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The Pippi Song Lyrics
Louise.
Howdy-do
My name is Pippi
P-i-p-p-y
Miss Thorn.
Stop! For the last time it’s spelled P I P P I.
Louise.
Oh.
Howdy-do
My name is Pippi
P-l-p-p-o!
I betcha think that I’m a fool,
Cause i don't go to school
So tm not smart, i'm not bright
That's okay, that's all good
Anyone as cute as me
Don't need a phd
In bora bora no one's bored.
This island's all the rage
It's full. O’ hula dancers,
And there's no stinkin’ drinkin’ age
Our adventure's just begun
And now that you all met me,
Meet my water gun
(Louise takes out a water pistol, squirts the audience twice.)
Miss Thorn.
The audience will love it! Makes them part of the show. Do it again!
Louise.
Our adventure's just begun
And now that you all met me
Meet my water gun
Last Update: October, 26th 2023
Ruthless! Lyrics
- Act I
- Overture/Prologue
- Tina’s Mother
- Born to Entertain
- Talent
- To Play This Part
- Teaching Third Grade
- Where Tina Gets It From
- The Pippi Song
- Kisses And Hugs
- Teaching Third Grade (Reprise)
- Talent (Reprise #1)
- I Hate Musicals
- Angel Mom
- Act II
- Entr'acte/Montage
- A Penthouse Apartment
- It Will Never Be That Way Again
- There's More To Life
- I Want the Girl
- Parents And Children
- Ruthless!
- Talent (Reprise #2)
- Curtain Call