School Song Lyrics - Matilda

School Song Lyrics

School Song

(VARIOUS YOUNG STUDENTS)

[NIGEL]
My mummy says I'm a miracle...

[TOMMY]
My daddy says I'm his special little guy...

[LAVENDER]
I am a princess...

[ERIC]
And I am a prince...

[AMANDA]
Mum says I'm an angel...

[ALICE]
Mum says I'm an angel...

[NIGEL]
Mum says I'm an angel...

(OLDER STUDENTS)

So you think you're able (A-ble)
To survive this mess by being a Prince or a Princess (B-ing)
You will soon see (C)
There's no escaping tragedy (trage-D)
And even (E-ven)
If you put in heaps of effort (F-ort)
You're just wasting energy (ener-G)
'Cause your life as you know it is ancient history (H-ent)
I, have suffered in this jail (I and J-l)
I've been trapped inside this cage for ages (K-ge)
This living 'ell (L)
But if I try I can remember (rem-M-ber)
Back before my life had ended (N-ded)
Before my happy days were over (O-ver)
Before I first heard the pealing of the bell (P-ling)
Like you I was curious (Q-rious)
So innocent I asked a thousand questions (R-sked)
But unless you want to suffer listen up (unl-S)
And I will teach you, a thing or two (T-ch)
You listen here, my dear (U)
You'll be punished so severely (se-Vre-ly)
If you step out of line, and if you cry, it will be double, you should stay out of trouble (W)
And remember to be extremely careful (X-tremely)

(YOUNG STUDENT)
[NIGEL]
Why?

(OLDER SCARY STUDENT)
Why? Did you hear what he said?

(OLDER STUDENTS)

Just you wait for Phys-ed (Phy-Z)

(YOUNG STUDENTS)

What's Phys-ed?

(OLDER STUDENT)

Physical Education!

(VARIOUS YOUNG STUDENTS)

My Mummy says I'm a miracle!
My Daddy said I would be the teacher's pet!
School is really fun, according to my mum.
Dad said I would learn the alphabet

(OLDER STUDENT)

The alphabet!? You better learn to listen kid!

(OLDER STUDENTS)

So you think you're able (A-ble)
To survive this mess by being a Prince or a Princess (B-ing)
You will soon see (C)
There's no escaping tragedy (trage-D)
And even (E-ven)
If you put in heaps of effort (F-ort)
You're just wasting energy (ener-G)
'Cause your life as you know it is ancient history (H-ent)
I, have suffered in this jail (I and J-l)
I've been trapped inside this cage for ages (K-ge)
This living 'ell (L)
But if I try I can remember (rem-M-ber)
Back before my life had ended (N-ded)
Before my happy days were over (O-ver)
Before I first heard the pealing of the bell (P-ling)
Like you I was curious (Q-rious)
So innocent I asked a thousand questions (R-sked)
But unless you want to suffer listen up (unl-S)
And I will teach you, a thing or two (T-ch)
You listen here, my dear (U)
You'll be punished so severely (se-Vre-ly)
If you step out of line, and if you cry, it will be double, you should stay out of trouble (W)
And remember to be extremely careful (X-tremely)

(YOUNG STUDENT)
Why? (Y)

(OLDER CSARY STUDENT)
Why? Did you hear what he said?

(OLDER STUDENTS)
Just you wait for Phys-ed (Phy-Z)
Just you wait for Phys-ed (Phy-Z)

[BIG KIDS]
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X

[ALL]
Y,Y,Y,Y,Y,Y,Y,Y

[BIG KIDS]
Just you wait for Phys-ed!


Song Overview

School Song Lyrics video by Matilda the Musical Original Cast
Matilda the Musical Original Cast is singing the 'School Song' lyrics in the music video.

Song Credits

  • Producer: Chris Nightingale & Tim Minchin
  • Composer & Lyricist: Tim Minchin
  • Orchestration: Chris Nightingale
  • Keyboards & Conductor: Bruce O’Neil
  • Recording Engineer & Mastering Engineer: Rupert Coulson
  • Primary Artist: James Beesley
  • Recorded at: AIR Studios, London
  • Release Date: 2011-09-13
  • Genre: Musical Theatre, Pop
  • Album: Matilda The Musical (Original London Cast Recording)
  • Language: English

Song Meaning and Annotations

Matilda the Musical Original Cast performing song School Song
Performance of 'School Song' by Matilda the Musical Original Cast in the music video.

