Walmartopia Lyrics
Walmartopia
ENSEMBLE:We are one under Wal-Mart
Wal-Mart feeds us all
We were born to consume
From the cradle to the tomb
Never may you fall
Walmartopia
Walmartopia
One nation under Wal-Mart
Wal-Mart makes us breathe
And our minds are at rest
Father Wal-Mart knows what's best
How lucky we are to be in
Walmartopia
Walmartopia
MAN:
Medmart has the bills to pop
When the nightmares just won't stop
STUDENT:
Schoolmart teaches us to shop
How to stock and sweep and mop
MEN:
Newsmart tells us what is real
What to think and how to feel
Smash our enemies all apart
At National Security Mart
ENSEMBLE:
Ah!
(Different people sing the following phrases)
I am Wal-Mart
I am Wal-Mart
I am Wal-Mart
I am Wal-Mart
I am Wal-Mart
I am Wal-Mart
I am Wal-Mart
I am Wal-Mart
(Ensemble sings)
Walmartopia
Walmartopia
Walmartopia
Walmartopia
[Thanks to Garrett for lyrics]