Lost! Lyrics
Chris McCarrell, Kristin Stokes, George Salazar & Rob RokickiLost!
[PERCY, spoken]Guys, we just exploded a bus!
[ANNABETH, spoken]
Yep
[PERCY, spoken]
–that was being attacked by demon triplet math teachers
[ANNABETH, spoken]
Oh yeah
[PERCY, spoken]
Is the whole trip going to be like this?
[ANNABETH, spoken]
I hope so!
[ANNABETH]
Hades is sending his monsters after us
We're doing something right
[GROVER]
All our food was in there
All our clothes were in there
All our food was in there!
[PERCY]
Sit tight
[ANNABETH]
Look, I made an itinerary for any adversary
Drawn from the quests of heroes past
It's right here in my pocket
[PERCY]
It's where in your pocket?
[ANNABETH]
Oops. It got busted in the blast
[PERCY]
What did it say?
[ANNABETH]
Take that bus
To Los Angeles
[PERCY]
We're not on the bus
[ANNABETH, spoken]
I know
[GROVER]
To Los Angeles
[PERCY]
We blew up the bus
[ANNABETH, spoken]
I know!
[GROVER]
To Los Angeles
[PERCY]
So what are we supposed to do?
[ANNABETH]
Wait for another bus?
[PERCY]
What if we blow up that one too?
[ALL]
We're lost in the woods
Somewhere in New Jersey
And we're never gonna make it to LA
We're lost
[ANNABETH]
And it's cold
[GROVER]
And it won't stop raining
[PERCY]
Let's just go
[GROVER]
No, not that way
[ANNABETH]
No backup plan
[GROVER]
No food
[PERCY]
No phone
[ALL]
No adult supervision
We're lost in the woods
And we'll never leave New Jersey
If none of us are making a decision!
[GROVER]
It's not safe to stay out here in the open
When monsters are hoping to eat us alive
[PERCY]
How do they know where we are
When we don't even know?
How are we gonna survive?
[ANNABETH]
It's your smell
[PERCY, spoken]
I don't smell
[GROVER]
Dude, like listen, please
Half-bloods to monsters smell like Mickey D's
[PERCY, spoken]
We smell?
[GROVER]
Like tacos or take-out Vietnamese
[ANNABETH]
So hopefully they just ate
[PERCY]
Fantastic, gang, well
I don't wanna die in the garden state!
[ALL]
We're lost in the woods
Somewhere in New Jersey
And we're never gonna make it to LA
We're lost and it's dark
And I think that something's moving!
And I think it's coming this way
[ANNABETH, spoken]
Is it a monster?
[GROVER, spoken]
It's a squirrel
[GROVER and SQUIRREL chitter together]
[PERCY, spoken]
Dude, are you talking to a squirrel?
[GROVER, spoken]
Satyr powers. Be nice. This squirrel knows every corner of the woods. Maybe he can help us
[PERCY, spoken]
Really? 'Cause I think that seems kinda... nuts.
[SQUIRREL stops chittering]
[GROVER, spoken]
You hurt his feelings. Tell the squirrel you're sorry
[PERCY, spoken]
I am not saying sorry to a squirrel
[ANNABETH, spoken]
He's very sorry. Tell the squirrel you're sorry, Percy
[PERCY, spoken]
Okay, okay, I am sorry
[SQUIRREL resumes chittering]
[PERCY, spoken]
What's he saying?
[GROVER, spoken]
He says he knows where we are!
[PERCY, spoken]
Where are we?
[GROVER, spoken]
He says:
[GROVER]
We're lost in the woods
Somewhere in New Jersey
And we're never gonna make it to LA
[GROVER, spoken]
Thanks buddy!
[PERCY, spoken]
I think the gods are trying to tell me they hate me
[ANNABETH, spoken]
I'm getting that too
[PERCY]
Hungry monsters on the ground
[ANNABETH]
Angry gods are in the sky
[GROVER]
No safe places to be found
[ALL]
Wanna run, wanna cry
[PERCY]
Can't go back to any home
[ANNABETH]
Camp is way too far away
[GROVER]
Can't protect my only friends
[ALL]
No place to go
No place to stay
We're lost in the world
And the world is freaking awful
And we're never gonna make it to LA
We're lost
We're just kids
We're alone
This is impossible
Who put the fate of the world
In the hands of
Three unprepared scared half-bloods
It's crazy
[ANNABETH]
So pick a direction
[GROVER]
It's your quest
[PERCY]
A direction?
[ANNABETH]
We trust you!
[GROVER]
A direction!
[PERCY]
A direction?
[ANNABETH]
A direction!
