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Long Distance Lyrics
ROSE
Hello pa!
It?s long distance, it?s your brand new southern daughter,
it?s Rose!
Oh everything?s fine here,
I suppose.
How?s the Hudson River?
I?m fine, just fine, I?m learning the lingo:
magnolia, camellia, azalea, ya?ll.
The temple?get this?has Sunday night bingo?
just like the goyim.
Oy.
A long distance call!
So much to tell. The boy still hates me.
(I really shouldn?t be talking so loud).
He leaves money in his pockets,
and that really grates me,
I tell him and tell him it?s not allowed,
just shucking your laundry?
you hear that? ?Shuck!?
I?m a southerner already?on to the floor;
take the money out first,
God know we?re not poor,
but show respect for your father.
He worked hard for that buck?
well, no, not a whole buck, he?s a boy,
but loose change. Quarters. Those add up.
The negro maid, she?s making bupkes,
how does that look, leaving change in his pockets?
Indifferent to money,
the kid?s a little funny,
spoiled and quiet ? sad, I guess.
I?m on a diet. I bought a new dress.
Stu?s giving lessons, playing, doing fine:
the work is steady.
he still misses Betty.
I don?t mind.
I miss her too.
She was my best friend.
I miss the city.
I miss the old crowd. What?
Because we haven?t got?
We can?t give her a raise!
Pa!
Pa!
We aren?t rich, we?re just plain folk,
we?ve only got bupkes ourselves?
we?re broke.
Typical, you obsess about the maid
while your daughter?s miserable.
No, not miserable I never said?
Well, it?s not what I meant.
I?m just not?
Just not?
A hundred percent.
It?s very hot, and very damp,
and out in the back yard there?s a little swamp.
Full of noisy frogs. Last night I cried.
I miss you, pa.
I miss the Upper West Side.
Last Update: June, 10th 2013
Caroline, or Change Lyrics
- Disc 1:
- 16 Feet Beneath the Sea
- The Radio
- Laundry Quintet
- Noah Down The Stairs
- The Cigarette
- Laundry Finish
- The Dryer
- I Got Four Kids
- Caroline, There's Extra Food
- There Is No God, Noah
- Rose Stopnick Can Cook
- Long Distance
- Dotty and Caroline
- Moon Change
- Moon Trio
- The Bus
- That Can't Be
- Noah And Rose
- Inside/Outside
- JFK
- Duets: No One Waitin'
- Duets: 'Night Mamma
- Duets: Gonna Pass Me A Law
- Duets: Noah Go To Sleep
- Noah Has A Problem
- Stuart And Noah
- Quarter In The Bleach Cup
- Caroline Take My Money Home
- Roosevelt Petrucius Coleslaw
- Disc 2:
- Santa Comin' Caroline
- Little Reward
- 1943
- Mr. Gellman's Shirt
- Ooh Child
- Rose Recovers
- I Saw Three Ships
- The Chanukah Party
- Dotty And Emmie
- I Don't Want My Child To Hear That
- Mr. Stopnick And Emmie
- Kitchen Fight
- A Twenty Dollar Bill And Why
- I Hate the Bus
- Moon, Emmie And Stuart Trio
- The Twenty Dollar Bill
- Caroline And Noah Fight
- Aftermath
- Sunday Morning
- Lot's Wife
- Salty Teardrops
- Why Does Our House Have A Basement?
- Underwater
- Epilogue