I Think I Got You Beat Lyrics — Shrek
I Think I Got You Beat Lyrics
I had nothing in that tower
Fighting boredom by the hour.
Princess lonely
Walking circles
I had only...
Bare essentials
army cot
a hot plate and chamber pot.
And every morning I would boil it.
No choice I had no toilet.
Just a view of devastation
out one window, isolation
in my bedroom
and very little headroom
Twenty years I sat and waited
I'm very dedicated
On the walls the days were added
Luckily those walls were padded
so...
I think I got you beat
I think I got you beat
yeah, yeah yeeeaaahh,
I think I got you beat
I think I got you beat.
SHREK:
(spoken)Oh you think so. That was a sad story but
I've heard better I'm just saying
A for effort thanks for playing
Sad to see a princess suffer
But I had it rougher
Like that time a mob with torchers burned my britches
See the scorches
You're just whiney
I had a flaming hiney
As I fled I had to wonder
If I were torn asunder
Would an ogre go to Heaven
Did I mention I was seven?
So...
I think I got you beat. yeah, yeah, yeah
I think I got you beat.
I think I got you beat.
FIONA:
No warm regards
SHREK:
No Christmas cards
FIONA:
And every day
SHREK:
Was hell on earth day.
FIONA:
(spoken)Okay top this.
I missed my prom
SHREK:
My dad and mom sent me away,
it was my birthday.
FIONA:
(spoken)I was sent away on Christmas Eve. Haha.
FIONA/SHREK:
(repeated lines)
My dad and mom sent me away...
FIONA:
So...
SHREK:
So...
FIONA/SHREK:
I think I got you beat, yeah, yeah, yeah
I think I got you beat, yeah, yeah, yeah
I think I got you beat, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ,yeah
Song Overview

Review and Highlights

Quick summary
- A mid-show comic duet from Shrek: The Musical in which Shrek and Fiona try to out-grim each other’s childhoods until they stumble into chemistry.
- Music by Jeanine Tesori, lyrics by David Lindsay-Abaire; recorded January 12, 2009 at Legacy Studios for the Original Broadway Cast album released March 24, 2009.
- Produced by Tesori with co-producer Peter Hylenski; album issued on Decca Broadway.
- The track sits at a brisk, walkable clip and features a now-famous burp-and-fart riff that plays as a bonding ritual rather than a throwaway gag.
- The cast album topped Billboard’s Top Cast Albums on debut and later turned up in the filmed stage capture released for home media in 2013.
Creation History
By 2009, Broadway had learned how to translate animated franchises without losing bite. Tesori and Lindsay-Abaire solved Shrek by leaning into character voice - especially here, where a duel of hard-luck tales morphs into a courtship. The recording session took place at Legacy Studios on January 12, 2009, with the album reaching stores March 24 under the Decca Broadway imprint. Producer Jeanine Tesori and co-producer Peter Hylenski came at the track from opposite edges of the pit - composer and sound designer - which is why the number feels both orchestrally tidy and sonically playful. You can hear the rhythm section nudging the jokes along while letting the two leads keep a spoken cadence over the groove.
On stage, the piece is a pressure valve. We have watched Fiona’s fairytale patience crack and we have watched Shrek’s defenses harden; this is where the armor clatters to the floor. Critics quickly tagged the duet as the show’s crowd-pleaser - the moment where the production sets aside polish for gleeful bathroom humor and then doubles back to heart. That balance is the point. The crudeness does not undercut the romance; it exposes it.
Highlights and key takeaways
- Top-this structure: The lyric piles up one-upping sad stories until it breaks into laughter. The payoff is not the gags - it is the recognition.
- Comedy in the pocket: The tempo rides close to speech, so punchlines land like dialogue with a backbeat.
- Noise as character: The infamous burp-and-fart exchange is choreographed sound - a musical idea disguised as mischief.
- Duet design: Lines alternate and then lock, which lets the two voices arrive at unison the moment the characters do.
- Cast-album craft: The mix keeps consonants crisp and rhythm dry, so even without visuals the scene reads cleanly.
Song Meaning and Annotations

Plot
Act 2, in the woods. Shrek and Fiona are finally alone long enough to trade biographies. Each thinks they have suffered more. Fiona catalogs years in a tower; Shrek counters with exile and a childhood full of fire and pitchforks. The rhythm tightens into a call-and-response until their competition becomes complicity, switching from trauma brag to a shared laugh. The gross-out coda - burps, then a tactical thunderclap - is not a cheap curtain; it is a handshake in their language. When they pick up the refrain together, the audience can see the couple forming in real time.