Whatever you decide
[PERCY]
Whatever I decide
[GROVER]
Whatever, dude, decide
[PERCY, spoken]
There! I have a good feeling about there
[AUNTIE EM]
Children, come inside!
Song Overview
Review and Highlights
Quick summary
- Act placement: the first number after the quest bus explodes, pushing three kids into pure improvisation.
- Voices: a trio-led panic-comedy with Percy in front and Annabeth and Grover volleying the logic checks.
- Hook: a group chorus that keeps shrinking their world down to one problem - direction.
- Ending beat: the punchline lands, then the song snaps into danger with a too-friendly invitation from Auntie Em.
- Release: issued on the 2017 off-Broadway cast album, later kept in the 2019 deluxe reissue.
The Lightning Thief (2017) - stage musical number - not. After the monster-bus blast, Percy, Annabeth, and Grover realize their neat hero plan has become a soggy hike with no supplies and no adult in sight. The scene matters because it forces the quest to stop feeling like mythology homework and start feeling like risk management.
What makes this number work is its argument structure. Every line is either a proposal, a correction, or a complaint, and those functions rotate so fast the song feels like a survival meeting set to pop-theatre propulsion. Annabeth arrives with authority ("I made an itinerary"), Grover arrives with appetite and fear ("food was in there"), and Percy arrives with disbelief ("we blew up the bus"). The comedy is not decorative - it is the mechanism that keeps them moving when they would rather freeze.
The chorus is the big tell: they are not just misplaced geographically, they are unqualified. The writing leans into small, modern phrasing (New Jersey as the "garden state" problem, fast-food metaphors, the sudden squirrel detour) so the myth stakes stay relatable. That is the trick of this score: it treats ancient monsters as real, but it treats middle-school logistics as equally real.
Creation History
The song comes out of Rob Rokicki and Joe Tracz's adaptation approach: a rock-forward musical language that can pivot from exposition to punchline without changing the engine. As stated in the Shubert Organization press release for the Broadway engagement, the show is built with a contemporary score and lean storytelling, and this number is one of its cleanest demonstrations of that speed.
Song Meaning and Annotations
Plot
Three young travelers have survived a bus fight that ended in an explosion. The plan was simple: ride west. The new reality is simpler: there is no bus, no map, no backup plan, and the weather will not cooperate. Annabeth tries to restore order with a hero-style itinerary, Grover tries to negotiate survival by staying hidden, and Percy has to choose a direction without any proof that direction matters. The song ends the moment a stranger offers shelter, and the trio takes the bait.
Song Meaning
This is a song about decision as a form of courage. The jokes about snacks and squirrels are the surface, but the deeper pulse is that the trio has crossed a threshold: they cannot go back to school life, and they cannot rely on camp rules, either. The lyric keeps repeating the problem until it stops being funny and becomes a dare. Someone has to pick a direction, and the only person who can do it is the kid who did not ask to be in charge.
Annotations
"The rapid overlap is the point: each character panics in their own language, and the collisions show how unready they are."
Annotation (adapted)
I agree with the instinct here. The music treats stress like counterpoint: Percy states the disaster, Annabeth supplies a plan, Grover supplies consequences. The overlap becomes a portrait of teamwork that has not learned how to breathe yet.
"The rain reads like pressure from above - not just weather, but a reminder that angry gods can steer the day."
Annotation (adapted)
Even if you never name the sky boss in the lyric, the storm texture matters. It turns a comic detour into a feeling that the world is watching, and that the world is impatient.
"Half-bloods have a scent to monsters, and the fast-food comparisons make danger feel unglamorous and modern."
Annotation (adapted)
This is one of the score's smartest choices: it refuses heroic perfume. By making the smell sound like takeout, the lyric says the threat is ordinary, constant, and close.
"The squirrel bit is a gag that still does plot work: it proves Grover can communicate, but it also proves nature is not obligated to save you."
Annotation (adapted)
That is the punchline with teeth. The squirrel confirms what they already know, so the scene forces the trio to accept that information is not the same as direction.
Rhythm and momentum
The central drive is conversational rhythm: short lines, quick replies, and a chorus that behaves like a group chant. The song turns the trio into a single nervous organism, then breaks them into parts again so Percy can be forced into leadership. That push-pull is the number's arc.
Comedy as survival strategy
Listen to how the jokes arrive right when the stakes should crush them. The lyric does not deny fear - it sidesteps it just long enough to keep legs moving. That is why the final invitation ("come inside") lands as a chill: the song has trained you to laugh, then punishes the reflex.
