What The Hell! Lyrics
What The Hell!
[LYDIA]Can't you see what's happening here?
Mom has made Dad disappear
And found someone
That she thinks can replace him
[CHRISTOPHER, spoken]
What?
What do you mean?
[LYDIA]
And like it or not
We're gonna share the house
With a creepy old lady
In a hideous blouse
Who's gonna move in
And slowly she'll erase him
Well, this was not suppose to happen
This is just
A bunch of crap
And no one asked, if I would go along
All at once, the adults have spoken
Now I'm a kid, in a home that's broken
Cause they can't fix all that they did wrong
So this is my life
Isn't this just great
Isn't this just swell?
What the hell
[NATALIE, spoken]
Lydia!
You're not supposed to say that word!
It's a grown up word!
[LYDIA, spoken]
Yeah?
Well the grown up's aren't supposed to act like children
So the way I see it!
All bets are off!
[CHRISTOPHER]
Maybe, it's me
Maybe, I'm to blame
If I hadn't had the party
If my grades weren't lame
If it weren't for me
Would they still be together?
[NATALIE]
What if it's me
Who made this mess?
I should have smiled a lot more
And cried a little less
Am I the reason why they split forever?
[LYDIA]
No!
It's all them!
They're the issue!
Her and Him!
And don't it piss you off?
I think, we should all rebel
If this is our life doesn't it make you
Wanna scream and yell?
What the hell
[CHRISTOPHER & NATALIE]
This whole thing sucks more than a little
[LYDIA]
Yeah!
[CHRISTOPHER & NATALIE]
The way they put us in the middle
[LYDIA]
Oh, what the hell!
[CHRISTOPHER & NATALIE]
Why can't parents be more parental?
[LYDIA]
Right?
[CHRISTOPHER & NATALIE]
Instead of totally mental
[LYDIA]
Oh, what the hell
[LYDIA & CHRISTOPHER & NATALIE]
What the hell
What the hell
What the hell-
[LYDIA]
What the hell
[CHRISTOPHER]
What? What is it?
[LYDIA]
See what's different here on the wall?
All the picture's with dad
[CHRISTOPHER]
She replaced them all
[NATALIE]
It's just us and her
Not five but four
Does that mean, we're not family anymore?
[LYDIA]
This was not suppose to happen
This is just
A bunch of crap
And I don't think that this is fair, at all
There's no way mom is seeing this through
And letting some woman who smells like glue
Come in here and tell us what to do
She knows it won't end well
[MIRANDA, spoken]
Kids, I want you to meet your new nanny!
[LYDIA & CHRISTOPHER & NATALIE]
What the hell
Song Overview

Song Credits
- Featured: Analise Scarpaci, Jake Ryan Flynn & Avery Sell
- Writers: Karey Kirkpatrick & Wayne Kirkpatrick
- Release Date: 2022-06-22
- Genre: Broadway / Pop
- Album: Mrs. Doubtfire Original Broadway Cast Recording
- Track #: 4
- Language: English
Song Meaning and Annotations

“What The Hell! (Soundtrack Ver.)” grabs the audience by the collar and yells, quite literally, what every teenager in a custody crisis might want to scream. This isn't just a show tune — it's a musical tantrum, raw and ragged, filtered through Lydia’s teenage rage and her siblings’ confusion.
The Kids Take the Mic
The song opens with Lydia catching onto something fishy — her dad is vanishing, not just from the house, but from the very walls:
“See what’s different here on the wall? / All the picture’s with dad / She replaced them all.”
It's not subtle, nor is it meant to be. The erasure is emotional graffiti, and Lydia reacts the only way she knows how — by tearing through the fourth wall and the polite playbook with a blunt-force chorus:
“What the hell!”
Unfiltered Kid Logic
Christopher and Natalie, the younger siblings, join in with their own doubts and guilt spirals:
“Maybe, it's me / Maybe, I'm to blame...”
The brilliance of this section? It’s not just angst. It’s psychology. Children often blame themselves for adult conflict — and the musical doesn’t sugarcoat that heartbreak.
Lydia’s Rebellion Anthem
Lydia isn't just venting. She’s leading a revolution. She calls out not just her parents, but the adult world’s absurdity:
“The grown ups aren't supposed to act like children / So the way I see it — all bets are off!”
This is the punk rock of Broadway ballads — stomping through every quiet corridor of post-divorce discomfort with teenage boots and shouting into the vacuum.
The Humor Undercuts the Hurt
There’s still levity, however biting. Lydia's line about the nanny “who smells like glue” lands like a spitball — absurd and juvenile, but perfectly in character. It’s a reminder that these are kids, caught in adult chaos, and humor is their shield.
Similar Songs

- “Totally F***ed” – Spring Awakening
This anthemic rebellion shares the same pulse. Both songs turn adolescent frustration into defiance. Where “Totally F***ed” shouts into societal repression, “What the Hell” lashes out at family dysfunction with equal heat and melody. - “Seventeen” – Heathers: The Musical
Like Lydia, Veronica from “Heathers” finds herself torn between growing up too fast and wanting the chaos to stop. Both songs express teenage exhaustion with adult games — and the desperate wish for normalcy. - “When I Grow Up” – Matilda the Musical
Though slower and more wistful, this track parallels the inner monologue of children struggling to navigate a world run by flawed adults. It’s the quiet cousin to Lydia’s loud declaration, both sides of the same emotional coin.
Questions and Answers

- What is the main emotion in “What The Hell!”?
- Anger, confusion, and frustration — all boiling over into a musical tantrum. It’s a moment where the kids stop being passive characters and become narrators of their own chaos.
- Who leads the song?
- Lydia is the main voice, but Christopher and Natalie play crucial support roles. Lydia’s teenage fury drives the tempo, but all three kids share the emotional burden.
- Is this song comedic or serious?
- Both. The humor is sharp and sarcastic, but underneath the laughs is real pain. The line between funny and tragic blurs intentionally — a hallmark of great musical storytelling.
- Why is the phrase “What the hell” repeated?
- It becomes a musical motif of rebellion — a mantra for their emotional upheaval. The repetition mimics how children process trauma: looping, loud, unresolved.
- What triggers the climax of the song?
- The moment the kids realize their dad’s presence is being physically erased from the home — symbolized by replaced photographs. It’s a tangible loss that makes their inner turmoil explode.
Fan and Media Reactions
“Lydia’s delivery is everything. Angsty, sharp, and real — a teen anthem in a Broadway package.” – @curtaincallkid
“This isn’t a cute family song. It’s raw. I cried and laughed in the same breath.” – @divorceddramatics
“I didn’t expect to hear a Broadway kid shout ‘What the hell’ repeatedly and love it — but here we are.” – @stageparent99
“Finally a show that gives voice to the kids in the story. They’re not props — they’re protagonists.” – @bwaybeat
“Who knew a glue-smelling nanny line could be so savage and so perfect.” – @lyricshark