God That's Brilliant Lyrics – Operation Mincemeat
God That's Brilliant Lyrics
So...
Hitler’s on the train and he’s heading for the border
We take out a porter that no-one will miss
Now our boy’s undercover he poisons the water
[REGGIE]
God, that’s brilliant! But listen to this…
[sung]
I’ve designed a new kind of missile
So tiny it’s shot from a pen
It’s full of airborne sedative
Time to effect is relative
But one whiff’s enough to floor ten grown men
We’ll shoot him on route, our pursuit will be fruitful
And the Führer is out cold
[COMPANY]
But what the hell happens then?
[REGGIE]
So
Hitler’s on the train and he’s feeling kind of tired
He’s drugged in a fug like a mental abyss
[JOHN, as HITLER]
"Mein pants have been stolen!"
[REGGIE]
We’ll trade them for Poland!
[COMPANY]
God, that’s brilliant
[JOHN]
But listen to this…
[REGGIE]
But I haven’t got to the exploding socks yet!
[MONTAGU]
You’ve had a verse…
[JOHN]
I know a lady assassin
She’s lithe but impossibly strong
She’s killed half of Moscow
[FLEMING]
She owns her own crossbow
[REGGIE]
A master of disguise who can speak any tongue
[JOHN and COMPANY]
She’s stationed in Haiti, patiently waiting
But one call from me and she’ll be ours for a song
So...
[COMPANY]
Hitler’s on the train and he’s coming back from Burma
[JOHN]
Our girl hurls herself from a nearby tree
[MONTAGU]
She crashes through the window
[FLEMING]
Disguised as a flamingo
[REGGIE, COMPANY]
In the whirl that unfurls, she kills a guard or three
She raises up her knife
[FLEMING]
It’s dripping blood from the slaughter!
[JOHN]
Hitler shits himself as she blows him a kiss
[COMPANY]
His guards try to pour in, she barricades the door and
God, that’s brilliant
[FLEMING]
But listen to this
[JOHN]
If this is a man in a fancy suit…!
[FLEMING]
All that we need is a swanky tuxedo
[REGGIE]
Fleming, stop going on about your bloody novels
[FLEMING]
Several publishers are interested!
[MONTAGU]
Your mother doesn’t count
[JOHN]
Come on boys, remember what Churchill said…
[COMPANY]
If you want to beat them Jerries
You gotta call upon the visionaries
[REGGIE]
‘Cos if you’re in trouble
[CHOLMONDELY]
Don’t scream and shout
[COMPANY]
Just call the English public school boys
[MONTAGU]
We’ll sort it all out!
[COMPANY]
It’s time for ambition, time to show you’ve got vision
We’re the best brains in Britain, now listen to this!
[FLEMING & COMPANY]
All we need is a shiny tuxedo (here we go!)
And my design for a submarine car (for God’s sake)
About seven pretty ladies
Aston Martins or Mercedes
A base in a volcano and a laser cigar
Some crocodile moccasins, a watch with a garrotte in it
A vodka martini waiting at the bar and
There’s our man who’s a really famous hero
He wears cool suits and he has a big gun
He has great adventures and ladies want to kiss him
[JOHN]
(I do like it when the ladies want to kiss me!)
[FLEMING]
God he’s brilliant and his name is James
I’ve even got a catch phrase for him!
The name’s James…. James
[COMPANY all complain over each other]
[JOHN]
Hitler’s on the train
[MONTAGU]
Or a boat
[CHOLMONDELY]
Or other vehicle
[JOHN]
We send in an assassin
[FLEMING]
Or a robot
[CHOLMONDELY]
That’s illegal!
[REGGIE]
They shoot him
[MONTAGU]
Stab him
[REGGIE]
Grab him
[FLEMING]
And he’s wearing a tuxedo!
He kills the guard, snogs the girl and says something cool
[COMPANY]
No!
[JOHN]
We tie him up
[REGGIE]
We poison him
[CHOLMONDELY]
I think this plan has veered off...
[JOHN]
We bring him back to Blighty
[REGGIE]
Steal his trousers
[FLEMING]
Blow his head off
[COMPANY & CHARLES]
Our victory’s assured (What?)