Song Meaning
Under the jokes sits a serious engine: solidarity. Both characters learned to perform toughness because the world taught them to. The number lets them keep their armor on and still tell the truth. By phrasing the confessions as a game, the score makes vulnerability safe. The tonal trick is Tesori’s - she binds patter writing to a bright, forward pulse, so even the bleakest lines feel buoyant. Lindsay-Abaire answers with plain words that clip cleanly against the beat. The duet says: we are broken in parallel, therefore we belong.
Annotations
“On the walls, the days were added”
A callback to the earlier trio “I Know It’s Today,” where Fiona counts the passes of time. The wall-tally image turns princess fantasy into prison record and explains why a hopeful optimist has a hard edge.
“Luckily those walls were padded”
The joke lands because “padded walls” carry an asylum connotation in pop culture. The line frames Fiona’s isolation as something that pushes at sanity - cartoon language for a real psychological cost.
“Did I mention I was seven?”
Shrek’s age markers mirror Fiona’s. Both were dispatched in childhood, a neat parallel the show highlights elsewhere. Fans sometimes do the math off Fiona’s “Twenty years I sat and waited,” but what matters here is the rhyme of experience - two kids sent away too soon.
“It was my birthday”
Fiona jokes that her exile fell on Christmas Eve, turning the scene into a warped holiday story. The exact date is less important than the shared wound: milestone days used as bribes to make abandonment sting less.
“My dad and mom sent me away”
Both narratives end the same - parents choose exile for the child’s good, or their own. The symmetry is what flips rivalry into recognition.
[FIONA] “So” - [SHREK] “So”
The music brightens right there. The competition has burned off; they can finish each other’s thoughts without flinching.

Style and feel
The groove is Broadway-forward with pop edges - percussion tapping an even subdivision while guitars and reeds sketch in color. No swing swagger here, just straight-ahead propulsion that keeps the text audible. The duet is written for clarity: brief phrases, clean cadences, tight rests. It is music built to land jokes without stepping on them.
Emotional arc
Start: defensiveness. Middle: combustive tallying. End: laughter and a shared refrain. The burp-and-fart volley is not an interruption; it is the last inch of armor coming off. The two have finally found a register where neither of them has to pretend.
Cultural touchpoints
Shrek’s appeal always included a streak of low-comedy rebellion. Stage critics and sound designers have admitted as much, calling out this duet as the point where the show leans all the way into its earthier instincts. That choice anchors the broader theme - beauty where the world refuses to look - and sells the romance on its own terms.
Key Facts
- Artist: Sutton Foster and Brian D'Arcy James
- Featured: Duet with ensemble interjections in some stagings
- Composer: Jeanine Tesori
- Lyricist: David Lindsay-Abaire
- Producers: Jeanine Tesori - producer; Peter Hylenski - co-producer
- Recording Date: January 12, 2009
- Release Date: March 24, 2009
- Genre: Broadway show tune - comic duet
- Instruments: Pit orchestra with rhythm section, reeds, brass, strings
- Label: Decca Broadway
- Mood: competitive, candid, joyful
- Length: about 4:38
- Track #: 11 on the original Broadway cast album
- Language: English
- Album: Shrek: The Musical - Original Broadway Cast Recording
- Music style: patter-leaning duet over straight, mid-tempo pulse
- Poetic meter: mixed, with conversational iambs and anapests tailored to jokes
Canonical Entities & Relations
- Jeanine Tesori - composed the music.
- David Lindsay-Abaire - wrote the lyrics and the book.
- Jeanine Tesori - produced the cast album.
- Peter Hylenski - co-produced the cast album and designed sound for the show.
- Sutton Foster - originated Princess Fiona on Broadway and sings this duet.
- Brian D'Arcy James - originated Shrek on Broadway and sings this duet.
- Legacy Studios, New York - hosted the January 12, 2009 recording session.
- Decca Broadway - issued the album on March 24, 2009.
Questions and Answers
- Where does the number sit in the show’s arc?
- It is Act 2’s defroster. After separate backstories and snark, this is the first scene where Shrek and Fiona talk as equals and like what they hear.
- Why does it work so well without staging?
- Because the lyric is built like dialogue. On record the ear tracks the story easily - lines are short, cutoffs are crisp, and the band leaves space for punchlines.
- Is the burp-and-fart bit just a gimmick?
- No - it is character logic. Shrek and Fiona speak fluent impolite, so the gag becomes a courtship ritual. The laughter clears the room for sincerity.
- What does the music borrow from pop?
- A dry backbeat, guitar punctuation, and a tempo you could march to. The lines sit in speech range before kicking up to shared highs for the refrain.
- Any notable recordings beyond the album?
- The filmed stage production includes the number. There are also instrumental covers and cast-album variants from international runs.
- How fast is it, and in what key?
- Common references place it near 120 bpm, often cataloged around C sharp minor on the album edition.
- How do the earlier songs feed into this one?
