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The Pippi Song Lyrics


Louise.
Howdy-do
My name is Pippi
P-i-p-p-y

Miss Thorn.
Stop! For the last time it’s spelled P I P P I.

Louise.
Oh.
Howdy-do
My name is Pippi
P-l-p-p-o!
I betcha think that I’m a fool,
Cause i don't go to school
So tm not smart, i'm not bright
That's okay, that's all good
Anyone as cute as me
Don't need a phd
In bora bora no one's bored.
This island's all the rage
It's full. O’ hula dancers,
And there's no stinkin’ drinkin’ age
Our adventure's just begun
And now that you all met me,
Meet my water gun

(Louise takes out a water pistol, squirts the audience twice.)

Miss Thorn.
The audience will love it! Makes them part of the show. Do it again!

Louise.
Our adventure's just begun
And now that you all met me
Meet my water gun
Last Update: October, 26th 2023

Ruthless! Lyrics

  1. Act I
  2. Overture/Prologue
  3. Tina’s Mother
  4. Born to Entertain
  5. Talent
  6. To Play This Part
  7. Teaching Third Grade
  8. Where Tina Gets It From
  9. The Pippi Song
  10. Kisses And Hugs
  11. Teaching Third Grade (Reprise)
  12. Talent (Reprise #1)
  13. I Hate Musicals
  14. Angel Mom
  15. Act II
  16. Entr'acte/Montage
  17. A Penthouse Apartment
  18. It Will Never Be That Way Again
  19. There's More To Life
  20. I Want the Girl
  21. Parents And Children
  22. Ruthless!
  23. Talent (Reprise #2)
  24. Curtain Call

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