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Gee, Officer Krupke! Lyrics West Side Story

Gee, Officer Krupke! Lyrics

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ACTION
Dear kindly Sergeant Krupke,
You gotta understand,
It's just our bringin' up-ke
That gets us out of hand.
Our mothers all are junkies,
Our fathers all are drunks.
Golly Moses, natcherly we're punks!

ACTION AND JETS
Gee, Officer Krupke, we're very upset;
We never had the love that ev'ry child oughta get.
We ain't no delinquents,
We're misunderstood.
Deep down inside us there is good!

ACTION
There is good!

ALL
There is good, there is good,
There is untapped good!
Like inside, the worst of us is good!

SNOWBOY: (Spoken) That's a touchin' good story.

ACTION: (Spoken) Lemme tell it to the world!

SNOWBOY: Just tell it to the judge.

ACTION

Dear kindly Judge, your Honor,
My parents treat me rough.
With all their marijuana,
They won't give me a puff.
They didn't wanna have me,
But somehow I was had.
Leapin' lizards! That's why I'm so bad!

DIESEL: (As Judge) Right!

Officer Krupke, you're really a square;
This boy don't need a judge, he needs an analyst's care!
It's just his neurosis that oughta be curbed.
He's psychologic'ly disturbed!

ACTION
I'm disturbed!

JETS
We're disturbed, we're disturbed,
We're the most disturbed,
Like we're psychologic'ly disturbed.

DIESEL: (Spoken, as Judge) In the opinion on this court,
this child is depraved on account he ain't had a normal home.

ACTION: (Spoken) Hey, I'm depraved on account I'm deprived.

DIESEL: So take him to a headshrinker.

ACTION (Sings)
My father is a bastard,
My ma's an S.O.B.
My grandpa's always plastered,
My grandma pushes tea.
My sister wears a mustache,
My brother wears a dress.
Goodness gracious, that's why I'm a mess!

A-RAB: (As Psychiatrist) Yes!
Officer Krupke, you're really a slob.
This boy don't need a doctor, just a good honest job.
Society's played him a terrible trick,
And sociologic'ly he's sick!

ACTION
I am sick!

ALL
We are sick, we are sick,
We are sick, sick, sick,
Like we're sociologically sick!

A-RAB: In my opinion, this child don't need to have his head shrunk at all.
Juvenile delinquency is purely a social disease!

ACTION: Hey, I got a social disease!

A-RAB: So take him to a social worker!

ACTION
Dear kindly social worker,
They say go earn a buck.
Like be a soda jerker,
Which means like be a schumck.
It's not I'm anti-social,
I'm only anti-work.
Gloryosky! That's why I'm a jerk!

BABY JOHN: (As Female Social Worker)
Eek!
Officer Krupke, you've done it again.
This boy don't need a job, he needs a year in the pen.
It ain't just a question of misunderstood;
Deep down inside him, he's no good!

ACTION
I'm no good!

ALL
We're no good, we're no good!
We're no earthly good,
Like the best of us is no damn good!

DIESEL (As Judge)
The trouble is he's crazy.

A-RAB (As Psychiatrist)
The trouble is he drinks.

BABY JOHN (As Female Social Worker)
The trouble is he's lazy.

DIESEL
The trouble is he stinks.

A-RAB
The trouble is he's growing.

BABY JOHN
The trouble is he's grown.

ALL
Krupke, we got troubles of our own!

Gee, Officer Krupke,
We're down on our knees,
'Cause no one wants a fellow with a social disease.
Gee, Officer Krupke,
What are we to do?
Gee, Officer Krupke,
Krup you!

Song Overview

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West Side Story Ensemble is singing the 'Gee, Officer Krupke' lyrics in the music video.

Song Credits

  • Featured Ensemble: Eddie Roll · Grover Dale · Tony Mordente · David Winters · Hank Brunjes & West Side Story Ensemble
  • Producer: Goddard Lieberson
  • Composers: Leonard Bernstein & Stephen Sondheim
  • Orchestrators: Leonard Bernstein · Irwin Kostal · Sid Ramin
  • Release Date: September 29, 1957
  • Album: West Side Story (Original 1957 Broadway Cast Recording) – Track 14
  • Genre: Show Tune · Musical Theatre · Vaudeville Pastiche
  • Length: 4 min 13 sec (stage version)
  • Key Instruments: Brass section, woodwinds, slap-stick percussion, upright bass, tinkling piano, finger-snaps
  • Label: Columbia Masterworks
  • Language: English
  • Mood/Style: Satirical · Comic Relief · Street-corner Doo-wop swagger
  • Copyright © 1957 Sony Music Entertainment · All rights reserved

Song Meaning and Annotations

West Side Story Ensemble performing song Gee, Officer Krupke
Performance in the music video.

Four bars in, the brass lets out a raspberry and the Jets tumble onto the empty street like kids daring each other to steal the moon. What follows is a gleeful mock-trial – half vaudeville routine, half sociology lecture – where the gang lampoons every authority figure who has ever tried to explain them away. Leonard Bernstein’s music bounces between Broadway two-step and corner-store doo-wop, while Stephen Sondheim’s wordplay crackles with gum-popping sarcasm (“Gee, Officer Krupke – Krup you!”). The entire scene lands just after the rumble in West Side Story; the plot is tilting toward tragedy, yet here the kids grab a few naughty minutes to blow off steam.

The emotional arc is deceptively bright: it starts with mock respect for Sergeant Krupke, swerves into therapy-speak, detours through Freudian daddy issues, and ends on a Bronx cheer that would make a censor blush. Beneath the jokes lies a stinging critique of 1950s America, where juvenile delinquency headlines filled newspapers and social workers, judges, and psychiatrists traded explanations like baseball cards. Each verse skewers a different “expert” diagnosis – bad parents, neurosis, poverty – only to shrug it all off because none of it fixes the boys’ reality.

