A Glitzy Finale Lyrics – Operation Mincemeat
A Glitzy Finale Lyrics
I believe they call it a glitzy finale
[CHARLES, spoken]
A glitzy finale?
[HESTER, spoken]
A glitzy finale
[MONTAGU, spoken]
Well, I like it
[CHARLES, spoken]
We have our orders
[MONTAGU, spoken]
Let’s go!
(sung)
So, step one: the war was won
Both sides with relief laid down their guns
Germany conceded the match in the end
Though we may have had a little help from our friends
[WILLIE WATKINS & COMPANY]
I, I got a good feeling (USA!)
I’m feeling good about this war
(We came and saved the day)
Sure, fascism sure took a beating
But that ain’t no reason for them to feel sore
La da da
Yes you (Do do do)
Have been defeated
Look at these guys!
They’re losers but they just don’t mind
(Doodley doo wah, oo-wooby-do woo)
‘Cos when the chips are down and you’ve lost your way
There’s a home for you in the USA
So don’t mope, ya dopes!
‘Cause we’re all feeling fine!
Make America great again!
[WILLIE WATKINS, spoken]
Ha ha, let’s see what’s happening in Europe!
[HASELDEN]
Oh, life is tough in sleepy Spain
Where we have chosen to remain
With a platter of tapas and croquet in the sun
[ASSISTANT]
It’s a nightmare, sir
[HASELDEN]
Well, if we’re feeling hot
[ASSISTANT]
Who needs a beer?
[SPANISH CORONER]
A bit of wine and fizzy pop
[HASELDEN, COMPANY & ASSISTANT]
What’s that?
Sangria!
We’re not going back!
Well, fancy that!
We’re immigrants
No, we’re British
We’re expats!
[HASELDEN, spoken]
I wonder what's going on in England...
[COCKNEY ENSEMBLE, spoken]
Back to London!
It’s the future!
But these are the only hats we’ve got!
Oi!
(sung)
Would you know this Fleming fella
Has gone and written yet another hot bestseller
[FLEMING & COMPANY]
So he’s wearing a shiny tuxedo
Wow!
And then he shoots a baddy with a big gun!
Kapow!
A martini, good sir?
Make it shaken, not stirred
And then he snogs a sexy lady, with full tongue!
My word, he’s a genius!
The best writer since Jesus!
God that’s brilliant, but listen to this!
[COCKNEY URCHIN, spoken]
Ha’penny for me, guv’nor?
[COMPANY, spoken]
What century are you in?
[COCKNEY URCHIN, spoken]
Yay!
[JEAN, spoken]
Gather round, gentlemen. It’s time for a lesson on being useful
(sung)
Now that I’ve proved I’ll fight for my nation
I’m here with a clear declaration
We’re saving the day
So keep your Earl Grey
‘Cos Sarge, you’re in charge of your own hydration
Yes, the fight will not end here
But we can shout our message clear
We make our own luck
We never give up
Got a taste of this life and from now we do not give a—
[HESTER, spoken]
Miss Leslie! Language!
[COMPANY]
All the ladies!
On your marks, get set
Take this world for all you can get!
We’re making a change and we’re not finished yet
Now the coast is clear and it’s time to move on up!
(spoken)
But what about Monty?
(sung)
Lights!
Move on up!
Camera!
Move on up!
Action!
Move on up!
Move on up!
Move on up!
[MONTAGU & COMPANY]
I’ll tell the story of our perfect body
Ooh, Monty
Now I’m going down in history
Oh Monty, you’re so clever!
People through the ages
Brave!
On silver screens and stages
So brave!
They’ll see my genius clinched our victory because
Just for tonight you’ve watched heroes
Who taught the world how to win
(We taught the world how to win)
So let the champagne and cheese flow
‘Cause it’s all down to one man
It’s thanks to his great plan
And that is when England decided to make him our King!
All hail the King!
[MONTAGU, spoken]
Cut! Reset, please!
Right, where is my Cholmondeley?
