Goin' Back to Hogwarts Lyrics
Goin' Back to Hogwarts
Harry:Underneath these stairs
I hear the sneers and feel glares of
My cousin, my uncle and my aunt.
Can't believe how cruel they are
And it stings my lighting scar
To know that they'll never ever give me what i want.
I know i don't deserve these
Stupid rules made by the dursleys
Here on privet drive.
Can't take all of these muggles,
But despite all of my struggles,
I'm still alive.
Im sick of summer and this waiting around.
Man, its september, and im skipping this town
Hey its no mystery, theres nothing here for me now
I gotta get back to hogwarts,
I gotta get back to school.
Gotta get myself to hogwarts,
Where everybody knows i'm cool.
Back to wizards and witches, and magical beasts,
To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts.
Its all that i love, and it's all that i need.
Hogwarts, hogwarts, i think i'm going back---
I'll see my friends, gonna laugh 'til we cry
Take my firebolt, gonna take to the sky
No way this year anyone's gonna die, and it's gonna be totally awesome
I'll cast some spells, with a flick of my wand
Defeat the dark arts, yeah bring it on!
And do it all with my best friend ron, 'cuz together we're totally awesome
Ron: yeah, and it's gonna be totally awesome!
Dialogue
Ron:
It's been so long, but we're going back
Don't go for work, don't go there for class
Harry:
As long as were together--
Ron:
-- gonna kick some ass
Harry & ron:
... And its gonna be totally awesome!
This year we'll take everybody by storm,
Stay up all night, sneak out of our dorm
Hermione:
But let's not forget that we need to perform well in class
If we want to pass our owls!
Dialogue
Hermione:
I may be frumpy, but i'm super smart
Check out my grades, they're "a's" for a start
What i lack in looks well i make up in heart,
And well guys, yeah, that's totally awesome
This year i plan to study a lot...
Ron:
That would be cool if you were actually hot
Harry:
Hey ron, come on, we're the only friends that she's got!
Ron:
And that's cool...
Hermione:
... And that's totally awesome
Harry, ron, hermione:
Yeah it's so cool, and it's totally awesome!
We're sick of summer and this waiting around
It's like we're sitting in the lost and found
Don't take no sorcery
For anyone to see how...
We gotta get back to hogwarts
We gotta get back to school
We gotta get back to hogwarts
Where everything is magic-cooooool
Everyone:
Back to wizards and witches, and magical beasts
To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts
It's all that i love, and it's all that i need at
Hogwarts, hogwarts
Harry, ron, hermione:
--- i think we're going back...
Song Overview

Personal Review
“Goin’ Back to Hogwarts” kicks the door open like a pep rally for nerds and theatre kids alike, and the lyrics make that rush feel inevitable. I hear a campus-born showtune that runs on inside jokes, quick character beats, and a chorus that wants you loud. My snapshot of the plot: Harry bolts from cramped Privet Drive to the only place that feels like home, dragging us along with a grin. The lyrics double as a map and a punchline, which is why the opener lands every time.
Song Meaning and Annotations

Message first: it’s a homecoming chant where home equals Hogwarts. The style blends brisk musical theatre with pop-friendly hooks. Verse one locks us under the stairs with the Dursleys, then pivots to velocity and sky the second Harry dreams of his Firebolt. That shift - boxed-in to airborne - is the song’s engine.
The emotional arc moves from cramp to camaraderie. Ron barges in on cue, Hermione squares their chaos with study rules, and the trio’s rhythm clicks: prank, plan, proceed. Your annotations map the beats cleanly - the lightning scar sting, Muggle lexicon, Floo Powder, OWLs, even the wizarding grading joke. The lyrics keep teaching, then laughing at the lesson.
Cultural touchpoints land fast. Cho’s gag skewers the way media collapses Asian identities; Cedric’s serenade parodies teen-idol gallantry; Draco’s “Pigfarts” turns into a community meme. The tone is affectionate parody - never mean, often meta.
Production and instrumentation: piano up front, rhythm section snapping the patter, guitars outlining the drive, ensemble stacked for that shoutable hook. It’s written like a modular opener - character entrances sliding into the same chorus until everyone’s in. The result is a party you can sing.
“Underneath these stairs I hear the sneers and feel the glares...”
Annotation pass: cupboard years, petty tyranny, the scar as a danger bell. It’s tidy exposition that earns the sprint to the refrain.
“I gotta get back to Hogwarts... Where everyone thinks I’m cool.”
Thesis line. In canon, fame weighs heavy. Here, the joke lets Harry enjoy it like a schoolyard bit, while the ensemble keeps him grounded.
“Domo arigato... Gung hay fat choy...”
Broad satire, pointed commentary. StarKid shows the problem by overdoing it on purpose, then lets the audience wrestle with the laugh.
Creation history
The show premiered at the University of Michigan in April 2009, hit the internet that summer, and the album arrived digitally on September 9, 2009 with later Bandcamp availability. The opener is sometimes listed as “Gotta Get Back to Hogwarts,” but “Goin’ Back to Hogwarts” is the cast-album title.
Verse Highlights

