Never, Never Panned lyrics
Never, Never Panned
My name is Mary Martin
And as Peter Pan I'm grand
Some critics hesitate
But always think I'm great
I'm never never panned
To be a critic's darling
Sing impeccably, but bland
Just keep an open throat
And then scoop on every note
You're never never panned
You'll win a Tony if you're coy-like
More precious far than gold
And if you dress up boy-like
Your auto-bio's pre-sold
So come with me where critics rave
And meanies understand
You too can be a star
Like my son who plays J.R. on Ellis
We're never never panned!
[Thanks to Garrett for lyrics]
Last Update: June, 10th 2013