[ACTOR, spoken]
Here, hi
[MONTAGU, spoken]
There you are, good man
Right, for the next take I need more abject adoration
[ACTOR, spoken]
Uh, if you want such an accurate replication
Why don’t you get the real guy to do it?
[MONTAGU, spoken]
What? Charlie?
Oh no, he wasn’t quite right for the part, in the end
[ACTOR, spoken]
What, the part of himself?
[MONTAGU, spoken]
Exactly! Not believable
[ACTOR, spoken]
Well, what’s he doing instead?
[CHARLES & MONTAGU]
I’m afraid I cannot tell you
What I went on to do
Who knows?
But where I go is need-to-know, I won’t give one clue
Back to me
So don’t ask me to tell you
It’s classified
Soon praises will be due
So you won’t hear my name or what I became
To Ewen Montagu
‘Cos when the clever clogs are the captains
You’re certain to succeed
For some were born to follow
Every inch forward must be discreet
But we were born to lead
You may not see us
We are the masters
Behind the scenes
We are the clever men who hold the reins
We work
We win!
But not for fame
You’ll see
We do our duty
Forever after
Without a fuss
[CHARLES & MONTAGU, together]
And when this war is done and fades to dust
[CHARLES & MONTAGU]
History will remember us
We made a change and that’s enough
And no one needs to know how we were
The world needs to know we were
[COMPANY]
Making a man
Making a hero
Quick as we can
The nation’s in need of a marvellous man
A dependable dreamboat
A shining example of what humans can be
Making a man
[BEVAN, spoken]
And... that’s about it, sir
Who was he? Who was who?
Oh, the man who wasn’t Major Bill Martin?
Now that the mission was a success, I doubt that anyone will ever really need to know
[HESTER, spoken]
But luckily, Montagu’s stolen files were the starting point to solve one final mystery
[CHARLES, spoken]
His name was Glyndwr Michael
(sung)
A gardener come from Cardiff to London
[JEAN]
Out of desperation
[CHARLES]
Born on the wrong side of the tracks
[BEVAN]
A life lived on the line
[CHARLES]
No family left to mourn him or wonder
[HESTER]
Just a lonely soul
[CHARLES]
What happened when he fell through the cracks
[MONTAGU]
A man of no renown
[CHARLES]
The history books are sure men like Bill Martin won this fight
But to forget the ones behind him
Well, it never seemed quite right
Though it took fifty years to get it
And a government to let it
In Huelva a memorial now stands
Looking out across the sea upon the sands
(spoken)
It reads…
[SUBMARINE CREW, spoken]
"For Glyndwr Michael
Who served as Major William Martin."
[CHARLES, spoken]
“The man who never was.”
(sung)
If it’s down, it’s down together
[COMPANY]
If it’s up, it’s up as one
So sail on, boys, through stormy weather
Soon the journey will be done
If it’s down, it’s down together
If it’s up, it’s up as one
So sail on, boys, through stormy weather
Soon the journey will be done!
Song Overview

Review and Highlights

I’ve watched plenty of finales try to tie a bow on a sprawling story; this one clicks the clasp and still leaves a shimmer. The number functions like a curtain-call collage, pulling in motifs from earlier songs and letting each character land their last beat. The writing team SpitLip build it as a revue inside the narrative - a blast of brass feel, patter verses, mid-century swing references, and a wink at Hollywood mythmaking - while steering back to the real-life cost at the end.
Musically, it leans on tight groove-and-patter sections that punch like vaudeville and flip to soaring company refrains. You hear 1940s dance-band DNA rubbing against contemporary comedy timing. The rhythm section keeps it in a bright 4-on-the-floor theatre bounce; interludes nod to Bond-ish spy swagger before the ensemble crests on the memorial verse.