- “I Know It’s Today” seeds Fiona’s wall-marking and pent-up restlessness. “Who I’d Be” gives Shrek his longing for acceptance. This duet connects the dots.
- What does the last chorus change?
- They sing together. The top-this contest becomes a pact, which is exactly what the story needs before the final complications arrive.
- Does the album present a single or charting track from this scene?
- No single for this cut, but the album as a whole debuted high and picked up awards attention.
Awards and Chart Positions
The track itself was not issued as a charting single, but the parent album made noise: the original Broadway cast recording debuted at number 1 on Billboard’s Top Cast Albums and reached the Billboard 200. In awards season, the album drew a Grammy nomination for Best Musical Show Album, while the production collected multiple nominations and a Tony Award for costume design.
| Year | Item | Chart/Award | Peak/Result | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2009 | Original Broadway Cast Recording | Billboard Top Cast Albums | No. 1 (debut) | Decca Broadway release |
| 2009 | Original Broadway Cast Recording | Billboard 200 | Top 100 | Cast album crossover |
| 2010 | Cast album | Grammy Awards | Nominee | Best Musical Show Album |
| 2009 | Shrek: The Musical | Tony Awards | Winner | Best Costume Design - Tim Hatley |
How to Sing I Think I Got You Beat
This piece is a comic two-hander. Treat it like a scene with a backbeat. Keep diction ahead of vibrato, and let breath do the acting. Typical references clock the album cut around 120 bpm in C sharp minor, though productions transpose to taste. The duet comfortably fits a baritone and a mezzo-soprano with mix-friendly money notes rather than extreme belting.
- Key: often cataloged around C sharp minor on the album; stage versions vary.
- Tempo: about 120 bpm - steady, speech-first.
- Range & tessitura: midrange for both roles, with energized mix on the refrain; stamina and breath planning matter more than height.
Step-by-step HowTo
- Tempo - lock the grid: Count in a firm two or four and keep internal eighths running. Comedy collapses if you drift.
- Diction - land the setups: Place hard consonants on the beat. Let vowels ride just enough to carry pitch, not so long that they smother the punchline.
- Breathing - plan the volley: Stagger inhales before list lines and the shared refrain. Silent sniffs work better than big theatricals here.
- Flow - talk then sing: Think dialogue into tune. Shape each one-up verse as spoken story that pops into melody on the rhyme.
- Accents - keep the dialect light: Color words like “ken” or “brae” if your production leans that way, but never at the expense of clarity.
- Ensemble - pass the ball cleanly: Use eye contact and micro-cues on rests so handoffs feel like volley rather than overlap.
- Mic craft - ride dynamics: Stay a touch off-axis for plosives. Step back or turn slightly for the burp-and-fart sequence to keep the capsule clean and the audience laughing with you, not at the PA.
- Pitfalls - avoid the sprint: The temptation is to speed up. Hold the tempo, keep cutoffs together, and trust the rests to do half the comic work.
Practice materials: The OBCR track, the filmed stage capture, and licensed piano-vocal excerpts will get you timing, breath marks, and patter pacing. A metronome at 120 with click in headphones is the best rehearsal partner for the volley sections.
Additional Info
Album and film life: The OBCR dropped March 24, 2009 and quickly hit the top of the cast-albums chart. The show was later filmed and released for home viewing in 2013, preserving this duet’s stage timing for audiences who discovered it off Broadway. That capture helped the song enter family living rooms, where it continues to be a favorite proof that romance can be loud and a little messy.
Sound design lore: The team has joked about auditioning burps and farts in the sound department - a funny detail that reveals the care taken to make the joke land musically. When a laugh depends on rhythm, even the silliest sound becomes part of the score.
International footprints: With the musical’s export to the West End and Spain, the duet traveled in translation as well, sometimes with fresh orchestrations and adjusted keys to suit local casts. Meanwhile, instrumental covers and karaoke versions underline how cleverly the tune encodes its comedy in rhythm and rests, not just lyrics.
Sources: Playbill; BroadwayWorld; Tony Awards; AllMusic; Apple Music; Billboard charts overview; IBDB; Wikipedia; Live Design; New York Theatre Guide; IMDB; Tunebat.
Music video
Shrek Lyrics: Song List
- Act 1
- Overture / Big Bright Beautiful World
- Story of My Life
- The Goodbye Song
- Don't Let Me Go
- I Know It's Today
- What's Up, Duloc?
- Travel Song
- Donkey Pot Pie
- This Is How Dreams Come True
- Who I'd Be
- Act 2
- Morning Person
- I Think I Got You Beat
- The Ballad of Farquaad
- Make a Move
- When Words Fail
- Morning Person (Reprise)
- Build A Wall
- Freak Flag
- Big Bright Beautiful World (Reprise)
- More to the Story
- This is Our Story (Finale)
- I'm a Believer
- Forever