Never, Never Panned lyrics - Forbidden Broadway, Vols. 1-4

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  1. Disc: 1
  2. Forbidden Broadway 
  3. Non Plu Andral 
  4. Don't Cry for Me, Argentina 
  5. Annie's Favorite Showtune 
  6. Pirates of Penzance Sequence 
  7. Be a Catholic 
  8. Triplets 
  9. Bankable Stars 
  10. I'm Entertainment 
  11. Angela Lansbury Sequence/If the Show Had Run Past Labor Day 
  12. Audition Sequence: Soliloquy from Carousel/I'm Sick of Playin [Excerpt] 
  13. Merman & Martin Sequence: It's de-Lovely/My Heart Belongs to Daddy/Mu 
  14. Carol Channing Sequence/Call on Carol/Dolly Is a Girl's Best Friend 
  15. Ambition (Tradition)
  16. Forbidden Broadway (Reprise) 
  17. Disc: 2
  18. Opening and Who Do They Know? 
  19. Forbidden Broadway, Vol. 2 
  20. Fugue for Scalpers 
  21. Patti LuponeI / Get a Kick Out of Me 
  22. Into the Woods/Weekend in the Country 
  23. Annie 2
  24. Poor Butterfly 
  25. Madonna's Brain 
  26. Never, Never Panned
  27. Somewhat Overindulgent
  28. Chita-Rita
  29. I Ham What I Ham
  30. Hey, Bob Fosse
  31. Almost Like Vegas in New York 
  32. Teeny Todd 
  33. Liza 
  34. Ladies Who Screech 
  35. Phantom of the Musical: Goldfinger/Lloyd Weber 
  36. George M.! 
  37. More Miserable Sequence
  38. Finale 
  39. Disc: 3
  40. Carol Channing Sequence: Imitation Is the Sincerest Form of Flattery 
  41. Forbidden Broadway Vol. III 
  42. Trouble in New York City 
  43. Guys and Dolls Sequence: Guys and Dolls/I Know I've Seen This Show ... 
  44. If I Sing It Slower 
  45. On the Ashkebad, Tbusi and Kiev Express 
  46. I Could Have Danced All Night 
  47. Grand Hotel/I Can't Learn This Song Quite So Quickly/Follies Bergere 
  48. Someday 
  49. Dear Antonio/The Sounds of Shakespeare 
  50. Everything's Coming Up Merman/Old Fashioned Ballad/There's Nobody ... 
  51. Tonight Who Will Play Miss Saigon?. You Are Hallmark, I Postcard 
  52. Put on Your Phony Vocie/All I Ask of You 
  53. Camelounge 
  54. Mess of the Spider Woman: Prologue/Come and See Me/Mess of the ... 
  55. Back to Broadway 
  56. Tell Me It's Not True/I Think I'm Acting/Downshow 
  57. Scenery, Fly Me, Amplify Me/Listening to Us 
  58. Finale: What Happened to Heart? 
  59. Disc: 4
  60. Parody Tonight: Oh What a Beautiful Moron/One Foot More (With One Look) 
  61. Show Boat Medley: P.C. Show Boat/Make Believe/Ol' Show Show Boat 
  62. My Souvenir Things 
  63. Elaine Stritch 
  64. Big 
  65. Bernadette and Mandy in So Miscast (Wunderbar and So in Love) 
  66. King Is Her/Whistle a Sondheim Tune/Shall We Boink? 
  67. Be Depressed Be Depressed Video
  68. Patti Lupone in Master Class/As If I Never Said Goodbye/Andrew ... 
  69. You're the One I Want/Look at Me I'm Sandra Dee/There Are Worse Things 
  70. Meow! I Hope I Get It (God I Hope I Get It) 
  71. You Just Can't Sing 
  72. Ann Reinking in Chicago 
  73. Kiss Me Kate/Corrective Casting/Jerry and Liza 
  74. Julie Hot 
  75. Spoonful of Julie 
  76. Tony Nominating Committee: Victor/Ignor-Ee-Ya 
  77. Crazy Girl 
  78. Rant 
  79. Ouch! They're Tight 
  80. Too Gay for You-Too Het'ro for Me 
  81. Pretty Voices Singing: Think Punk 
  82. Season of Hype 
  83. This Ain't Boheme/Death and Resurrection 
  84. Finale: Something Wonderful 
  85. Encore-Ta-Ta Folks 
  86. Exit Music: Julie the Star! 

Never, Never Panned lyrics

Never, Never Panned


My name is Mary Martin
And as Peter Pan I'm grand
Some critics hesitate
But always think I'm great
I'm never never panned

To be a critic's darling
Sing impeccably, but bland
Just keep an open throat
And then scoop on every note
You're never never panned
You'll win a Tony if you're coy-like
More precious far than gold
And if you dress up boy-like
Your auto-bio's pre-sold

So come with me where critics rave
And meanies understand
You too can be a star
Like my son who plays J.R. on Ellis
We're never never panned!

[Thanks to Garrett for lyrics] Last Update: June, 10th 2013

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