Creation History
The finale evolved with the show’s transfers. A later West End/Broadway lyric tweak gives the team a few extra seconds for a costume change - the kind of behind-the-scenes practicality that shapes what we hear onstage. The album cut preserves the big mosaic structure: call-backs to “Willie Watkins,” “All the Ladies,” “Making a Man,” and more, then the pivot to Glyndwr Michael’s name. The cast album was produced by Steve Sidwell and released by Sony’s Masterworks imprint in May 2023 - a crisp, close-mic’d recording that foregrounds wordplay and ensemble blend.
Highlights - Key takeaways
- Finale-as-satire: it lampoons victory pageantry, then interrogates it.
- Motif-weaving: earlier songs resurface with new meaning, tightening the narrative circle.
- Bond wink: a tongue-in-cheek mini-tribute to Ian Fleming’s pop legacy from the London war offices to tuxedo cinema.
- Truth anchor: closing on Glyndwr Michael reframes the spectacle with human detail.
Song Meaning and Annotations

Plot
The team celebrates the mission’s success with a movie-set flourish: Montagu directs his own legend, the company flips between victory vignettes - America’s swaggering chorus, sun-soaked Spain, Cockney London, Fleming’s tux-and-martini fantasy - and the women claim space to lead. The bravado frays when an actor questions Montagu’s rewriting of credit. Then Charles and Montagu sing about duty and invisibility, only for the company to reveal the quiet protagonist beneath their myth: Glyndwr Michael. The last word is not triumph but remembrance - a grave in Huelva, a name restored.
Song Meaning
On the surface it’s confetti. Underneath it’s an argument with triumphalism. The number satirizes how countries write their own endings - tidy, shiny, heroic - and how individuals try to cast themselves as the star. Then it undercuts that impulse by naming the man whose body made the plan possible. The message lands hard: history’s wins ride on people who rarely make the poster.
Mood: brash, playful, then sober. Context: a meta-finale placing spectacle next to accountability. Style: revue collage that fuses big-band snap, pop-patter, and company anthem.
Annotations
“A glitzy finale.”
Onstage, it literally turns glitzy - Charles tears away Monty’s costume to reveal a gold waistcoat and bow tie, top hat at the ready - the costume change becoming the joke and the thesis: glamour pasted over grit.
“So, step one: the war was won…”
Later productions tweak this lyric for a quick-change window. The meta-gag keeps Monty’s flippant tone intact - the show lets us hear how production logistics shape art without breaking character.
“Germany conceded the match in the end.”
Montagu’s habit of treating war like sport runs through the score, echoing early boasts. That trivializing language is the point - a character flaw that the finale spotlights before dismantling.
Willie’s USA break-in: “Look at these guys!” then a heel-turn.
The reprise of Willie Watkins’ number detonates into satire - uniforms flip, props morph, and the chorus tosses a side-eye at postwar realpolitik. Lines about a “home in the USA” carry a double edge, gesturing at Operation Paperclip and, later, at modern slogans that ride rough over history.
“We’re immigrants - No, we’re British - We’re expats!”
The wordplay skewers selective labels. It’s the same hat joke, literally - the Cockney caps bit returns to tease our visual shorthand for class and place.
Bond riff: tux, “shaken, not stirred,” kiss, and canonization.
The pit drops a stealth 007 sting while the ensemble narrates a pulp scene. It’s a comic nod to Ian Fleming lore surfacing in a show that has been flirting with spy fiction all night.
“All the ladies! On your marks…”
The women’s rally reprises with purpose. Jean refuses to pour tea ever again - that running joke flips into a manifesto. Hester swats away profanity, just like earlier, but now it’s affectionate policing between equals.
Monty’s self-myth: “It’s all down to one man.”
He leans into his favorite story - himself. The score mirrors “Making a Man,” a reminder that manufacturing heroes is a craft in its own right. Cheeky shout of “cheese” even nods to Monty’s real-life Cheese Eaters’ League - the show’s love of esoterica never sleeps.
“Cut! Reset, please!”
When an actor suggests hiring the real Cholmondeley to play Cholmondeley, we hit sweet theatre-of-the-real territory. Montagu’s “not believable” quip underlines the theme: the truth gets recast until it flatters the teller.
