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Thank Goodness Lyrics

Kristin Chenoweth & Carole Shelley
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[CITIZENS OF OZ]
Ev'ry day, more wicked!
Ev'ry day, the terror grows!
All of Oz is ever on alert!
That's the way with Wicked -
Spreading fear where e'er she goes
Seeking out new victims she can hurt!

[A HYSTERICAL WOMAN]
Like some terrible green blizzard
Throughout the land she flies:

[AN OUTRAGED MAN]
Defaming our poor Wizard
With her calumnies and lies!

[ALLShe lies!]
Save us from the Wicked!
Shield us so we won't be hexed!

Give us warning:
Where will she strike next?
Where will she strike next?
Where will she strike next!?

[GLINDA]
(spoken) Fellow Ozians - as terrifying as terror is, let us put
aside our panic for this one day: and celebrate!
(sung) Oh what a celebration
We'll have today


[CROWD]
Thank Goodness!

[GLINDA]
Let's have a celebration
The Glinda way!

[CROWD]
Thank Goodness!

[MORRIBLE]
Fin'lly a day that's
Totally Wicked-Witch free!

[CROWD]
We couldn't be happier
Thank Goodness!

[GLINDA]
Yes -
We couldn't be happier,
Right, dear?
Couldn't be happier
Right here
Look what we've got
A fairy-tale plot
Our very own happy ending
Where we couldn't be happier -
True, dear?
Couldn't be happier
And we're happy to share
Our ending vicariously
With all of you
He couldn't look handsomer
I couldn't feel humbler
We couldn't be happier
Because happy is what happens
When all your dreams come true!

[MORRIBLE](spoken)
And Glinda dear, we're happy for you! As Press
Secretary, I have striven to ensure that all of Oz
knows the story of your braverism:

(sung) The day you were first summoned
To an audience with OzAnd although he would not tell you why initially
When you bowed before his throne
He decreed you'd hence be known
As Glinda the Good - officially!

Then with a jealous squeal
The Wicked Witch burst from concealment
Where she had been lurking -surrpetitially!

[PEOPLE IN CROWD]
I hear she has an extra eye
That always remains awake
I hear that she can shed her skin
As easily as a snake!
I hear some rebel Animals
Are giving her food and shelter!
I hear her soul is so unclean
Pure water can melt her!

[FIYERO]
What!?

[CROWD]
Melt her!?
Please - somebody go and melt her!

[FIYERO]
(spoken) Do you hear that - water will melt her?! People
are so empty-headed, they'll believe anything!

[GLINDA]
(spoken) Fiyero! Oh - yes, thanks plenty, dearest! He's gone to
fetch me a refreshment. He's so thoughtful that way!

(sung) That's why I couldn't be happier
No, I couldn't be happier
Though it is, I admit
The tiniest bit
Unlike I anticipated
But I couldn't be happier
Simply couldn't be happier
(spoken) Well - not "simply":
(sung) 'Cause getting your dreams
It's strange, but it seems
A little - well - complicated
There's a kind of a sort of : cost
There's a couple of things get: lost
There are bridges you cross
You didn't know you crossed
Until you've crossed
And if that joy, that thrill
Doesn't thrill you like you think it will
Still -
With this perfect finale
The cheers and ballyhoo
Who
Wouldn't be happier?
So I couldn't be happier
Because happy is what happens
When all your dreams come true
Well, isn't it?
Happy is what happens
When your dreams come true!

[CROWD]
We love you, Glinda, if we may be so frank

[GLINDA]
Thank Goodness!

[CROWD]
For all this joy, we know who we've got to thank:
Thank Goodness!
That means the Wizard, Glinda:

[GLINDA]
And fiance!

[CROWD]
They couldn't be goodlier
She couldn't be lovelier
We couldn't be luckier

[GLINDA]
I couldn't be happier

[CROWD]
Thank Goodness:

[GLINDA AND CROWD]
Today!
Thank Goodness for today!

Song Overview

Thank Goodness lyrics by Kristin Chenoweth & Carole Shelley
Chenoweth and Shelley unveil the “Thank Goodness” song words in full Broadway regalia.

Song Credits

  • Featured: Kristin Chenoweth, Carole Shelley, plus the Citizens of Oz ensemble
  • Producer: Stephen Schwartz
  • Composer / Lyricist: Stephen Schwartz
  • Release Date: December 16, 2003
  • Genre: Showtunes, Broadway, Dramatic-waltz hybrid
  • Length: 6 min 23 sec
  • Label: Decca Broadway / Universal Music
  • Mood: Glittering, nervous, oddly triumphant
  • Instruments (principal): full pit orchestra — strings, French horns, trumpets, trombones, woodwinds, harp, rhythm section, tubular bells
  • Track #: 12 on Wicked (Original Broadway Cast Recording)
  • Language: English — official German “Wie Herrlich” and Brazilian Portuguese “Que Dia” adaptations exist
  • Poetic meter: mixed iambic and anapestic phrases, sliding between 3?/?4 and 6?/?8
  • Copyrights ©: 2003 Wonderland Music Company, Inc. (ASCAP)

Song Meaning and Annotations

Kristin Chenoweth performing Thank Goodness
Act II curtain rises — confetti, concern, and a smile stretched just a little too wide.

Act II opens in a swirl of green banners and static-laced rumors. Since Elphaba’s sky-blazing escape, the Citizens of Oz have grown more skittish by the hour; Schwartz captures that jitter in a tension-packed waltz that keeps threatening to tip into 6?/?8 panic. The Wizard’s propaganda machine flips the narrative — Elphaba spreads terror, they insist, not the regime that brands her “wicked.” Every “Thank Goodness” chant is less gratitude, more group hypnosis.

