A Rehearsal for Don Juan Triumphant Lyrics
Andrew Lloyd Webber & Victor McGuireA Rehearsal for Don Juan Triumphant
CHORUSHere the sire may serve the dam,
here the master takes his meat!
Here the sacrificial lamb
utters one despairing bleat!
CARLOTTA AND CHORUS
Poor young maiden! For the thrill
on your tongue of stolen sweets
you will have to pay the bill -
tangled in the winding sheets!
Serve the meal and serve the maid!
Serve the master so that, when
tables, plans and maids are laid,
Don Juan triumphs once again!
(SIGNOR PIANGI, as Don Juan, emerges from behind the arch.
MEG, a gypsy dancer pirouettes coquettishly for him.
He throws her a purse. She catches it and leaves)
DON JUAN
Passarino, faithful friend,
once again recite the plan.
PASSARINO
Your young guest believes I'm you -
I, the master, you, the man.
DON JUAN
When you met you wore my cloak,
with my scarf you hid your face.
She believes she dines with me,
in her master's borrowed place!
Furtively, we'll scoff and quaff,
stealing what, in truth, is mine.
When it's late and modesty
starts to mellow, with the wine . . .
PASSARINO
You come home! I use your voice -
slam the door like crack of doom!
DON JUAN
I shall say: "come - hide with me!
Where, oh, where? Of course - my room!"
PASSARINO
Poor thing hasn't got a chance!
DON JUAN
Here's my hat, my cloak and sword.
Conquest is assured,
if I do not forget myself and laugh . . .
(DON JUAN puts on PASSARINO's cloak
and goes into the curtained alcove where the bed awaits.
Although we do not yet know it, the Punjab Lasso has done its work,
and SIGNOR PIANGI is no more.
When next we see DON JUAN, it will be the PHANTOM.
Meanwhile, we hear AMINTA (CHRISTINE) singing happily in the distance)
AMINTA (CHRISTINE - offstage, entering)
". . . no thoughts
within her head,
but thoughts of joy!
No dreams
within her heart
but dreams of love!"
PASSARINO (onstage)
Master?
DON JUAN (PHANTOM - behind the curtain)
Passarino - go away!
For the trap is set and waits for its prey . . .
(PASSARINO leaves. CHRISTINE (AMINTA) enters.
She takes off her cloak and sits down. Looks about her. No one.
She starts on an apple.
The PHANTOM, disguised as DON JUAN pretending to be PASSARINO,
emerges.
He now wears PASSARINO's robe, the cowl of which hides his face.
His first words startle her)
DON JUAN (PHANTOM)
You have come here
in pursuit of
your deepest urge,
in pursuit of
that wish,
which till now
has been silent,
silent . . .
I have brought you,
that our passions
may fuse and merge -
in your mind
you've already
succumbed to me
dropped all defences
completely succumbed to me -
now you are here with me:
no second thoughts,
you've decided,
decided . . .
Past the point
of no return -
no backward glances:
the games we've played
till now are at
an end . . .
Past all thought
of "if" or "when" -
no use resisting:
abandon thought,
and let the dream
descend . . .
What raging fire
shall flood the soul?
What rich desire
unlocks its door?
What sweet seduction
lies before
us . . .?
Past the point
of no return,
the final threshold -
what warm,
unspoken secrets
will we learn?
Beyond the point
of no return . . .
AMINTA (CHRISTINE)
You have brought me
to that moment
where words run dry,
to that moment
where speech
disappears
into silence,
silence . . .
I have come here,
hardly knowing
the reason why . . .
In my mind,
I've already
imagined our
bodies entwining
defenceless and silent -
and now I am
here with you:
no second thoughts,
I've decided,
decided . . .
Past the point
of no return -
no going back now:
our passion-play
has now, at last,
begun . . .
Past all thought
of right or wrong -
one final question:
how long should we
two wait, before
we're one . . .?
When will the blood
begin to race
the sleeping bud
burst into bloom?
When will the flames,
at last, consume
us . . .?
BOTH
Past the point
of no return
the final threshold -
the bridge
is crossed, so stand
and watch it burn . . .
We've passed the point
of no return . . .
(By now the audience and the POLICE have realised
that SIGNOR PIANGI is dead behind the curtain,
and it is the PHANTOM who sings in his place.
CHRISTINE knows it too. As final confirmation, the PHANTOM sings)
PHANTOM
Say you'll share with
me one
love, one lifetime . . .
Lead me, save me
from my solitude . . .
(He takes from his finger a ring and holds it out to her.
Slowly she takes it and puts it on her finger.)
Say you want me
with you,
here beside you . . .
Anywhere you go
let me go too -
Christine
that's all I ask of . . .
(We never reach the word 'you',
for CHRISTINE quite calmly reveals the PHANTOM'S face to the audience.
As the FORCES OF LAW close in on the horrifying skull,
the PHANTOM sweeps his cloak around her and vanishes.
MEG pulls the curtain upstage, revealing PIANGI'S body garotted,
propped against the bed, his head gruesomely tilted to one side.
