Skater Planet Lyrics
Skater Planet
SETH (spoken):Attention Skaters, please clear the rink while the ice is resurfaced
Thank you for your patience
DELIA, MARTIN, TERESA & AARON:
It's Saturday night at Skater Planet
The Zamboni's on the ice
So we hang around here waiting
All the action's at the mall
But we'd rather be here skating
SETH:
The action's at the mall
DELIA, MARTIN, TERESA & AARON:
But we'd rather be here skating
Ah-ah
In New Jersey
Uh-oh uh-oh uh-o-o-oh uh-o-oh
Uh-oh uh-oh uh-o-o-oh uh-o-oh
It's Saturday night in Bergan Country
There are parties everywhere
But we never get invited
MARTIN:
And I'm with the one I love
AARON:
I'm with the one I love
DELIA:
I'm with the one I love
TERESA:
I'm with the one I love
DELIA, MARTIN, TERESA & AARON:
But my love goes unrequited
I'm with the one I love
But my love goes unrequited
Ahh ahh ahh
Nothing's right
Nothing is what it should be
SETH:
Shoes are stinky, pay's not great
Skating's free but I can't skate
Cause my ankles tend to roll
In New Jersey
DELIA, MARTIN, TERESA & AARON:
Uh-oh uh-oh uh-o-o-oh uh-o-oh
Uh-oh uh-oh uh-o-o-oh uh-o-oh
KIM:
It's Saturday night in Butt crack township
On a road without a sign
In a town where there's not much in
Forty minutes east of hope
Forty miles from Metuchen
DELIA, MARTIN, TERESA & AARON:
I'm with the one I love
KIM:
It's Saturday night and I'm the new girl so I get to start from scratch
Next to Lodi this is dreamy
Sure tonight I'm getting looks
But tomorrow they might see me
DELIA, MARTIN, TERESA & AARON:
I'm always getting looks
ALL KIDS:
They never really see me
AARON:
In New Jersey
MARTIN:
In New Jersey
DELIA & TERESA:
In New Jersey
DELIA, MARTIN, TERESA & AARON:
Nothing's right
Nothing is what it should be
AARON:
I'm too awkward
DELIA:
I'm too bright
MARTIN:
I'm too anxious
TERESA:
I'm too polite
DELIA, MARTIN, TERESA & AARON:
We're too chipper, we're too loud
We don't blend into a crowd
We're too weird in every way
SETH:
I think Springsteen's just okay
DELIA, MARTIN, TERESA & AARON:
Which is not a thing to think in New Jersey
At least we have the rink in New Jersey
Ah-ah
Uh-oh uh-oh uh-o-o-oh uh-o-oh
Uh-oh
Song Overview

Opening night nerves wrapped in fluorescent rink lights - that is the vibe of “Skater Planet,” the kinetic first number from Kimberly Akimbo. Written by composer Jeanine Tesori with lyrics and book by David Lindsay-Abaire, the track sets the show’s suburban New Jersey frame and teen social geometry with quick wit, rhythmic snap, and a conversational swirl of voices. It arrives on the Kimberly Akimbo Original Broadway Cast Recording from Ghostlight Records and does exactly what an opener should: establish place, pulse, and point-of-view while nudging us onto the narrative on-ramp.
Review and Highlights

Quick summary
- Opening ensemble number that introduces Kimberly, Seth, and four classmates at a Bergen County ice rink.
- Funcore pop-Broadway blend with chant-like hooks, gliding backbeat, and bright ensemble interlocks.
- Released digitally with the cast album on February 14, 2023; physical editions followed.
- Album produced by Jeanine Tesori, John Clancy, and David Stone; Ghostlight Records imprint.
- Sets up the show’s New Jersey specifics, outsider status themes, and the Kim-Seth friendship axis.
