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Hold, Monsters! Lyrics — Pirates of Penzance, The

Hold, Monsters! Lyrics

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Hold Monsters!
Ere your pirate caravanserie proceed
against our wills to wed us all
just bear in mind that we are Wards in Chancery,
And our Father is the major general!

(Samuel)
We'd better fall,
for danger may befall.
Their father is a major general!

(Daughters)
Yes, yes, he is a major general!

(Major-General Stanley)
Yes, yes, I am the major general!

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Pirates of Penzance, The Lyrics: Song List

  1. Act 1
  2. Pour, O Pour the Pirate Sherry
  3. You Are Too Tender-Hearted
  4. When Frederic Was a Little Lad
  5. Oh, Better Far to Live and Die
  6. Oh! False One, You Have Deceived Me
  7. Climbing over Rocky Mountain
  8. Stop, Ladies, Pray!
  9. Oh Is There Not One Maiden Breast?
  10. Oh, Sisters, Deaf To Pity’s Name
  11. Poor Wandering One
  12. What Ought We to Do?
  13. How Beautifully Blue the Sky
  14. Stay, We Must Not Lose Our Senses
  15. Hold, Monsters!
  16. I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General
  17. And Now That I’ve Introduced Myself (Dialogue)
  18. For He Is An Orphan Boy
  19. Oh, Dry the Glistening Tear
  20. Finale Act I
  21. Act 2
  22. Oh, Men of Dark and Dismal Fate
  23. I’m Telling a Terrible Story
  24. Now, Frederic, Let Your Escort Lion-Hearted When the Foeman Bares His Steel
  25. Now for the Pirates' Lair!
  26. When You Had Left Our Pirate Fold
  27. Away, Away! My Heart's on Fire
  28. All Is Prepared / Stay, Frederic, Stay!
  29. No, I'll be brave
  30. When a Felon's Not Engaged in His Employment
  31. A Rollicking Ban of Pirates We
  32. With Cat-Like Tread
  33. Hush, Hush! Not a Word / Sighing Softly to the River
  34. Finale

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