Verse 1
Harry catalogs grievances in tight lines - stairs, Dursleys, Privet Drive, scar. Short phrases keep it buoyant, not brooding, like an “I want” song that smirks.
Chorus
The refrain - “I gotta get back to Hogwarts” - does triple duty: mission statement, singalong, and world list. Creatures, ghosts, feasts - postcards flick past as the melody sits in a friendly range so a full audience can roar it back.
Bridge and cameos
Ron’s chaos, Hermione’s standards, Draco’s preening - each gets a mini-fanfare that snaps right back into the hook. It’s musical sketch comedy with a unifying punchline.
Key Facts

- Featured: Darren Criss, Joey Richter, Bonnie Gruesen, Lauren Lopez, Dylan Saunders, Devin Lytle, Tyler Brunsman, Jim Povolo, and the ensemble.
- Producer: StarKid Productions.
- Composer: Darren Criss, A.J. Holmes.
- Release Date: September 9, 2009.
- Genre: Showtunes, parody, musical theatre.
- Instruments: piano, bass, drums, guitar; ensemble vocals.
- Label: StarKid Productions.
- Mood: high-spirited, comic, triumphant.
- Length: approximately 9:50 on the cast album.
- Track #: 1 on A Very Potter Musical.
- Language: English.
- Album: A Very Potter Musical cast recording.
- Music style: opener built on patter verses and a rally-chorus.
- Poetic meter: mixed - conversational patter with iambic bursts in the refrain.
- © Copyrights: © 2009 StarKid Productions.
Questions and Answers
- Who wrote the music and lyrics for “Goin’ Back to Hogwarts”?
- Darren Criss and A.J. Holmes share composition and lyric duties.
- When was the cast recording released?
- Digital release landed September 9, 2009, with later Bandcamp availability.
- Is it ever titled “Gotta Get Back to Hogwarts”?
- Yes. Some listings use that phrasing, while the album credits “Goin’ Back to Hogwarts.”
- Has the number been performed outside the original run?
- Regularly - it became a signature live closer and has circulated in tour setlists and reunion shows.
- Where does it sit in the show’s story?
- It opens the musical and returns as a reprise, framing the act like a welcome banner.
Awards and Chart Positions
Not issued as a standalone commercial single, “Goin’ Back to Hogwarts” has no major chart entries of its own. Its impact is reputational - the viral spread of the show, a devoted fan circuit, and frequent live reprises that cemented it as Team StarKid’s calling-card opener.
How to Sing?
Range and placement: keep it speechy in the verses, then open the vowels on “Hogwarts” so the harmony stack blooms without strain. Breath plan: quick sips at line ends, especially before the four-beat “Back to witches and wizards...” list. Tempo sits brisk, so think buoyant consonants and clipped T’s to ride the patter. Ensemble note: baton-pass entrances must sit right on the groove - don’t rush the spoken asides or you’ll step on the downbeat.
Songs Exploring Themes of going back to school and friendship
“Seize the Day” - Newsies. A rallying cry with drumline bounce and block harmonies. Where “Goin’ Back to Hogwarts” uses jokes and school slang, “Seize the Day” runs on solidarity and grit. Both turn crowds into choirs through repeat lines and easy intervals, but the mood shifts from gleeful to resolute.
“We Go Together” - Grease. End-credit joyride. Nonsense rhymes glue the group, the groove stays bouncy, and everyone gets to shout. Stack it next to Team StarKid’s opener and the design is similar - simple hook, friendly range, big vowels - but this one feels like last-day-of-summer, not first-day-back.
“Defying Gravity” - Wicked. Different feel, shared idea: escape. Elphaba climbs through modulations to a high-wire payoff; Harry imagines flight with a Firebolt and his friends. One is solitary and soaring, the other communal and cheeky, yet both sell the sky as freedom.