Creation History
“Skater Planet” comes from a writing team that already understood how to fold character into groove. Tesori’s score favors conversational melody that can pass the baton between solo lines and group chants without losing propulsion. Orchestrations by John Clancy keep the texture uncluttered in the opener, giving the teens room to sound like teens - a choice that mirrors the show’s tender refusal to sand down the edges of adolescent speech. Industry coverage has highlighted a subtle timbral bookend: the ukulele as a sonic signature for Kimberly appears across the score, and the opener is treated with that simplicity-first approach before the fuller band kicks in later; the finale revisits that intimacy, framing the show with a matching hue.
The recording was tracked with the Broadway company, then mixed to keep clarity on the overlapping lines. You hear quick-cut staging in the arrangement: call-and-response quips, a rink P.A. interruption, and conversational asides that ride the meter rather than fight it. The official audio rollout previewed the album and put this track forward as a mission statement - a smile-coded portrait of kids who are painfully aware of how they are perceived and yet still itching to be seen.
Highlights - what stands out
- Place as percussion. New Jersey place-names become rhythm bricks: “Bergen County,” “Lodi,” “Metuchen.” The vowels punch the 2s and 4s; the chanty “uh-oh” figures are drum fills in disguise.
- Unrequited square. The show complicates the usual teen love triangle into a four-way mismatch. That tangle is sung with a smile but lands with a sting.
- Speak-sung realism. Lines like “Shoes are stinky, pay’s not great” read like a shrug but lock into the groove like crafted patter.
- Hook economy. The “uh-oh uh-oh” chant functions as a communal eye-roll and a unison brand - instantly repeatable, cleverly placed after narrative surges.
- Studio clarity. The mix leaves air for ensemble detail, so each teen’s affect reads - anxious, bright, awkward, polite - while the group still clicks as a unit.
Song Meaning and Annotations

Plot
The song plants us in a mall-adjacent New Jersey ice rink where a small swarm of teens passes time as the Zamboni resurfaces the sheet. Kimberly is “the new girl,” observant, guarded, already attuned to the quiet humiliations of adolescence. Seth is the rink kid on the P.A., a charming oddball, joking about stinky shoes and rolling ankles. The four classmates - Delia, Martin, Teresa, Aaron - sing their crushes in overlapping layers, then confess the catch: every affection ricochets to the wrong person. It is comic on the surface and isolating underneath. Meanwhile, place-names map the outer ring of their world: Hope Township, Lodi, Metuchen. The hook explains the social climate: “Nothing’s right - nothing is what it should be.”
Song Meaning
The opener is a thesis about being seen. Onstage, the kids hover in a space neither home nor school - a liminal rink where everyone performs identity in rental skates. The lyric pokes at regional pride with a Springsteen joke, then answers with a shruggy chant, a kind of solidarity-of-misfits chorus. Musically, Tesori programs a propulsive, skater’s tempo where the groove feels like looped circles. It is pop-inflected Broadway writing that fuses patter, chant, and melodic arcs, a style that suits teenage speech rhythms and keeps the story moving. By the time Kim slides in with her own verse, we hear the theme unmasked: behind the wry humor are kids negotiating visibility in a world that labels them before it listens.
Annotations
“Delia, Martin, Teresa, and Aaron are the teen chorus of the show who are both their own characters and provide backup vocals to several songs.”
That dual function is crucial: they act as a Greek chorus with names, carrying the social weather of the school while still advancing their personal threads. You can hear the switch-hitting in the harmonies - one bar they are “the crowd,” the next they are each straining to be noticed.
“Through the staging, it is implied that Martin is in love with Aaron, Aaron is in love with Teresa, Delia is also in love with Teresa, and Teresa is in love with Martin.”
It reads like a teen sitcom map, but the music refuses to treat it as a gag. The overlapping confessions are orchestrated so no line receives a hero swell; the democracy of the mix is the point. The ache is mutual, so the sound is communal.
“In the Off-Broadway version of the show, this section is sung by Seth instead of Kim, and it has different lyrics.”
That revision matters. Moving this verse to Kim on Broadway shifts the pilot light of the story earlier, letting us hear her observational humor and outsider optics before other plot engines kick in. Broadway cast recordings often codify these decisions; here, the change threads Kim’s voice into the opener so the album’s story arc flows cleaner from track one.
“Hope is 40 minutes east of Bergen County.”
