All Men Are Freaks Lyrics – Toxic Avenger, The

Mother Ferd:
It’s a burden every woman shares as she travels down life’s roads
She dreams of meeting her charming prince, but all she meets are toads
It’s been true since the dawn of time, from the Romans to the Greeks
Honey, face it, all men are freaks
Sweetheart, face it, all men are freaks

Sarah:
I’ve had my share of men before, yeah I’ve been in many beds

Mother Ferd:
Hoo-hoo

Sarah:
I’ve felt their lumpy bodies curl and I’ve rubbed all their bald heads
They have things hanging off of them, they have hair on all their cheeks
Sister, you’ve said it, all men are freaks

Mother Ferd, Shaniquah, & Diane:
Find kindness in your female heart
No need to act superior
Men need lots of therapy
Because they were born inferior
So spread a little charity
For every Tom and Dick and Kenny
Somehow all the love can fall
For which they all have many

All:
It’s a burden every woman shares be she mother, wife, or friend
Relation love is no great prize, but still she must pretend

She must feed his ego every day and hear the babble he speaks
Sisters, let’s face it, all men are freaks
Oh, gotta love our freaks

Sarah:
I love my freaky freak

All:
Oh, go find your freak

Sarah:
I would if I could only see

All:
Oh, you go find your freak

Sarah:
Gotta find my, find my freak
Oh, gotta save my
Oh, gonna save my
Oh, my beautiful freak

Last Update: January, 06th 2014