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Delia’s TED Talk Lyrics Beetlejuice

Delia’s TED Talk Lyrics

Eddie Perfect
[DELIA]
Hello, hello
And welcome to my TED Talk
My name is Delia and it's nice to see so many faces
Out there in the crowd

[SPOKEN]
How you feeling Idaho?
Well, that's great

[SUNG]
Do you ever feel the universe is cold and lonely?
And nobody cares if you live or if you die
And what's the point of even trying
When you're only destined for disappointment
Well, I was once like you

[SPOKEN]
It's true

[SUNG]
I was once like you

This is the part where I screwed up my TED Talk
My slides w?re out of order
So I panicked, dropp?d my notes
And then I heard some people laugh
And had a full-blown panic attack
Ran off the stage
Cried for forty minutes
Too scared to leave my dressing room

In case somebody saw me and said
"Hey, aren't you that crazy lady?"

See, I was just like you, Lydia
I was just like you

Then somebody knocked on the door
So I yelled, "Go away!"
But I guess they ignored me
'Cause this person came in anyway
This guy, he seemed so calm
Although we had never met
He held me in his arms
Eventually, he said

"I was once like you
I know all about sad
Yes, I was once like you"
That person was your dad

Song Overview

Review and Highlights

Quick summary

  1. Cut Delia number from early development of Beetlejuice, preserved on Eddie Perfect’s 24-track demo compilation Beetlejuice - The Demos The Demos The Demos (digital release October 30, 2020).
  2. Performed and produced by Eddie Perfect for the demo set, issued by Ghostlight Records.
  3. Functions as a Delia-to-Lydia bridge: Delia drops the life-coach mask and tells a mortifying story that connects directly to Lydia’s grief.
  4. Runtime about 2:42; the album release arrived alongside a track-by-track commentary rollout and streaming availability.

Creation History

As the show evolved, Perfect generated multiple scenes to humanize Delia. This 2015 draft plants her on a conference stage, then lets the TED-style veneer collapse into a panic spiral and a confession about how Charles steadied her. The number was later replaced in favor of the sharper Delia-Lydia comic foil that audiences know, but Perfect preserved it in his 2020 demo album and discussed the cut in official companion materials.

Highlights

It starts as patter, swerves into spoken self-own, then blooms into a plainspoken lullaby of solidarity. The best line might be the smallest: “I was once like you.” No mysticism, no mantras - just a grown-up outing her own fear. That honesty reframes Delia not as a punchline, but as someone who learned to steady herself the hard way.

Song Meaning and Annotations

Plot

Delia begins a motivational talk, bungles it, melts down, and admits she used to be where Lydia is. She reveals that Charles - Lydia’s father - recognized her sadness and helped her through it. The scene’s purpose is simple and necessary: give Delia and Lydia a real emotional hand-off.

Song Meaning

Under the jokes sits a thesis about failure and care. Delia’s stage fright turns into a confession that models vulnerability for Lydia. The takeaway is not “think positive” - it is “I know that feeling, and you’re not alone.” In early drafts this was a potential pivot from brittle levity to genuine alliance, later streamlined into the version of Delia the production kept.

Close reading

“Do you ever feel the universe is cold and lonely?”

Opens like a wellness spiel, but the language is too stark for snake-oil. The line sets up Delia’s fake-it-till-you-break-it facade.

“This is the part where I screwed up my TED Talk”

The mask drops. The lyric literalizes stage fright, puncturing Delia’s self-help posture with specific embarrassment - dropped notes, audible laughter, a 40-minute cry.

“See, I was just like you, Lydia”

Direct address matters here. The song stops performing to the crowd and turns to the one kid who needs to hear it.

“That person was your dad”

Charles becomes the hinge. It folds Lydia back toward the living - the show’s larger arc at this beat.

Style, production, instrumentation

Demo-clean and text-first. Steady mid-tempo groove, keys and light rhythm support, with spoken interjections intact. Perfect sings every role, as he does across the compilation, which keeps the focus on writing and placement rather than vocal showcase.