Listen to the first six notes Glinda sings — it is the contour of “Defying Gravity,” lopped off before resolution, the same fragment she once used on Elphaba (“Can’t I make you understand?”). That fragment itself paraphrases The Wizard of Oz’s “Follow the Yellow Brick Road.” Melody becomes a hall-of-mirrors: each quotation reminds us who is steering whom down which path.

Madame Morrible’s press-office verse spins the pivotal throne-room fiasco: Glinda bows, Elphaba “bursts from concealment,” and Oz crowns a new “Good” witch. Victims? The song names none, but context whispers of the mutilated flying monkeys Elphaba winged at the Wizard’s request. The regime recasts that experiment as unprovoked terror, proof that lies travel faster than broomsticks.

Why does the crowd accept a “Wicked Witch-free day” at face value? Because fear has been farmed deliberately. Keep citizens on edge long enough and they will cheer any promise of calm, no matter how illogical. The refrain’s upward modulations mimic rising cortisol — each key change a spike in communal heartbeat.

Meanwhile Glinda stages a fairy-tale engagement, nudging an irritable Fiyero into public compliance. Her public “we” shrivels to a private “I” once he storms off, exposing the cost of dreams delivered by decree. She crosses bridges she “didn’t know [she] crossed,” losing friend, integrity, maybe love — tolls tallied only after the parade confetti settles.

The lyric brims with coded language. “Vicariously” (rooted in vicar) flags Glinda’s new clergy-like role — a state-appointed moral mascot. “Ballyhoo” pops up as carnival jargon for hype, perfect for a press secretary’s stanza. Even the climactic high-note scream punches through her practiced smile, an audible stress fracture in Oz’s PR façade.

Public Chorus

The citizens chant in clipped minor thirds. Piccolo flurries mimic gossip on the breeze, while low brass growl beneath, hinting at orchestrated menace.

Glinda’s Pageant Verse

Key shifts to radiant major; bells glint, and yet her “couldn’t be happier” mantra circles like a stuck carousel horse, each spin sounding hollower.

Confession Bridge

Orchestra thins to harp arpeggios and solo cello. Glinda counts hidden costs, crossing unseen bridges. A muted horn answers — like the Wizard’s shadow reminding her who scripts the headline.

Similar Songs

Thumbnail: Thank Goodness lyrics video by Kristin Chenoweth & Carole Shelley
A screenshot from the cast-album clip.
  1. “You’ll Be Back” — Hamilton
    Both songs cloak authoritarian messaging in cheerful melody. King George and Glinda each reassure their publics while tightening control; jaunty rhythms sugar-coat the threat.
  2. “Rose’s Turn” — Gypsy
    Glinda’s self-interrogation echoes Mama Rose’s spotlight spiral. Each character boasts, then buckles, watching dreams morph into burdens under footlights.
  3. “No Time at All” — Pippin
    Another Schwartz waltz that masks existential dread with vaudeville charm. Where Berthe preaches carpe diem, Glinda pushes curated joy; both invite the audience to question the sales pitch.

Questions and Answers

Scene from Thank Goodness track by Kristin Chenoweth & Carole Shelley
Glinda waves, Morrible plots, Ozian press flashes.
Was “Thank Goodness” ever issued as a commercial single?
No — the 2003 cast album was marketed as a full package, so individual tracks (including this one) were not pushed to radio or streaming playlists.
Is there an official movie version?
Yes — Ariana Grande’s rendition will appear on Wicked: For Good — The Soundtrack, slated for November 21 2025 release.
What non-English versions exist?
German “Wie Herrlich” (2007 Hamburg cast) and Brazilian Portuguese “Que Dia” (2019 São Paulo revival) adapt the song words to local idiom, preserving internal rhymes.
How does the song’s melody reference earlier numbers?
Glinda’s refrain quotes the first six notes of “Defying Gravity,” but stops short of resolution — a musical hint that her optimism is incomplete.
Which instruments underscore Glinda’s private doubts?
Harp arpeggios and solo cello carry her quieter lines, while muted horns lurk underneath, foreshadowing trouble.

Awards and Chart Positions

The parent album climbed to #33 on the Billboard 200 during the film-fueled streaming surge of 2024 and was certified 4× Platinum by the RIAA on July 9 2025. The recording also holds the 2005 Grammy for Best Musical Show Album.

Fan and Media Reactions

“I’m starting to think Ariana was the only one on set fighting to keep the score intact.” u/LocksmithTiny6822, Reddit
“Like, I wouldn’t complain about hip-hop remixes, but thank the lord they didn’t swap the actual movie track.” u/crazymissdaisy87
“The new trailer drops tomorrow — thank goodness indeed!” @fandango TikTok teaser
“The cast album hitting 4× Platinum proves Oz still sells in 2025.” Broadway News
“Cynthia Erivo admitted she was ‘relieved’ Ariana got the role — that headline alone reads like a cheeky lyric.” People Magazine

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Wicked Lyrics: Song List

  1. Act 1
  2. No One Mourns the Wicked
  3. Dear Old Shiz
  4. The Wizard and I
  5. What Is This Feeling?
  6. Something Bad
  7. Dancing Through Life
  8. Popular
  9. I'm Not That Girl
  10. One Short Day
  11. A Sentimental Man
  12. Defying Gravity
  13. Act 2
  14. Thank Goodness
  15. The Wicked Witch of the East
  16. Wonderful
  17. I'm Not That Girl (Reprise)
  18. As Long as You're Mine
  19. No Good Deed
  20. March of the Witch Hunters
  21. For Good
  22. Finale

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