Beauty's Been Decreased (Beauty and the Beast) Lyrics – Spoof Odyssey
Beauty's Been Decreased (Beauty and the Beast) Lyrics
NASAL VOICE:
He he he he he
MALE VOICE:
Beauty and the beast
MRS. POTTS:
Show as old as time
Worn as it can be
Oversized and grand
Then someone is canned
Unexpectedly
Just a little change
Says the Disney Beast
Profit's growing thin
Downsizing is in
Beauty's been decreased
First a missing spoon
Then a fired fork
(Bye bye!)
Then the chorus boys
Are replaced by toys
Even in New York
Pink slips everywhere
No food at the feast
Wigs are all a mess
And they took my dress
Beauty's been decreased
Since we're in the red
Like a shrunken head
Beauty's been decreased
(in an extremely high falsetto)
Beauty's been decreased
[Thanks to Garrett for lyrics]
He he he he he
MALE VOICE:
Beauty and the beast
MRS. POTTS:
Show as old as time
Worn as it can be
Oversized and grand
Then someone is canned
Unexpectedly
Just a little change
Says the Disney Beast
Profit's growing thin
Downsizing is in
Beauty's been decreased
First a missing spoon
Then a fired fork
(Bye bye!)
Then the chorus boys
Are replaced by toys
Even in New York
Pink slips everywhere
No food at the feast
Wigs are all a mess
And they took my dress
Beauty's been decreased
Since we're in the red
Like a shrunken head
Beauty's been decreased
(in an extremely high falsetto)
Beauty's been decreased
[Thanks to Garrett for lyrics]
Spoof Odyssey Lyrics: Song List
- Forbidden Broadway 2001 (Another Op'nin', Another Show)
- Futuristic Stewardess / Usherette (Come Fly With Me)
- Judi Dench (Why Can't the English)
- Trouble in New York City (Trouble)
- The Music Man Revival 2001 (Till There Was You)
- Cole Porter (You're the Top)
- Kiss Me, Kate Revival 2001 (Wunderbar)
- I Hate Ben - Marin Mazzie (I Hate Men)
- Cheryl Ladd in Annie Get Your Gun (There's No Business Like Show Business)
- Miss Saigon Farewell (Why God Why?)
- Saturday Night Fiasco (Stayin' Alive)
- Gwen Verdon & The Fosse Dancers (I'm A Brass Band / Steam Heat)
- Liza Minnelli 2001 / Alan Cumming In Cabaret (Wilkommen)
- Let's Ruin Times Square Again (Let's Do the Time Warp Again)
- Ethyl Merman & Elton John (I've Got Rhythm / Old Fashioned Wedding)
- Beauty's Been Decreased (Beauty and the Beast)
- Being Lupone (Being Alive)
- Sondheim's Blues (Buddy's Blues)
- Streisand's Farewell Tour (Happy Days Are Here Again / Mame)
- Les Miz 2001 (Milord / Stars)
- Aida Amneris Intro / It's Cheesy (Every Story Is A Love Story / Easy As Life)
- Elaborate Sets (Aida Continued) (Elaborate Lives)
- Angela Lansbury (I Don't Want To Know)
- The Full Monty (Let It Go)
- 76 Hit Shows (76 Trombones)
- Bows-Ta-Ta Folks (Another Op'nin', Another Show)
- Joseph and the Amazing High "C" (Any Dream Will Do)
- Forbidden Broadway 2001 (Another Op'nin', Another Show)