We go and win the war (No!)
God that’s brilliant! (Um...)
God I'm brilliant! (Well...)
God we’re brilliant! (No!)
Now listen to this!
Song Overview

I’ve sat with this one in headphones and theatre seats. Track 2 of the Operation Mincemeat cast album fires like a fever-dream pitch meeting: MI5 brains, a desk full of half-mad ideas, and one very eager Ian Fleming sounding suspiciously like the birth of a franchise. Three minutes, tight as a tux, and the punchlines keep landing.
Review and Highlights

The track barrels forward as a patter-driven, music-hall-meets-spy-thriller romp. Piano and rhythm section sprint under a volley of boasts and brainstorms. Each agent one-ups the last, the harmony parts snap into place, and the whole thing escalates into a tux-and-gadgets fantasia. It’s satire with a metronome - brisk, bright, ridiculous by design.
- Highlights - razor-rhyme patter, deadpan call-and-response, and a finale that knowingly tips its hat to suave spy myth-making.
- Key takeaways - ruling-class bravado gets skewered; Fleming’s pulp flourishes foreshadow a certain superspy; underneath the gags sits genuine wartime bureaucracy and ambition.
Creation History
Early versions surfaced years before the album drop - the song appeared in the troupe’s Lowry-era scratch nights and was shared online in demo form while the show was still finding its legs. By spring 2023, Sony rolled out the official cast recording, with this cut pushed out as the first fan-chosen track ahead of the full release. A lyric video followed, styled in the show’s punchy palette, giving the patter a kinetic visual snap. The full album arrived on May 12, 2023.
On stage, the number sits early in Act I, right after the prologue establishes stakes. It functions as a comic sorting hat - you learn how each brain thinks, how they argue, and how quickly fantasy outruns feasibility.
Song Meaning and Annotations

Plot
In a cramped wartime office, the team pitches increasingly baroque ways to take out Hitler. Poison the water on his train. Exploding socks. A crossbow-toting assassin who crashes through a window disguised as a flamingo. Each verse raises the stakes while the chorus resets the room with a collective “God, that’s brilliant” - the British equivalent of high-fiving your own bad idea. Fleming hijacks the brainstorm with tuxedos, gadgets, and a swaggering hero in the center. The others groan as he test-drives a clunky catchphrase. The final pile-up of options collapses under its own cleverness, and the song cuts out just before anyone owns a workable plan.
Song Meaning
This is satire of power and imagination. The lyric turns a lens on public-school confidence - boys raised to run an empire now spitballing assassination like it’s a dorm-room caper. It’s also a character map: Montagu’s blithe pragmatism, Cholmondeley’s fussing over rules, Fleming’s pulp instincts. The mood is breathless, manic, and very funny, until you catch the cold edge - real death sits under the punchlines.
Message - bold ideas thrill, but brilliance without discipline is chaos. Context - set amid genuine wartime plots, some harebrained, some chillingly real. Vibe - gleeful, needling, then just a little queasy.
Annotations
“We take out a porter that no-one will miss”
That line clocks Montagu’s blinkered privilege - people become props when the mission demands it. The show lets that callousness land without softening it.
“Now our boy’s undercover he poisons the water”
That’s not pure fantasy - British planners actually explored poisoning the Führer’s train supply before shifting to a sniper concept. History intrudes on the farce, which is the joke’s knife twist.
“REGGIE”
The name nods toward Reginald Victor Jones, the scientist-intelligence brain who helped game German rockets. The song sprinkles real names to keep the satire tethered to record.
“You’ve had a verse…”
The musical keeps breaking its own frame - a quick wink that these are characters in a show, and yes, they’re measuring out airtime in verses.
“JOHN”
A likely glance at John Masterman, the Double Cross chair - another real-world spine under the comedy.
“Disguised as a flamingo”
Fleming’s pitches are deliberately pulpier than everyone else’s. It’s the writer showing through the officer - a cartoon peeking out of a file folder.