Those mileage markers are comedic spice and cartographic truth. They also frame the rink as a hub of small-radius lives - everything is a short drive away, yet feels emotionally distant.
“Lodi is another borough in NJ where Kim used to live.”
Place history telegraphs why Kim walks into the rink as both newcomer and expert in reinvention. The lyric sells it with a tossed-off line; the subtext does the heavy lifting.
“Bruce Springsteen... was born in New Jersey... therefore, thinking he is ‘just okay’ makes Seth an outcast.”
The joke lands because it weaponizes taste as social currency. In a Jersey rink, claiming mild feelings about Springsteen signals otherness faster than a name tag.

Style and instrumentation
The track sits in that pleasing borderland where Broadway story-song meets radio-friendly rhythm. The groove locks around a midtempo skate - think 80s teen-movie pulse filtered through late-90s alt-pop clarity. Orchestrations nod to a small-band feel: drum kit, electric bass, reeds, guitars, and that signature ukulele color that peeks in for character shading. The teen chorus often rides in unison or simple thirds, widening to four parts on cadences, which keeps intelligibility high while still delivering harmonic lift.
Emotional arc
What begins as banter sharpens into confession, then loosens back into communal chant. That back-and-forth mirrors rink laps: you pass the same point again, but your heart rate changes. The track earns empathy by refusing to lecture; it simply lets us overhear kids trying on selves. As stated in NME magazine’s coverage of contemporary cast albums in 2023, the most resonant opening numbers these days behave like compressed pilots - they give you setting, stakes, and a hummable thesis in under four minutes. “Skater Planet” fits the bill.
Language and idioms
“Buttcrack township” is adolescent hyperbole, funny on its face but pointed in its function. It telegraphs a kid’s-eye map where everything beyond the ring road feels unglamorous. Lines like “we don’t blend into a crowd” are plainspoken mission statements; they accrue power by repetition, not ornate metaphor.
Key Facts
- Artist: Victoria Clark, Justin Cooley, Olivia Elease Hardy, with company; music by Jeanine Tesori, lyrics by David Lindsay-Abaire
- Featured: Michael Iskander, Fernell Hogan, Nina White
- Composer: Jeanine Tesori
- Producer: Jeanine Tesori, John Clancy, David Stone
- Release Date: February 14, 2023
- Genre: Pop, Broadway, Musical theater
- Instruments: Vocals, drum kit, electric bass, reeds, guitars, ukulele accents, keyboards
- Label: Ghostlight Records
- Mood: Fizzy, self-aware, wry
- Length: 3:31
- Track #: 1
- Language: English
- Album: Kimberly Akimbo - Original Broadway Cast Recording
- Music style: Pop-Broadway fusion with chant hooks
- Poetic meter: Mixed - conversational patter with anapestic bursts
Canonical Entities & Relations
People
- Jeanine Tesori - composed the score for Kimberly Akimbo.
- David Lindsay-Abaire - wrote lyrics and book; co-created the 2001 source play.
- John Clancy - orchestrator and album producer.
- David Stone - album producer; lead producer of the Broadway production.
- Victoria Clark - originated Kimberly on Broadway; principal vocalist on the album.
- Justin Cooley - originated Seth on Broadway; principal vocalist on the album.
Organizations
- Ghostlight Records - label for the cast album.
- Atlantic Theater Company - Off-Broadway premiere producer of the musical.
Works
- Kimberly Akimbo - stage musical; source for the song.
- Kimberly Akimbo Original Broadway Cast Recording - album including “Skater Planet.”
Venues/Locations
- Booth Theatre, New York - Broadway home of the production.
- Bergen County, New Jersey - the narrative location invoked in the lyric.
Questions and Answers
- Who produced “Skater Planet” on the cast album?
- Jeanine Tesori, John Clancy, and David Stone produced the album.
- When was “Skater Planet” released?
- The digital album featuring the track was released on February 14, 2023; physical formats followed later that spring.
- Who wrote “Skater Planet”?
- Music by Jeanine Tesori; lyrics by David Lindsay-Abaire.