She screams.)
TRANSFORMATION TO:
REVERSE VIEW OF THE STAGE
(POLICE, STAGEHANDS, etc. rush onto the stage in confusion.
Also: ANDRE, FIRMIN, RAOUL, GIRY, CARLOTTA and MEG)
CARLOTTA
What is it? What has happened? Ubaldo!
ANDRE
Oh, my God . . . my God . . .
FIRMIN
We're ruined, Andre - ruined!
GIRY (to RAOUL)
Monsieur le Vicomte! Come with me!
CARLOTTA (rushing over to PIANGI's body)
Oh, my darling, my darling . . . who has done
this ...?
(Hysterical, attacking ANDRE)
You! Why did you let this happen?
(She breaks down, as PIANGI's body is carried off on a stretcher)
GIRY
Monsieur le Vicomte, I know where they are.
RAOUL
But can I trust you?
GIRY
You must. But remember: your hand at the level of
your eyes!
RAOUL
But why . . .?
GIRY
Why? The Punjab lasso, monsieur. First Buquet. Now Piangi.
MEG (holding up her hand)
Like this, monsieur. I'll come with you.
GIRY
No, Meg! No, you stay here!
(To RAOUL)
Come with me, monsieur. Hurry, or we shall be too
late . . .
Song Overview

“Don Juan” drops us into the Phantom’s own opera - a sly setup that tips into danger. On the 2004 motion picture soundtrack, the piece functions as the fuse that burns into “The Point of No Return,” and you can hear the room tighten as plot, rhythm, and character collide. It’s not a stand-alone radio single; it’s theatre doing its trick - lyrics carrying the scheme while the orchestra paints the heat.
Review & Highlights
This cut opens with mock-ceremonial bite before pivoting to the seduction engine that defines Act 2. On record it’s brisk - a tight stage vignette - but you can still feel the staging: a bed behind a curtain, a purse tossed, a trap sprung. My take: the track’s fun until it isn’t; the moral center tilts, and when the Phantom slips into the music, the temperature jumps. The lyrics push the story while the orchestra moves from wry bustle to simmer. Takeaways: it’s a plot switch, a character reveal, and the runway into the show’s most dangerous duet.
Verse 1
Chorus and Carlotta’s camp flourish set the table. The rhyme feels tart, almost gossipy, while the harmony winks at baroque etiquette gone crooked. You hear the world judging, not just narrating.
Chorus
The ensemble sharpens the stakes - “serve the meal and serve the maid” - a civics lesson in desire and power. It’s a chorus that doubles as law: men plot, women pay. The production leans into swaggering rhythm, almost a parade that knows it’s rotten.
Exchange/Bridge
Piangi’s Don Juan and Passarino lay out a con with overconfident glee. The tune sits close to speech - sly recitative lines over tight orchestral stabs - until the Phantom’s timbre arrives like a blade wrapped in velvet.
Final Build
Christine (as Aminta) floats in on that deceptively pure line, the calm before the trap shuts. The scene’s last bars point straight to “The Point of No Return” - the orchestration warms, the tempo locks into a seductive lilt, and the stage is set for the mask to come off.

Song Meaning and Annotations

The frame is simple: a ruse dressed as romance. Don Juan and Passarino swap identities, setting a banquet for deceit. The fun of the scam is the point - until the real hunter arrives.
“In ‘Don Juan Triumphant’, the audience sees a brief scene of the Phantom’s opera of the same title…”
That’s the trick - we’re watching a show inside the show, expectations primed for theatre’s favorite mirror-gag.
The music splits the difference between courtly flourish and smoky club heat. There’s comic bustle in the chorus, then a pulse that hints at the habanera flavor that will bloom in the next number.
“…where Don Juan (played by Piangi) conspires with his servant, Passarino, to seduce the maid, Aminta (Christine).”
The seduction is less about love than choreography - status games, power plays, the classic rake’s playbook.
Then the air shifts. The Phantom slides in - voice darker, vowels burnished - and suddenly the text stops being plot and starts being confession by proxy.
“However, midway through the song, Piangi is killed…”
That line lands harder when you realize the joke has curdled. The comedy mask cracks; the tragedy stares out.
The staging leans on silhouettes and hands - a mask under a hood, the touch Christine recognizes - and the orchestra’s color turns from copper to coal.
“…and is replaced by the Phantom himself…”
Identity theft as authorship: the composer installs himself in his creation, which is both terrifying and inevitable.
The piece exists to light a fuse. Once the wrong voice sings the right words, everything that follows is consequence.
“…leading into ‘The Point Of No Return’.”
And that title does the heavy lifting. The cadence locks, the rhythm sways, and we arrive at the place where choice tightens to a single, dangerous step.
Message
“Don Juan” says: beware the plan that flatters your appetite. It’s a parable about consent blurred by theatre’s sheen. The lure feels delightful until it proves to be a trap.