Classified verse:
Charles sings in the melodic language of “Dead in the Water,” now with the authority he wanted. He still withholds details - oath-bound - which lets the music say what his file can’t.
Memorial verse: “His name was Glyndwr Michael…”
The company steps out of character to speak plainly. Each line links Michael to a facet of the team - desperation, loneliness, lack of renown - restoring a person where a prop once stood. It’s the show’s quiet ethic statement.

Production and instrumentation
Sidwell’s production keeps diction front-and-center, with a rhythm section of piano, drums, bass and guitar driving crisp patter and ensemble stacks. Orchestration flickers between tight theatre band punch and vintage swing gestures.
Motifs and references
Callbacks thread the piece: “Willie Watkins,” “All the Ladies,” “Making a Man,” plus a Bond flourish. The pastiche is deliberate - a mirror held up to how nations, and artists, retrofit memory.
Tone and arc
It starts brassy, turns ironic, then still. The last image is not confetti but a stone in Huelva - a recalibration of what counts as heroism.
Key Facts
- Artist: Operation Mincemeat Original West End Cast
- Composer: David Cumming, Felix Hagan, Natasha Hodgson, Zoë Roberts
- Lyricist: David Cumming, Felix Hagan, Natasha Hodgson, Zoë Roberts
- Producer: Steve Sidwell
- Release Date: May 12, 2023
- Album: Operation Mincemeat: A New Musical (Original Cast Recording)
- Label: Sony Music Entertainment UK - Masterworks
- Length: 7:13
- Track #: 17
- Language: English
- Music style: big-band theatre pastiche with patter, Bond-ish spy color, company anthem close
- Instruments: piano, drums, bass, guitar
- Mood: swaggering, satirical, commemorative
- Poetic meter: mixed conversational scansion with rapid-fire patter
- YouTube Video ID: uHkfpYse8aM
- Official single status: album track - no separate single release
Questions and Answers
- Why does the finale quote earlier numbers?
- To turn the season’s running jokes and motifs into commentary - the show recycles its own material to reveal how myths get built, then subverts them with Michael’s name.
- What’s with the sudden Bond moment?
- It toys with Fleming-era spy iconography - tux, martini, kiss - to lampoon how wartime bureaucracy became pop spectacle. It’s theatre’s way of asking who writes the legend.
- Is the victory chorus purely celebratory?
- Not really. It’s celebratory on the surface and critical underneath, poking at postwar swagger and selective memory.
- Why end on the Huelva memorial?
- Because the show insists on names over symbols. The gravestone centers the human being whose body powered the ruse, rebalancing the ledger.
- Did the cast album make a dent outside theatre circles?
- It charted on UK industry lists and rode the West End-Broadway buzz; it didn’t chase pop radio but found a sizable audience through streaming and word-of-mouth.
Awards and Chart Positions
Album and show context that frame the finale’s impact.
Category | Detail | Notes |
---|---|---|
Official Soundtrack Albums - UK | Peak #5 | Album charted across multiple weeks |
Official Compilations - UK | Peak #32 | Album presence beyond theatre niche |
Official Album Downloads - UK | Peak #26 | Digital traction on release |
Tony Awards 2025 | Best Musical - nominee | Show received 4 nominations, 1 win for Featured Actor |
According to the Official Charts Company, the cast recording reached the UK Soundtrack top 5. According to the Tony Awards, the Broadway transfer earned multiple nominations with one acting win.
Additional Info
- The track closes the album’s two-part finale, following “Did We Do It?” - a tidy split built for streaming flow.
- As reported by Playbill, the album was produced by Steve Sidwell and released by Sony’s Masterworks arm, with the five-actor company front and center.
- The memorial verse references the real grave in Huelva, Spain; the inscription now bears Glyndwr Michael’s name alongside “Major William Martin.”
- Not a single, but an official audio upload lives on the show’s channels, so fans can follow the text-to-stage choices made in the cast recording.