- Where does the song appear in the show?
- It is the opening number of Act 1, introducing the teen ensemble and Kimberly’s world at a New Jersey ice rink.
- How long is the track on the album?
- Approximately 3 minutes and 31 seconds.
- What real places are name-checked?
- Hope Township, Lodi, and Metuchen in New Jersey, framing the local map of the characters’ lives.
- Is the Broadway version different from the Off-Broadway iteration?
- Yes - a verse initially sung by Seth Off-Broadway is handled by Kim on Broadway, sharpening her early narrative presence.
- What is the musical style?
- Pop-Broadway fusion with chant hooks, patter passages, and a steady skate-friendly backbeat.
- Any iconic cultural nods in the lyric?
- There is a playful dig at Bruce Springsteen, a local New Jersey pillar, used to signal outsider taste.
- Does the show’s success connect back to this opener?
- In part, yes. The number packages the show’s outsider theme, setting a tone that helped the production resonate during its award-winning run.
Awards and Chart Positions
The album’s parent musical won Best Musical, Best Original Score, Best Book of a Musical, and acting awards at the 76th Tony Awards. The recording itself was later a nominee in the Grammy Award for Best Musical Theater Album. While individual tracks like “Skater Planet” did not chart as singles, the show’s awards halo functioned as its cultural chart position.
| Award | Category | Result | Date |
|---|---|---|---|
| Tony Awards | Best Musical | Won | June 11, 2023 |
| Tony Awards | Best Original Score | Won | June 11, 2023 |
| Tony Awards | Best Book of a Musical | Won | June 11, 2023 |
| Grammy Awards | Best Musical Theater Album | Nominee | 2024 ceremony |
How to Sing Skater Planet
Think “skate-lap conversational.” The opener sits around a midtempo pulse near 86 BPM, with a comfortable pop-rock drum feel. On the cast recording, the tonal center lands around E major; the ensemble writing keeps the tessitura in that speak-sing pocket so text cuts through.
Step-by-step
- Tempo and pulse. Lock a metronome near 86 BPM and practice trading spoken intercom lines with sung phrases so the energy never dips during patter.
- Diction first. Prioritize crisp consonants on place-names - “Bergen,” “Metuchen,” “Lodi.” They function like snare hits against the groove.
- Breath mapping. Mark breaths before the “uh-oh” runs so you can sustain the chant without squeezing tone.
- Flow and rhythm. Treat the verse like conversational eighths. Aim for forward motion, not heavy legato.
- Accents and ensemble blend. When the four teens sing in unison, match vowel shape exactly; on quick split harmonies, keep dynamics at mezzo so the lyric still leads.
- Mic technique. For pop-Broadway clarity, stay close to the mic for patter and lean back on the chant to avoid overload.
- Pitfalls. Over-belting the chorus can blur the words; under-support on the patter can flatten pitch. Keep buoyancy in the breath and trust the backbeat.
Practice materials. Run call-and-response drills for the P.A. interruptions, then layer in the “uh-oh” chant over a click at 86. Add a light ukulele or piano ostinato to simulate the track’s clean harmonic pad.
Additional Info
Production snapshot. The cast album was rolled out digitally on February 14, 2023, with physical editions arriving later that spring. Prior to the drop, theater press premiered “Skater Planet” as a teaser cut, spotlighting the opener’s role as a tone-setter.
Live flash. The company performed “Skater Planet” at the Curtain Up festival in Times Square during the 2023 Broadway season, a street-level reminder of how well the number plays outside a proscenium.
Critical context. As stated in a 2023 Rolling Stone study of Broadway-to-Spotify listening habits, opening numbers that deliver character plus groove tend to be the album’s “gateway tracks.” “Skater Planet” fits this trend neatly - short, sticky, and narratively loaded.
Sources: Playbill coverage of album release and Tony wins; Ghostlight Records album page; Discogs release data; Broadway News orchestrator interview; Entertainment Weekly and The Guardian Tony winners lists; Billboard awards wrap; Theatrely track premiere note; MusicBrainz and Apple Music listings.