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Thank God She's Blind Lyrics


Toxie:
She is a flower full of sweet perfume
She steals my breath away when she walks in the room
A woman like that is so hard to find
And oh, oh, thank God she’s blind

What would she do if she could see my face’
Would she love it tender or spray it full of mace
I wish I could get my eyeball back in my eye
When your face looks decayed
It’s hard to get laid
But she thinks I’m one, beautiful guy

I will give her this geranium
And pray she doesn’t touch my cranium
Love isn’t loud at all, it’s soft and kind
Oh, oh thank God she’s blind
Oh, oh thank God she’s blind

Old Lady:
Help me! somebody please help me! help me!

Toxie:
I’m sorry, I can’t get involved. I just promised this girl. I’m sorry.

Old Lady:
But I’m so old!

Toxie:
For crying out loud!

Old Lady:
Thank you!

Toxie:
I see that girl, I see that guy
I see the moon, I see the sky
I see each girl, I see each boy
I see the hope, I see the joy
I see the day, I see the night
I see the love, I see the light
But oh, thank God she’s blind

Last Update: January, 06th 2014

Toxic Avenger, The Lyrics

  1. Who Will Save New Jersey?
  2. Jersey Girl
  3. Get the Geek
  4. Kick Your Ass
  5. My Big French Boyfriend
  6. Thank God She's Blind
  7. Big Green Freak
  8. Choose Me, Oprah!
  9. Hot Toxic Love
  10. The Legend of the Toxic Avenger
  11. Evil is Hot
  12. Bitch/Slut/Liar/Whore
  13. Everybody Dies!
  14. You Tore My Heart Out
  15. All Men Are Freaks
  16. The Chase Lyrics 
  17. Hot Toxic Love (reprise) Lyrics 
  18. A Brand New Day in New Jersey

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