Va-Gi-Na Lyrics — Schmigadoon!

Va-Gi-Na Lyrics

Melissa, Freddy and Nancy

Va-Gi-Na

MELISSA:
Vagina is where the penis goes
Ovaries make eggs for you and me
Testes are where the sperm repose
Cervix is where they can swim free

Fallopian tubes are where both of them meet
Uterus is where cells start to sprout
Placenta is what they like to eat
Till the baby pops straight out

NANCY: (spoken)
The vagina?

MELISSA: (spoken)
That's right!
Now sing with me!

(sung) Vagina

NANCY:
Is where the penis goes

MELISSA:
Ovaries

NANCY:
Make eggs for you and me

MELISSA:
Testes

NANCY:
Are where the sperm repose

MELISSA:
Cervix

NANCY:
Is where they can swim free

MELISSA:
Fallopian tubes

NANCY:
Are where both of them meet

MELISSA:
Uterus

NANCY:
Is where cells start to sprout

MELISSA:
Placenta

NANCY:
Is what they like to eat

ALL:
Till the baby comes straight out
The vagina




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