Technical Information
- Artist: Chris McCarrell, Kristin Stokes, George Salazar, Rob Rokicki
- Featured: The Lightning Thief Company (stage ensemble context)
- Composer: Rob Rokicki
- Producer: Theatreworks USA (stage), Broadway Records release context
- Release Date: July 7, 2017
- Genre: Musical theatre, pop-rock
- Instruments: Rock band palette (guitars, keys, bass, drums) with theatre orchestrations
- Label: Broadway Records
- Mood: comic panic, determined sprint
- Length: 3:19
- Track #: 11 (2017 off-Broadway cast album sequence)
- Language: English
- Album: The Lightning Thief: The Percy Jackson Musical (Original Cast Recording)
- Music style: fast dialogue-patter into singalong chorus
- Poetic meter: mostly conversational stress (patter-driven, not strict classical feet)
- Key and tempo: F minor, 96 BPM
Questions and Answers
- Why does this number feel like an argument instead of a pep talk?
- Because the lyric is built from proposals and corrections. Annabeth tries to steer, Grover tries to prevent risk, Percy tries to understand what just happened. The friction is the structure.
- What is the real joke behind the squirrel scene?
- It is not that Grover can talk to animals - it is that the animal has nothing useful to add. The scene mocks the idea that a magical ability automatically solves a practical problem.
- What does the repeated "we are lost" do dramatically?
- It turns a situation into an identity. The more they repeat it, the more the song admits they are out of training wheels territory.
- Why does Annabeth bring up an itinerary from heroes past?
- She is trying to import myth logic into the present. It is a defense mechanism: if the quest matches a known pattern, it feels controllable.
- What is Percy actually deciding when he picks a direction?
- He is deciding to accept responsibility without evidence. That is the first real leadership act of the road.
- Is the comedy here just for relief?
- No. The jokes keep the trio moving and also hide the dread long enough for the trap at the end to work.
- Why do the fast-food smell lines matter?
- They drag myth danger into everyday vocabulary. Monsters are not distant legends - they are hungry problems that can locate you like a scent trail.
- How does the ending set up the next scene?
- The song trains you to accept help because the kids are desperate. Then a stranger offers shelter, and the audience gets the uncomfortable thought: this is how bad decisions happen.
- What performance challenge sits inside the chorus?
- Clarity. The chorus is simple, but it has to land as a shared vow and a shared fear at the same time, without dragging tempo.
Awards and Chart Positions
This track does not have a separate chart life as a single, but its parent release has a documented footprint. As reported by Deadline, the cast album hit number 1 on the iTunes soundtrack chart around its initial 2017 release window. According to Playbill, the stage production was also a three-time Drama Desk nominee, and its Broadway transfer coverage continued to highlight those nominations.
| Item | Milestone | Year |
|---|---|---|
| Cast album | Number 1 on iTunes soundtrack chart (reported) | 2017 |
| Stage production | Three Drama Desk Award nominations (including Outstanding Musical) | 2017 |
| Release history | Deluxe reissue expands the album catalog, keeping this track in sequence | 2019 |
| International recording | Original London cast album release | 2025 |
Additional Info
One reason this song stays sticky is how neatly it compresses the show’s thesis: the gods set the rules, but the kids pay the price. The trio is not failing because they are lazy - they are failing because no one trained them for a crisis that arrives mid-sentence.
There is also a quiet adaptation flex here. The musical does not spend much time luxuriating in travelogue. Instead, it uses a short, funny crisis number to jump from set-piece to set-piece. According to Playbill, that production team built a fast-moving evening with modern humor baked into the structure, and "Lost!" is one of the places where you can hear the gears turning.
Key Contributors
| Entity | Type | Relationship (S-V-O) |
|---|---|---|
| Rob Rokicki | Person | Rokicki - wrote - music and lyrics for the musical. |
| Joe Tracz | Person | Tracz - wrote - the book for the stage adaptation. |
| Chris McCarrell | Person | McCarrell - performed - Percy on the cast recording context. |
| Kristin Stokes | Person | Stokes - performed - Annabeth on the cast recording context. |
| George Salazar | Person | Salazar - performed - Grover on the cast recording context. |
| Theatreworks USA | Organization | Theatreworks USA - produced - the stage musical framework. |
| Broadway Records | Organization | Broadway Records - released - the 2017 cast album. |
| Center Stage Records | Organization | Center Stage Records - released - the 2025 London cast album. |
Sources: MusicBrainz release listing for The Lightning Thief cast album, Tunebat track metrics, Broadway Records product page for the deluxe edition, Apple Music album pages (2017 cast, 2019 deluxe, 2025 London cast), Playbill coverage of the production and nominations, Deadline report on the Broadway engagement and album chart note, Shubert Organization press release, Audition packet plot notes (PDF)