Wonders of the World Lyrics – Wizard Of Oz, The
Wonders of the World Lyrics
Michael CrawfordTa-da!
Oh yes indeed!
And now, Mirabile dictu et curibus pluribus unum!
Or to use the vernacular
Behold Professor?Marvel's?Magical Lantern
To see?the wonders of the world you?won't need to go too far from home
Not too far at all
Dorothy there are other ways
To see the world, so shift your gaze
To this extravagant appliance
Mainly magic, slightly science
With no stressful travel plans
As you don't have to move from Kansas, see?
The unabridged assembled wonders of the world
Fly the coop and cross the ocean
Time and distance set in motion
Grab this chance to wander yonder
All the earth is ours to ponder
From the poles to the equator
No one could provide a greater view
There's the Nile, now some don't give a hoot
That it's the longest river
But we know in miles of course it's four-one-eighty
Seas to source
It's nature at it's most prolific
Pyramids are quite terrific too
So welcome to the waiting wonders of the world
Sometimes we may feel something simply can't be real
Like a road beneath your feet that's paved with gold
I would be inclined to maintain an open mind
For truth is very strange if truth be told
There's old popacatepetl
New York City, glass and metal
Everest unconquered mountain
Over five miles high and countin'
Here's the arctic pole and polar bears
And northern lights and solar flares
A myriad exquisite wonders of the world
Imagine red and blue on the mountains of Peru
And Sahara sands of yellow burning white
In jungles black and green fearsome creatures never seen
Other than right now- oh! That's not right!
I'm so sorry, that was from my private collection
Moving rapidly along
We don't have to take it slowly
Here's Tibet, remote and holy
Angel falls in Venezuela
Eiffel Tower, humpback whale!
A moment feeling all the thrills
Of being near the seven hills of Rome
Oh so many sights to savour
This has merely been a flavour
Maybe time for one more wonder
Very strange it looks like thunder
But the point that I'm conveying
Is you see it all while staying home
And home is one of many wonders of the world
The unabridged assembled wonders of the world
Professor Marvel's patent wonders of the world
Song Overview

“Wonders of the World” is the new-for-2011 number written by Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice for the London Palladium staging of The Wizard of Oz, voiced on record by Michael Crawford as Professor Marvel. It slots into Act I, just before the storm, where Marvel unfurls a patter-style travelogue that doubles as a character tell - showman’s sparkle with a wink of snake-oil.
Review and Highlights

Quick summary
- Cast-album cut from The Wizard of Oz (2011 London Palladium Recording), track 4.
- Performer: Michael Crawford as Professor Marvel; music by Andrew Lloyd Webber, lyrics by Tim Rice.
- Function: pre-Twister scene-setter where Marvel dazzles Dorothy with a “magic lantern” tour.
- Style: brisk list-song with music-hall flair and orchestral sparkle; vaudeville patter meets glossy West End sheen.
- Release context: recorded for the 2011 London cast album, issued digitally in spring 2011 and on CD in late June in the U.S.
As a listening experience, the track moves quickly: a bright overture-like vamp, then Crawford’s sly, genial patter over buoyant pit-orchestra writing. The orchestration favors light brass and woodwinds with quick interjections, and the rhythm section keeps it clip-clopping forward - a traveling-show cadence, basically. Crawford talks-sings the verse lines with a friendly glint, then lands key phrases with laser clarity. It’s built to charm a family audience and to plant plot information without dragging the scene.
Creation History
When Lloyd Webber and Rice reunited to add new material for the 2011 Palladium production, Marvel’s number served a double duty: it restored a sense of itinerant showmanship and gave Crawford a bespoke entrance song. The staging leaned into a period “magic-lantern” conceit - a pre-cinema slideshow of marvels - which let the production beam images while the song rattled off pyramids, poles, and whales. Reviews at the time clocked its purpose: one critic called it the best of the added songs; another thought it slight but serviceable - which, frankly, is often the brief for an early Act I character turn.
Song Meaning and Annotations

Plot
Dorothy, restless and primed to run, meets Professor Marvel - a kindhearted but florid road-show conjurer. He gestures to his “magical lantern” and whisks her through a whirlwind sampler of the planet’s marvels: Nile facts, Everest boasts, auroras, city skylines, a rapid-fire sampler of geography-as-spectacle. The montage dazzles her long enough for Marvel to nudge her back toward home - moments before Kansas tears open and the narrative tips into Oz.
Song Meaning
The song is Marvel’s sales pitch and soft red flag. On the surface, it’s an upbeat travelogue. Underneath, it frames him as a master of glittering distraction. He promises worldly horizons without moving an inch - an echo of how the musical itself works: grand adventure conjured by light, music, and suggestion. The final turn - “home is one of many wonders” - plants the story’s thesis in plain sight: the thing Dorothy craves might already be under her boots.
Annotations
“Mirabile dictu et curibus pluribus unum”
The Latin-ish burst is intentionally garbled. It flaunts Marvel’s showman veneer while hinting he’s less scholar than patter-merchant - a small comic tell that later blooms into the Wizard’s smoke-and-mirrors.
Musically, it fuses music-hall patter with glossy West End orchestration - brisk two-steps, punchy winds, and crowd-friendly cadences. The emotional arc is light and tick-tocking: curiosity, awe, a hiccup of fear (his “private collection” gag), then reassurance as he steers Dorothy’s wonder toward home. Cultural touchpoints are baked in: Everest, Nile lengths in miles, Eiffel Tower postcards, polar lights - the sort of cabinet-of-curiosities list that Victorian showmen adored.