At Crunchem Hall, the younger pupils are thrust into a stark reality, departing from their previously sheltered lives. They attempt to hold onto their comforting pasts but are quite literally pulled into the harshness of their new environment by the more experienced older students.

This segment echoes the opening number, “Miracle,” but with a twist. The background music becomes increasingly discordant, symbolizing the jarring transition from the idealized world to the unforgiving reality these young children now face.

Interestingly, the older students at Crunchem Hall are portrayed by adults. This casting choice not only simplifies logistics but also reflects the perception of kindergartners, who often view anyone older than eleven or twelve as towering figures.

The older students assert that parental assistance is futile in this setting. They emphasize that no one would believe the children's complaints, highlighting the isolation and disbelief that often accompany such experiences.

The lyrics sung by the older students cleverly incorporate the alphabet: - "See" represents C, - "Tragedy" and "dy" correspond to D, - "Even" and "Effort" signify E and F, - "Energy" denotes G, - "Ancient" aligns with H, - "Jail" stands for J, - "Cage" symbolizes K.

In the junior version of Matilda, the line is altered to “this prison cell” to avoid the mention of "hell," yet it still fulfills the L component of the alphabet.

This portion marks the first instance where the older students' intentions become clear. Initially perceived as intimidating figures, they are, in fact, issuing a cautionary tale about the challenges ahead. They were once in the same position as the newcomers and are attempting to prepare them for what's to come. This is further evidenced by their participation in “Revolting.”

On a personal note, having seen Matilda at the age of six, I initially viewed the older students as mean. However, upon revisiting the song at an older age, I found myself relating to their perspective.

The older students continue their alphabetic journey: - "Extremely" corresponds to X.

Miss Trunchbull, who did not regularly teach classes in the original book or movie, is assigned the role of Physical Education teacher in the musical. This foreshadows the song “The Smell Of Rebellion” in Act 2.

The term “phys-ed” also concludes the older students' alphabetical recitation with “zed.” The younger students, unfamiliar with such terms, express apprehension, sensing that it's not something to anticipate eagerly.

This segment revisits the initial song, “Miracle,” but the melody and rhythm are now misaligned, suggesting a rapid loss of hope in the face of harsh realities. It becomes evident that the younger students were not paying attention, as the older students were subtly teaching them the alphabet throughout the song.

In the subsequent verse, the older students emphasize each letter as they sing, with the music incorporating electric guitar and bass drum to punctuate each letter. This clever composition highlights the alphabet hidden within the lyrics.

For clarity, here's the breakdown of the alphabet within the song: - "And so you think you’re able" – A - "Being a prince or a princess" – B - "You will soon see" – C - "There’s no escaping tragedy" – D - "Even if you put in heaps of effort" – E, F - "You’re just wasting energy" – G - "Cause your life as you know it is ancient history" – H - "I have suffered in this jail" – I, J - "Have been trapped inside this cage for ages" – K - "This living ‘ell" – L - "But if I try I can remember" – M - "Back before my life had ended" – N - "Before my happy days were over" – O - "Before I first heard the pealing of the bell" – P - "Like you, I was curious" – Q - "So innocent, I asked a thousand questions" – R - "But unless you want to suffer" – S - "Listen up and I will teach you" – T - "You listen here, my dear" – U - "You’ll be punished so severely if you" – V - "You should stay out of trouble" – W - "And remember to be extremely careful" – X

Then comes "Why is Y," followed by the older students concluding with "Phys-ed" as Z. Some of these associations may seem tenuous, depending on one's familiarity with different English dialects, particularly H, R, W, and Z.

The older students demonstrate that they have been teaching the alphabet all along, each letter seamlessly integrated into their verses. On stage, this is visually represented by large letter blocks being placed into the iron gates of Crunchem Hall, with the older students climbing on and over them.

For American audiences, understanding this unique alphabet lesson requires recognizing the differences between British and American English. Notably, the word “asked” is pronounced closer to “arsked” in British English. Most importantly, while Americans pronounce the letter Z as “zee,” nearly every other English-speaking country pronounces it as “zed,” leading to the final word of the song: phys-ed.

This foreshadows “The Smell of Rebellion,” where Matilda’s class experiences firsthand why they should heed the older students' warnings. It could also be interpreted as breaking the fourth wall, with the older students addressing the audience directly: “Just you wait for Phys-ed,” highlighting a pivotal moment in the story and one of the show's standout numbers.

