Noah Has A Problem Lyrics > Caroline, or Change
Noah Has A Problem Lyrics
ROSE
Noah has a problem!
A problem with money!
A problem with change,
loose change in his pockets!
He?s forever leaving it, leaving it, leaving it,
do your kids do things like that?
I bet they mind their money.
CAROLINE
Yes Mrs. Gellman, they real good about money.
ROSE
Mm-hmm.
We have to
teach Noah, we have to teach Noah,
to mind his money; to handle change!
So listen, I need you to help me teach him.
From now on if you find
change in his pockets,
when you do the washing,
just keep it,
just keep it,
if he leaves it, it?s yours.
CAROLINE
I always find moneys
he leave in his pocket,
pennies and nickels.
They go in the bleach cup.
I gives his money back to him.
I don?t wanna take pennies from a baby.
Give him a whupping.
ROSE (aside)
I hope she?s not offended.
I hope this is the right thing.
Oh brother this is embarrassing!
(to CAROLINE)
I know but from now on,
you keep it; I?m sure
you can probably sue it? Mm-hmm.
And Noah must learn to mind it,
or lose it.
It?ll be like a raise!
Like Noah pays
a share of your salary
for the cooking and cleaning,
you take such good care of us,
and?
(aside)
Other people?s maids
are so much nicer,
she never smiles,
it?d be wrong to fire her, but
how on earth did you stand it, Betty?
Jesus, lady, smile already!
(to CAROLINE)
He needs to learn consequences, mm-hmm.
I don?t believe in whupping kids. Uh-uh.
Last Update: June, 10th 2013
Caroline, or Change Lyrics
- Disc 1:
- 16 Feet Beneath the Sea
- The Radio
- Laundry Quintet
- Noah Down The Stairs
- The Cigarette
- Laundry Finish
- The Dryer
- I Got Four Kids
- Caroline, There's Extra Food
- There Is No God, Noah
- Rose Stopnick Can Cook
- Long Distance
- Dotty and Caroline
- Moon Change
- Moon Trio
- The Bus
- That Can't Be
- Noah And Rose
- Inside/Outside
- JFK
- Duets: No One Waitin'
- Duets: 'Night Mamma
- Duets: Gonna Pass Me A Law
- Duets: Noah Go To Sleep
- Noah Has A Problem
- Stuart And Noah
- Quarter In The Bleach Cup
- Caroline Take My Money Home
- Roosevelt Petrucius Coleslaw
- Disc 2:
- Santa Comin' Caroline
- Little Reward
- 1943
- Mr. Gellman's Shirt
- Ooh Child
- Rose Recovers
- I Saw Three Ships
- The Chanukah Party
- Dotty And Emmie
- I Don't Want My Child To Hear That
- Mr. Stopnick And Emmie
- Kitchen Fight
- A Twenty Dollar Bill And Why
- I Hate the Bus
- Moon, Emmie And Stuart Trio
- The Twenty Dollar Bill
- Caroline And Noah Fight
- Aftermath
- Sunday Morning
- Lot's Wife
- Salty Teardrops
- Why Does Our House Have A Basement?
- Underwater
- Epilogue