How to Dance in Ohio Lyrics > How to Dance in Ohio

[Dr. Amigo]
That's it! A big event
Fresh and exciting with colorful lighting
Complete with a DJ and disco ball

Go through this classic rite
Dress in tuxedos and gowns for a night
And practice formal dance protocol

[Mel, speaking]
Formal dances are historically problematic

[Tommy. speaking]
So are collared shirts!

[Dr. Amigo, speaking]
Ashley will write all our concerns down
So we can discuss them as a group!

[Dr. Amigo]
A new experience to help us advance
All together, we will learn how to dance
In Ohio!

[Mel]
Formal wear is a trap to conform
To binary gender being the norm

[Jessica, overlapping]
I have questions

[Tommy, overlapping]
I have many questions

[Drew, overlapping]
How to move your feet right
'Cause you've got to move your feet right

[Caroline, overlapping]
I'm not sure I can do this
I have the chance to [?]

[Tommy, overlapping]
There are answers I need to know

[Remy, overlapping]
I need to know the dress code before I consider

[Marideth, overlapping]
No, no, no, no, no, I don't know

[Mel, Jessica, Tommy, Drew, Caroline, & Remy, overlapping]
I don't know
How to dance in Ohio
Last Update: February, 01st 2024