The Negative Lyrics > Waitress

Becky:
(spoken) Jenna, time to pee on a stick.

Jenna:
Wh-? I don't wanna know.

Becky:
(sung) come on honey, you've waited long enough

Becky, Dawn:
Get to it and do it!

Jenna:
(spoken) wh- okay, girls! Enough!

Becky, Dawn:
(sung) you know what we mean

Dawn:
I hope you drank enough this morning

Becky:
Come on, sweetie, it's better to know
We'll be right here with you, so . . .

Dawn:
It's no or it's yes
But either way you gotta take the test

Becky:
A squat and a squeeze
A prayer and a please
It's nothing

Dawn:
A stick and a line

Jenna:
Just one of 'em, if i'm lucky

Becky, Dawn:
A pot and a piss
Here we go, sis
And we'll keep our focus on

Jenna, Becky, Dawn:
The negative!

Becky:
(spoken) read the instructions.

Dawn:
(read in spanish)

Becky:
English!

Dawn:
Do not insert the test stick into your vagina.

Becky:
Wooooow. Thank you, Dawn.

Jenna:
(sung) how's i ever get myself in this mess?
One drunk night in that stupid red dress

Dawn:
(spoken) oh, i love that red dress! The way it sparkles, it looks like an ice skating outfit.

Becky:
Stay with us, Dawn!

Dawn:
(sung) maybe his machinery is broken somehow?
What if his boys don't swim?! I mean, wow! (spoken) miraculous luck!

Becky:
Yeah, miraculous! (sung) to get away with an unprotected f-

Jenna:
Funny how one night can ruin your whole life

Becky, Dawn:
Don't go there yet, we don't know what the test says

Jenna:
I'm already panicked!

Becky:
(spoken) just calm down, godammit!

Dawn:
(sung) maybe it'll all be fine

Becky, Dawn:
Maybe there'll be just one line

Jenna, Becky, Dawn:
Come on, negative!

Dawn:
(spoken) i thought you don't sleep much with you husband much anymore?

Jenna:
Well, i - he got me drunk. I do stupid things when i drink, like sleep with my husband.

Becky:
Honey, we've all made that mistake.

Jenna, Becky, Dawn:
(sung) focus on the negative!

Becky:
This will all be alright

Dawn:
It was only one night

Jenna:
Someone send me a sign

Becky, Dawn:
One line

Jenna, Becky, Dawn:
One line

Becky, Dawn:
That means the test is ready
This is it . . .

Jenna: . . . . Shit.

Last Update: August, 26th 2016