The Negative Lyrics
Jenna, Becky, DawnThe Negative
Becky:(spoken) Jenna, time to pee on a stick.
Jenna:
Wh-? I don't wanna know.
Becky:
(sung) come on honey, you've waited long enough
Becky, Dawn:
Get to it and do it!
Jenna:
(spoken) wh- okay, girls! Enough!
Becky, Dawn:
(sung) you know what we mean
Dawn:
I hope you drank enough this morning
Becky:
Come on, sweetie, it's better to know
We'll be right here with you, so . . .
Dawn:
It's no or it's yes
But either way you gotta take the test
Becky:
A squat and a squeeze
A prayer and a please
It's nothing
Dawn:
A stick and a line
Jenna:
Just one of 'em, if i'm lucky
Becky, Dawn:
A pot and a piss
Here we go, sis
And we'll keep our focus on
Jenna, Becky, Dawn:
The negative!
Becky:
(spoken) read the instructions.
Dawn:
(read in spanish)
Becky:
English!
Dawn:
Do not insert the test stick into your vagina.
Becky:
Wooooow. Thank you, Dawn.
Jenna:
(sung) how's i ever get myself in this mess?
One drunk night in that stupid red dress
Dawn:
(spoken) oh, i love that red dress! The way it sparkles, it looks like an ice skating outfit.
Becky:
Stay with us, Dawn!
Dawn:
(sung) maybe his machinery is broken somehow?
What if his boys don't swim?! I mean, wow! (spoken) miraculous luck!
Becky:
Yeah, miraculous! (sung) to get away with an unprotected f-
Jenna:
Funny how one night can ruin your whole life
Becky, Dawn:
Don't go there yet, we don't know what the test says
Jenna:
I'm already panicked!
Becky:
(spoken) just calm down, godammit!
Dawn:
(sung) maybe it'll all be fine
Becky, Dawn:
Maybe there'll be just one line
Jenna, Becky, Dawn:
Come on, negative!
Dawn:
(spoken) i thought you don't sleep much with you husband much anymore?
Jenna:
Well, i - he got me drunk. I do stupid things when i drink, like sleep with my husband.
Becky:
Honey, we've all made that mistake.
Jenna, Becky, Dawn:
(sung) focus on the negative!
Becky:
This will all be alright
Dawn:
It was only one night
Jenna:
Someone send me a sign
Becky, Dawn:
One line
Jenna, Becky, Dawn:
One line
Becky, Dawn:
That means the test is ready
This is it . . .
Jenna: . . . . Shit.