“Shits”
The lyric lets the men swear while women are policed elsewhere in the score. Power draws the line on who gets to be crude in public.
“If this is a man in a fancy suit… / All that we need is a swanky tuxedo”
Right here the music teases the Bond universe - swaggering rhythm, cool chromatic hints - just enough to telegraph where Fleming’s imagination is heading.
“Fleming, stop going on about your bloody novels”
And there it is - the writer as character, already mythmaking.
“Your mother doesn’t count”
Schoolboy ribbing in a war room - the lyric keeps puncturing the team’s self-importance with juvenile gags.
“Jerries” … “English public school boys” … “We’re the best brains in Britain”
Vocabulary of the era - how the ruling class talked about enemies and themselves - gets deployed to satirize class confidence and the empire’s pecking order.
“My design for a submarine car” … “A vodka martini waiting at the bar” … “The name’s James…. James”
Gadgets, martinis, a hilariously broken catchphrase - a collage of Bond DNA. The joke works because the line between Fleming’s desk job and his fiction is practically translucent.

Production and instrumentation
Piano-led groove, tight drums, close ensemble vocals - it’s classic modern British musical-theatre writing, but with a cabaret snap. The vocal arrangement keeps the banter intelligible at speed, then opens up into stacked harmonies when the room rallies behind a bad idea.
Metaphors and symbols
- Transport chaos - “Hitler’s on the train” is a moving target metaphor, letting the music accelerate while plans derail.
- Tuxedo - shorthand for suave certainty. The garment becomes a symbol for narrative control - dress the hero and your plan suddenly feels inevitable.
- Poisoned water - bureaucracy’s dream of clean solutions meets the messy need for an inside man.
Key Facts
- Artist: SpitLip
- Composer: David Cumming, Felix Hagan, Natasha Hodgson, Zoë Roberts
- Lyricists: David Cumming, Felix Hagan, Natasha Hodgson, Zoë Roberts
- Producer: Steve Sidwell (cast recording)
- Release Date: May 12, 2023
- Genre: Musical theatre - satirical patter, spy pastiche
- Instruments: ensemble vocals, piano, drums, guitar, bass
- Label: Sony Music Entertainment UK
- Mood: breathless, cheeky, barbed
- Length: 3:02
- Language: English
- Album: Operation Mincemeat: A New Musical (Original Cast Recording)
- Music style: music-hall energy with modern pit-band punch; nods to spy-score tropes
- Track #: 2
Questions and Answers
- Where does this number sit in the show’s story arc?
- Early Act I. It’s the team’s first big brainstorm, setting character dynamics and the show’s comic temperature before the real deception plot locks in.
- Did British planners actually consider poisoning Hitler’s train water?
- Yes - plans under the umbrella of Operation Foxley floated water-supply poisoning before the focus moved to a sniper concept.
- Why lean so hard into tuxedos and gadgets?
- Because Fleming’s imagination is leaking into the room. The song turns his pulp instincts into punchlines, foreshadowing the pop myth he’d later write.
- What’s being critiqued when they sing about “English public school boys” and “the best brains in Britain”?
- Class confidence. The lyric ribs a ruling-class belief in its own problem-solving brilliance, even when the ideas are absurd.
- What makes the music land the jokes?
- Patter clarity, brisk tempo, and crisp ensemble cues. The band snaps under the dialogue so you never lose a setup or payoff.
Awards and Chart Positions
- Awards - production: Operation Mincemeat won the 2024 Olivier Award for Best New Musical; Jak Malone won Best Supporting Actor in a Musical the same night.
- Audience awards: Winner - Best New Musical at the 2024 WhatsOnStage Awards.
- Single rollout: Chosen by fans as the first pre-release track ahead of the album; issued with official lyric and visualizer videos.
- Charts: No notable national singles chart entries documented for this track.
Additional Info
Live outings keep the number’s chaos intact - cast performances at fan events preserve the patter’s speed and the running gags. Earlier online demos show how little the core joke needed changing: set a roomful of clever people loose, and watch them drift toward fantasy. Also fun - the lyric video’s clean type-and-blocks design mirrors the song’s clipped rhythms.