Instrumentation notes
Listen for bright brass punctuations on downbeats, woodwind filigree between lines, and light percussion that keeps the patter buoyant. The orchestra never crowds the vocal - it’s designed for a star talk-singing the patter with easy authority.
Key Facts
- Artist: Michael Crawford (as Professor Marvel)
- Featured: Danielle Hope (scene partner in the stage sequence)
- Composer: Andrew Lloyd Webber
- Lyricist: Tim Rice
- Producer (recording): Nigel Wright; Andrew Lloyd Webber
- Release Date: May 9, 2011
- Album: The Wizard of Oz (2011 London Palladium Recording) - track 4
- Label: Decca Broadway (U.S. CD release); Polydor via The Really Useful Group licensing (digital U.K.)
- Genre: Musicals, pop-theatre list-song
- Length: 3:51
- Instruments: orchestra with brass, woodwinds, strings, percussion
- Mood: sprightly, winking, demonstrative
- Track #: 4
- Language: English
- Music style: patter with music-hall color; family-friendly uptempo
- Poetic meter: mixed - conversational anapest and trochaic punches common to patter songs
Canonical Entities & Relations
People | Michael Crawford - sings on cast recording; Andrew Lloyd Webber - composed new music; Tim Rice - wrote new lyrics; Nigel Wright - produced recording; Danielle Hope - originated Dorothy in 2011; Jeremy Sams - directed stage production/book collaborator. |
Organizations | The Really Useful Group - rights/licensing; Decca Broadway/Polydor - labels; London Palladium - West End venue. |
Works | The Wizard of Oz (2011 stage musical) - includes “Wonders of the World”; The Wizard of Oz (1939 film) - source score and story world. |
Locations | London Palladium - original 2011 run; Kansas - in-story setting for the scene. |
Relations | Lloyd Webber & Rice - songwriting team for added 2011 numbers; Crawford - originated the Wizard/Marvel in the 2011 West End production. |
Questions and Answers
- Where does the song sit in the show’s timeline?
- Act I, just before the Twister. It’s Marvel’s meet-cute with Dorothy that nudges her back toward home.
- What is the function beyond spectacle?
- Character reveal. The patter telegraphs Marvel’s charm and the Wizard’s future sleight-of-hand - sparkle as camouflage.
- Is the lyric really selling travel?
- Not exactly. It sells wonder itself. The punch line admits you can behold the world while staying put - a tidy preface to Oz’s “dream logic.”
- Why give Professor Marvel a number?
- 2011 added several songs to deepen roles. Marvel gets an entrance that frames him as a reassuring trickster rather than a creep.
- Any notable critical reactions?
- One major broadsheet singled it out as the strongest of the new songs; a trade review deemed it pleasant but light. Fair split.
- How does Crawford phrase it on record?
- Talk-singing with crisp diction, slight rubato on punch lines, and a genial smile you can hear. Classic theatre patter craft.
- Is this number in the 1939 film?
- No. It’s exclusive to the 2011 stage adaptation and its later tours and revivals.
- What musical DNA does it borrow?
- Music-hall and vaudeville list-song tradition: quick images, comic asides, bright orchestrations.
- Does the lyric hint that Marvel is a fraud?
- Yes - the mock-Latin and exaggerated claims are breadcrumbs toward the Wizard’s smoke-and-mirrors in Oz.
- Any studio trivia worth noting?
- The album was produced by Nigel Wright and Andrew Lloyd Webber, with a tight, radio-clean mix that still feels theatrical.
Awards and Chart Positions
Production milestone: The 2011 London Palladium revival received a nomination for Best Musical Revival at the 2012 Olivier Awards. It did not win but the nod marks the show’s strong commercial and public profile.
Year | Body | Category | Result |
2012 | Olivier Awards | Best Musical Revival - The Wizard of Oz (London Palladium) | Nominated |
Additional Info
Context helps: the show opened at the London Palladium in March 2011 after a BBC talent search crowned Danielle Hope as Dorothy. A U.K. newspaper praised “Wonders of the World” as the standout of the new songs; a trade reviewer called it amiable but thin - two readings that actually describe the same thing from different angles. That’s theatre arithmetic.
The cast album rolled out digitally in spring, with a U.S. CD release by Decca Broadway in late June. On streaming platforms the track clocks a shade under four minutes, enough time to set tone, sell the Marvel persona, and plant the home-as-haven thesis. According to Playbill and TheaterMania coverage of the release, credits on the commercial recording list Nigel Wright and Andrew Lloyd Webber as producers. And - as stated in the 2011 review round-ups - the staging leaned into projections and “magic-lantern” image play to keep the scene nimble for family audiences.
Sources: BroadwayWorld, The Guardian, Variety, Playbill, TheaterMania, Spotify, OVRTUR, Discogs, Apple Music, Wikipedia.
Music video
Wizard Of Oz, The Lyrics: Song List
- Act 1
- Overture
- Nobody Understands Me
- Over The Rainbow
- Wonders of the World
- The Twister
- Tornado (Cyclone)
- Come Out, Come Out...
- It Really Was No Miracle
- Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead
- Arrival In Munchkinland
- We Welcome You to Munchkinland
- Follow The Yellow Brick Road!
- If I Only Had A Brain
- If I Only Had A Heart
- If I Only Had the Nerve
- Optimistic Voices / We're Outta The Woods
- Merry Old Land of Oz
- Bring Me The Broomstick
- Poppies / Act I Finale
- Act 2
- Haunted Forest
- March of the Winkies
- Red Shoes Blues
- Red Shoes Blues (Reprise)
- Jitterbug
- Over The Rainbow (Reprise)
- If We Only Had a Plan
- The Rescue - Melting
- Hail – Hail! The Witch is Dead
- The Wizard’s Departure
- Already Home
- Finale