Key Facts

  • Artist: Eddie Perfect
  • Featured: none - composer performs the demo
  • Composer: Eddie Perfect
  • Producer: Eddie Perfect
  • Release Date: October 30, 2020
  • Genre: Musical theatre demo
  • Instruments: Keys, bass, light percussion, multitracked vocals
  • Label: Ghostlight Records
  • Mood: Self-deprecating, candid, consoling
  • Length: 2:42
  • Track #: 8 on the demo album
  • Language: English
  • Album: Beetlejuice - The Demos The Demos The Demos
  • Music style: Patter-to-ballad hybrid with spoken asides
  • Poetic meter: Conversational free verse into rhymed refrains

Canonical Entities & Relations

Eddie Perfect - wrote and performed - “Delia’s TED Talk (2015 Cut Song)”
Ghostlight Records - released - the 24-track demo compilation
Delia Deetz - character focus - song’s narrator and subject
Lydia Deetz - addressed - recipient of Delia’s confession
Charles Deetz - referenced - emotional catalyst within the lyric
Beetlejuice (musical) - context - development path 2014 to 2019

Questions and Answers

Where did this sit in the show’s early structure?
In the Delia-Lydia bonding slot that later tilted toward a lighter comic scene - this draft played the moment earnestly.
Was it ever recorded by the Broadway cast?
No - the surviving release is the composer’s own demo vocal.
Why was it cut?
As the creative team honed tone and pace, they favored other Delia material that kept momentum while letting Lydia’s arc resolve elsewhere.
How can I hear it now?
It is available on major streaming platforms as part of the demo album, and accompanied online by official commentary from Perfect.
Does the demo album include only piano sketches?
No - many tracks are fully produced, with layered vocals and rhythm beds, so you hear structure and feel.
Any notable covers or remixes?
None in commercial release - it is a deep-cut document of process rather than a single.
What does this number add to Delia’s character?
It reframes her as someone who learned empathy through failure, which softens later sparring with Lydia.

Additional Info

Ghostlight announced the compilation as a Halloween-timed digital drop, a behind-the-scenes window built from demos recorded between 2014 and 2019. Trade outlets covered the release as a rare chance to hear the musical’s alternate paths, with Perfect’s commentary contextualizing what stayed and what fell away. According to Playbill, the set was produced by Perfect and made available for streaming and purchase the same day; BroadwayWorld ran the label’s announcement the day prior. The Second Disc noted that the tracks were fully arranged rather than bare sketches, and pointed to a companion podcast episode where Perfect dug into choices and chronology.

Sources: Playbill, BroadwayWorld, TheaterMania, Ghostlight Records, Apple Music, Spotify, SoundCloud, The Second Disc.


Beetlejuice Lyrics: Song List

  1. Act 1
  2. Prologue: Invisible
  3. The Whole "Being Dead" Thing
  4. The Whole Being Back Thing
  5. Ready, Set, Not Yet
  6. The Whole "Being Dead" Thing, Pt. 2
  7. The Whole "Being Dead" Thing, Pt. 3
  8. Dead Mom
  9. Fright of Their Lives
  10. Ready Set, Not Yet (reprise)
  11. No Reason
  12. Invisible (Reprise) / On The Roof
  13. Say My Name
  14. Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)
  15. Act 2
  16. Girl Scout
  17. That Beautiful Sound
  18. Barbara 2.0
  19. What I Know Now
  20. Home
  21. Creepy Old Guy
  22. Jump In The Line
  23. Beetlejuice Apocrypha
  24. I Am Very Good At Running Cults
  25. Mama Would
  26. Goodbye Emily Deetz
  27. Running Away
  28. Suicide Note
  29. Children We Didn't Have
  30. Good Old Fashioned Wedding
  31. Dead Bird
  32. Everything is Kinda Meh
  33. Dead Mom (Reprise)
  34. The Whole ‘Being Dead’ Thing Pt. 4
  35. That Beautiful Sound (reprise)
  36. Beetlejuice: The Demos The Demos The Demos
  37. Death’s Not Great
  38. The Hole
  39. Gotta Get Outta This House
  40. Sign Yourself Over to Me
  41. Delia’s TED Talk
  42. You Can Only Work with What You Get
  43. Step Right Up
  44. A Little More of Your Time (Charles)
  45. What’s Left?
  46. The Box
  47. Mixed It Up Together
  48. Ain’t It Strange?

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