Emotional tone
Starts sly and playful, grows tense, ends charged. You can hear panic trying to hide inside elegance.
Historical context
Webber stages the European Don Juan myth through a Leroux lens - a rake’s tale retooled as a composer’s weapon. The reference points circle Molière and Mozart’s Don Giovanni, but here the music darkens and modern dissonance creeps in.
Production
For the 2004 film soundtrack, the orchestration bears that glossy cinematic weight - strings lush, low brass biting, choir tight. The producers keep dialogue-forward clarity while letting timbre signal danger.
Instrumentation
Orchestra with choir, prominent low strings, curt woodwind snaps, and percussion that hints at the Spanish inflection to come. The balance favors text first, color second, then heat.
Key phrases and idioms
Service-as-seduction language flips hospitality into predation. It’s dinner-theatre as threat, and the diction makes that double edge sing.
About metaphors and symbols
The mask, the purse, the bed behind the curtain - each object is simple staging and loaded sign. The bed is a promise, the mask a lie, the purse an exchange rate on desire.
Creation history
The fictional opera “Don Juan Triumphant” originates in Leroux’s novel; Webber expands it into a full Act 2 engine for the 1986 musical. The 2004 film adaptation re-orchestrates and records it for cinema, with cast vocals tracked and mixed under a soundtrack team led in the studio by Webber and Nigel Wright.
Key Facts

- Featured: Victor McGuire (Piangi), Gerard Butler (the Phantom), Emmy Rossum (Christine)
- Producer: Andrew Lloyd Webber, Nigel Wright
- Composer: Andrew Lloyd Webber
- Lyricists: Charles Hart, Richard Stilgoe
- Release Date: November 23, 2004 - deluxe 2CD; December 10, 2004 - standard album
- Genre: Musical, orchestral
- Instruments: orchestra, choir, harp, low brass, woodwinds, percussion
- Label: Sony Classical - US issues; Polydor - UK issues
- Mood: sardonic to sinister; seductive undercurrent
- Length: 4:00
- Track #: 22 on the deluxe motion picture soundtrack
- Language: English
- Album: The Phantom of the Opera (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack / Deluxe Edition)
- Music style: comic-ceremonial chorus into recitative, foreshadowing a tango-habanera glide
- Poetic meter: mostly trochaic stresses with irregular turns
- © Copyrights: The Really Useful Group Ltd., 2004 - sound recording licensed territory-by-territory
Questions and Answers
- Who performs “Don Juan” on the 2004 soundtrack?
- Victor McGuire (as Piangi) with cast, with the Phantom’s entrance leading into the Butler-Rossum duet that follows.
- Was “Don Juan” released as a single?
- No - it was issued as part of the motion picture soundtrack, including the two-disc deluxe edition.
- Who produced the recording?
- Andrew Lloyd Webber with Nigel Wright in the studio, alongside the film’s music team.
- Who wrote the music and lyrics?
- Music by Andrew Lloyd Webber; lyrics by Charles Hart with additional contributions by Richard Stilgoe.
- Where does it appear in the story?
- Act 2’s premiere of the Phantom’s own opera - a staged trap that flows straight into “The Point of No Return.”
Awards and Chart Positions
The track itself wasn’t singled out for awards, but its parent album had a strong run: the motion picture soundtrack topped the US Soundtracks chart, hit 16 on the Billboard 200, and earned platinum in the US plus gold in the UK and Greece. In Japan it won the Gold Disc Award for Best Soundtrack Album of the Year. Weekly peaks across Europe and Oceania were healthy, and year-end placements reflected the film’s long tail.
Chart/Certification | Peak or Level | Notes |
---|---|---|
US Billboard 200 | 16 | Album peak |
US Top Soundtracks | 1 | Album peak |
UK Albums | 40 | Album peak |
RIAA | Platinum | US certification |
BPI | Gold | UK certification |
IFPI Greece | Gold | Certification |
RIAJ Japan Gold Disc | Best Soundtrack Album | Award |
How to Sing Don Juan?
Think two worlds: chorus swagger and intimate seduction. If you’re Piangi, you’re a tenor expected to sit high with operatic sheen; if you’re the Phantom stepping in, you’re a high baritone with weight and stealth. Christine’s entrance rides a lyric soprano line that must stay centered and calm even as the scene heats.
- Vocal range & roles: Christine traditionally spans low G to top E; the adjacent “Point of No Return” sits roughly C4 to G5. The Phantom reads high baritone; Piangi is a tenor who can tag high C.
- Breath & legato: Keep lines buoyant in the faux-courtly chorus, then release into a longer legato as the scene turns inward.
- Tempo & feel: The comic bustle wants crisp consonants; the approach to the next number leans into a sensual, dance-like sway. Don’t rush the hush.
- Diction & acting: Serve the plot. The text isn’t wallpaper - it’s the con. Let subtext color vowel length and dynamic bloom.
- Blend & blend again: When the Phantom enters, lower timbre should slide under Christine’s line without swallowing it. Think velvet, not varnish.