The Rape Of Miss Goldberg lyrics

- In Trousers

The Rape Of Miss Goldberg lyrics

The Rape Of Miss Goldberg

Hi Miss Goldberg at your desk
My name?s Marvin
We?re alone at last
I turned 14 just today
And I thought
For a not unseemly price
You?d introduce me to the wonders of the bed
And also treat me nice

I?m the boy who throws the fits
He who puts the chalk inside his ear
Do you know me from a hole in the wall
Marvin?s cute though rarely good
But dearest please accept my hand
Miss Goldberg who
Is perfect womanhood

Why should Marvin jump on Miss Goldberg?
Why does Marvin dump on Miss Goldberg?
I knew when I first looked in his eyes
I like your eyes Miss Goldberg

Eyes
He has never seen my face
I have never seen your eyes
I was never out of place
I taught
That?s true she minded her business
She taught
I taught
And I minded my business
But the business at hand
Keep your hands off my eyes
But the business at hand
Is


I always liked the way you wore you glasses
In and out of classes
I always liked the way you got angry in your glasses
That?s cool Miss Goldberg
I always thought those glasses hid your passion
That?s Miss Goldberg?s fashion
I said
Now it?s my birthday and here?s my surprise
I?m gonna see your eyes Miss Goldberg
I?m gonna see your eyes my darling

Don?t touch my goddamn eyes
You little shit
I?ll throw a fit
I?ll beat your head in with a hammer
Ho ho ho ho


My eyes are my eyes
Your hands are your hands
Just keep your dirty fingers away from my face kid
That?s the only thing Miss Goldberg demands

Now move


Now move!

Listen I?m a bastard plumber with a penis
And I mean us two to be together
Teacher yes I do I do
I mean us two to screw together
Me together
You together

Miss Goldberg
What?
Miss Goldberg
What?
Make Marvin a happy boy!


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What does Marvin want with Miss Goldberg?
What does Marvin want from Miss Goldberg?
Miss Goldberg Miss Goldberg Miss Goldberg Miss Goldberg
Please please please
Rub your hands between
Your hands between my knees!
La la la la
What does Marvin want from Miss Goldberg?
Miss Goldberg Miss Goldberg Miss Goldberg Miss Goldberg
Please x8


Marvin always gets the things he wants
Except the things he wants
He gets the things he wants
Marvin always gets the things he wants
Marvin always gets the things he wants
Except the things he wants

He gets the things
Except the things
He gets the things
Except the things
He

D?you want my telephone number?

Curtain

Last Update: June, 10th 2013


The Rape Of Miss Goldberg
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