Bill
  48. Caroline And Noah Fight
  49. Aftermath
  50. Sunday Morning
  51. Lot's Wife
  52. Salty Teardrops
  53. Why Does Our House Have A Basement?
  54. Underwater
  55. Epilogue

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