As the children sing the alphabet, a swift transition occurs from the front gates to the classroom scene. Chairs and tables emerge from the floor, and the blackboard appears upstage, setting the stage for the next chapter in their educational journey.

Welcome to school — abandon hope, all ye who enter here.

“School Song” from Matilda the Musical pulls no punches. It’s a punk-rock orientation session led by the “big kids,” a chorus of scarred survivors warning the fresh meat — sorry, students — about the institutionalized horror they’re stepping into. No sugar-coating, no fluffy syllables — this is school, Trunchbull-style. The number is an energetic chant of dread, where the older students narrate a Dickensian descent into academic purgatory. These aren’t helpful hall monitors. They’re inmates with chalk dust in their lungs and trauma in their tone:
“There’s no escaping tragedy… Your life as you know it is ancient history”
Even the alphabet gets weaponized — quite literally. With each letter, a box is slotted into a gate, syncing visual choreography with lyrical craft. And the letters aren’t random — they’re the first letters of each line, spelling out the full alphabet across the verses in sequence. That’s lyrical origami. Folded, genius, and sharp enough to cut.

Matilda meets Lord of the Flies meets Pink Floyd’s “Another Brick”

The song has echoes of classic counter-education anthems, with nods to oppression, rebellion, and the crushing machinery of authoritarian learning. But it wraps that rebellion in high-concept wordplay and irony. The children sing:
“You should stay out of trouble / And remember to be extremely careful”
not as advice, but as a weary mantra from those who know that in this school, even perfect obedience won’t save you from pain. Especially not during phys-ed. And that “just you wait for phys-ed” refrain? It’s as loaded as any threat in musical theatre history. It's not about exercise. It's about indoctrination by way of humiliation.

Similar Songs

Thumbnail from School Song lyric video by Matilda the Musical Original Cast
A screenshot from the 'School Song' music video.
  1. “Another Brick in the Wall (Part 2)” – Pink Floyd
    Both songs dissect the tyranny of schooling, albeit from different genres and eras. Floyd’s classic protests conformity through haunting rock, while “School Song” deploys rap-like precision and theatricality to denounce similar systems of control.
  2. “Hard Knock Life” – Annie (Original Cast)
    Another child-led anthem of misery. The kids in both songs belt their grievances with adult-inflicted hardship. But where “Annie” leans into hopeful resilience, “School Song” goes for sardonic realism.
  3. “The Smell of Rebellion” – Matilda the Musical Original Cast
    A sibling track within the show, “Smell of Rebellion” continues the theme of authoritative cruelty, but from Trunchbull’s point of view. Together, the two songs offer a complete panorama of oppression from both sides of the desk.

Questions and Answers

Scene from School Song track by Matilda the Musical Original Cast
Visual effects scene from 'School Song'.
What is the message behind “School Song”?
It satirizes the brutality and rigidity of traditional education systems, portraying school as more prison than playground.
What makes the structure of “School Song” unique?
The lyrics sequentially highlight letters of the alphabet, cleverly using them as the first letter in each rhyming line, accompanied by visual staging that emphasizes each letter.
Why is phys-ed mentioned repeatedly in a threatening way?
“Phys-ed” symbolizes more than exercise — it's a metaphor for systemic abuse, fear, and forced conformity under Trunchbull’s reign.
How does the song contrast younger and older students?
The little ones arrive with innocent excitement; the older ones are jaded and traumatized, warning them of the harsh reality beneath the surface.
What musical style is “School Song” influenced by?
It blends elements of spoken-word, rap, and rock with choral harmonies — creating a theatrical version of lyrical protest music.

Awards and Chart Positions

  • The Matilda the Musical album, featuring “School Song,” contributed to the show’s sweep of 7 Olivier Awards in 2012, including Best New Musical.
  • The original London cast recording charted on UK album charts post-release.

Fan and Media Reactions

“The way they worked the alphabet into the verses? Mind blown. Tim Minchin is on another level.”
— YouTube user @StageLeftSpectator
“It's got that Matilda mix: darkly hilarious and weirdly profound. School as psychological warfare — nailed it.”
— YouTube user @DramaClubDad
“This song scared me as a kid. Now I sing along with the scary bits. Growing up is wild.”
— YouTube user @MatildaStan4Life
“Every time I see this live, the way the blocks fit into the gate is just *chef’s kiss*. Choreography meets literacy!”
— West End Critic @CurtainUpNow
“Only in Matilda can you make a musical number out of alphabet terror and still have it be iconic.”
— Theatre Weekly UK


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