Sondheim once worried that fugitives wouldn’t stop to sing a comedy number. Yet the dissonance is the point: the Jets can’t change their circumstances, so they weaponize humor. Think of it as Greek chorus meets Borscht Belt – a bittersweet grin before the night turns lethal.

Verse 1 – “Dear kindly Sergeant Krupke”

“Our mothers all are junkies / Our fathers all are drunks”

The Jets parody the era’s moral panic: broken homes automatically breed criminals. Bernstein’s music lurches in a clownish oom-pah, underlining the boys’ fake sincerity.

Courtroom Shuffle

“This boy don’t need a judge, he needs an analyst’s care!”

The tempo quickens, mimicking a carnival barker. Therapy jargon spills out, mocking the newfound craze for Freudian explanations on prime-time talk shows.

Psychiatrist Skit

“My father is a bastard / My ma’s an S.O.B.”

Each insult lands on a bright major chord, the musical equivalent of a wink. The naughty-but-PG language pushed 1950s boundaries; radio censors flinched, teens howled.

Social-Worker Finale

“Gee, Officer Krupke — Krup you!”

The pun – “Krup” neatly rhymes with a certain four-letter expletive – lets Broadway sneak a swear onto stage without upsetting the blue-noses. A cymbal crash freezes the joke mid-air before the lights snap black.

Similar Songs

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  1. “Brush Up Your Shakespeare” – Kiss Me, Kate (1948)
    Cole Porter’s backstage clowns offer a cheeky lesson in Elizabethan pick-up lines. Like the Jets, the gangsters parody high-brow authority (in this case, the Bard) to mask street-smart hustle. Both songs juggle patter-lyrics at breakneck speed and let comic relief breathe between dramatic hurdles. The vaudeville DNA is evident, yet Porter’s number leans on witty couplets, whereas Sondheim slings juvenile slang. The shared wink: mischief hides anxiety beneath the tuxedo of rhyme.
  2. “Officer Krupke” (cover) – Stan Kenton Orchestra (1961)
    Kenton’s jazz arrangement removes the words but keeps Bernstein’s angular melody, translating sarcasm into swinging brass stabs. The similarities run deeper than title: both versions expose social commentary through musical satire. Kenton’s blistering trumpets echo the gang’s derision, while syncopated drums underline the restless youth theme. Where the cast recording uses humor, the jazz chart wields irony – protest by trumpet.
  3. “Cell Block Tango” – Chicago (1975)
    Kander & Ebb’s vaudevillian vignette lets female inmates justify murder with dark humor. Much like “Gee, Officer Krupke,” each character performs a mock defense, pointing at societal hypocrisy. The tango pulse replaces Bernstein’s swing, yet both songs flirt with burlesque staging and courtroom satire. Ultimately, each chorus ends in a punchline that invites laughter while indicting the justice system.

Questions and Answers

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Visual effects scene from 'Gee, Officer Krupke'.
Why did Bernstein recycle music from Candide for this tune?
He felt the earlier vaudeville motif carried the right slapstick swagger. Rather than compose anew, he reshaped the melody to fit Sondheim’s gallows-humor sketch, saving rehearsal time and amplifying the show’s musical diversity.
Was the word “Krup” considered profanity?
Broadway insiders knew the wink: “Krup” edges one vowel shy of a famous curse. The Production Code couldn’t censor a fictional name, so the creative team dodged prudish red pens while teens giggled in the balcony.
Did 1950s critics embrace or reject the song’s satire?
Reviews were split. Many hailed the clever lyrics; a few columnists sniffed that the comedy undercut the show’s tragedy. Box-office receipts, however, suggested audiences loved the rebellious detour.
How does the staging enhance the mock-trial concept?
The Jets swap hats and accents at lightning speed – one minute a judge’s gavel, the next a therapist’s clipboard. Minimal props force focus onto the physical comedy, each quick change driving home the theme: institutions blur together, none solving the boys’ plight.
Is “Gee, Officer Krupke” essential to the plot?
Technically, no plot points hinge on it – but dramatically, it’s vital. The song ventilates tension, reveals the Jets’ cynicism, and sharpens the tragedy that follows. Remove it, and the audience never sees how witty, how heartbreakingly young these boys are.

Awards and Chart Positions

While “Gee, Officer Krupke” was never released as a single, the parent LP dominated the Billboard mono album chart, notching 54 consecutive weeks at No. 1 through 1962. The song rode that wave, becoming a signature show-tune and a perennial audition favorite. In 2007, the full cast recording entered the National Recording Registry for its “cultural, historical, and aesthetic significance.”

Fan and Media Reactions

“Still the funniest jab at authority on a Broadway stage. Every rhyme lands like a punchline.” — @StageDoorKid, YouTube
“Had to pause the video because ‘Krup you’ made my grandma choke on popcorn.” — Lily M.
“Bernstein’s brass hits harder than most modern rap beats, change my mind.” — DJ_JazzHands
“As a social worker, I feel lovingly roasted… and weirdly seen.” — Ms. Ramirez
“The rhythm, the cheek, the whistle-stop accents – it’s like the Marx Brothers crashed a turf war.” Playbill feature, 2016

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West Side Story Lyrics: Song List

  1. Act 1
  2. Prologue
  3. Overture
  4. Jet Song
  5. Something's Coming
  6. Dance at the Gym
  7. Maria
  8. Balcony Scene (Tonight)
  9. America
  10. Cool
  11. One Hand, One Heart
  12. Tonight (quintet)
  13. Rumble
  14. Act 2
  15. I Feel Pretty
  16. Somewhere
  17. Gee, Officer Krupke!
  18. Boy Like That/ I Have a Love
  19. Finale

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