I Shall Scream Lyrics - Oliver!

I Shall Scream Lyrics

I Shall Scream

WIDOW CORNEY

(spoken) You're a cruel man. And a hardhearted man besides.

MR. BUMBLE

(spoken) Hardhearted, Mrs. Corney? Hard? Are you hardhearted, Mrs. Corney?

WIDOW CORNEY

(spoken) Dear me! What a curious question coming from a single man.
What can you want to know
for, Mr. Bumble? Mr. Bumble, I shall scream!

MR. BUMBLE

No you wouldn't, heigh ho.
If I wanted something special,
Then you couldn't say "no".
Did I nearly catch you smiling?
Yes I did. And it's beguiling.
If you hand is close, I'll press it.
Yes, you like it -- come confess it!
Yes, you do...

WIDOW CORNEY

No, I don't.

MR. BUBLE

Yes, you do!

WIDOW CORNEY

I shall scream! I shall scream!
'Til they hasten to my rescue, I shall scream.

MR. BUMBLE

Since there's nobody that's near us
Who cold see us. or could hear us?
If you ask you can I kiss you
Say what will my pretty miss do?

WIDOW CORNEY

I shall scream, scream, scream!

MR. BUMBLE

If I pinch you one pinch --
From you shy protective shell
Can I un-inch you one inch?
Will my blinthesome, buxum beauty
Let her suitor do his duty?
Tho' his lap ain't very large, dear
Sit upon it -- There's no charge, dear.
Will you sit?

WIDOW CORNEY

No, I shan't

MR. BUMBLE

Will you sit?

WIDOW BUMBLE

I shall scream! I shall scream!
For the safety of my virtue I shall sream
Tho' your knee is rather cosy,
See my cheeks are getting rosy.
You would have me in your power.
If I sat here for an hour...

MR. BUMBLE

I shall scream, scream, scream!

WIDOW CORNEY

You're a naughty bad man.
If you think I can't be proper,
Prim and haughty -- I can
And you'll pardon if I mention
You must state your true intention.

MR. BUMBLE

Is there not another room here?

WIDOW CORNEY

No!

MR. BUMBLE

If there would be a bride and groom here --- would there be?

WIDOW CORNEY

Well there might.

MR. BUMBLE

We shall see.

WIDOW CORNEY

I shall scream! I shall scream!
At the thought of what you're thinking, I shall scream!

MR. BUMBLE

You will wonder where the scream went
When we come to an agreement
As my lovey-dovey is chubby
Could she love a chubby hubby?

WIDOW CORNEY

I shall scream, Mr. Bumble!
I shall scream, Bumble-Wumble!
I shall scream, scream, scream!


Song Overview

“I Shall Scream!” is the show’s coy negotiation scene. In the workhouse parlour, Mr. Bumble turns charm into pressure while Widow Corney parries with propriety. Lionel Bart writes it as a music-hall flirt duet - a soft-shoe of insinuation where each tease bumps the plot toward Oliver’s sale and the undertaker episode.

Review and Highlights

I first learned this number as a lesson in subtext. Bumble flatters, bargains, and keeps nudging the boundary; Corney plays at shock while inching closer. The melody glides rather than belts, with gentle two-step motion and patter bursts that let jokes land on the rhyme. It’s light on the ear, sharp on character.

Highlights

  • Character chess: flirtation as leverage - Bumble advances, Corney retreats, repeat.
  • Music-hall DNA: patter lines, winked innuendo, and orchestral asides that behave like rimshots.
  • Dramatic function: it resets the tone after the canteen chaos and sets up the street sale that follows.

Creation History

Written by Lionel Bart for the 1960 stage score, the duet appears on the Original London Cast album and on the Broadway cast recording. The 1968 film trims it - the sequence is replaced with straight dialogue, which tightens the first act but removes a key beat of Bumble-and-Corney dynamics.

Song Meaning and Annotations

Plot

Bumble visits Corney to decide Oliver’s fate. Tea turns into testing - compliments, hints, a seat on the knee offered with a smile that isn’t quite optional. Corney answers with propriety and mock alarm, her repeated “I shall scream” promising scandal more than refusal. By scene’s end they’ve struck a rapport strong enough to move Oliver along like paperwork.

Song Meaning

It’s a study in respectability theater. The surface is comic - the hook is a threat to cause a fuss - but underneath you hear two parish officials negotiating power, appetite, and class decorum. The song’s message lands in the tension between public virtue and private leverage. Mood shifts from playful to predatory and back, and that oscillation is the point: in this world, rules are elastic if you smile while bending them.

Style and rhythm

Think music-hall two-step with patter interludes. Woodwinds and strings carry the wink, while the harmony stays diatonic and tidy so the actors can shade the innuendo in speech-song.

Emotional arc

Opens arch, grows more brazen as Bumble tests boundaries, then resets to prim as Corney reasserts control. The laugh keeps you complicit until you notice what’s being bargained.

Cultural touchpoints

Victorian manners meet popular theatre. The duet borrows the cadence of comic turns you’d hear in halls and revues, and it weaponizes etiquette - a familiar British trick - to mask a transactional scene.

Key Facts

  • Artist: Oliver (Musical Cast Recording)
  • Featured: Mr. Bumble and Widow Corney - on notable recordings: Paul Whitsun-Jones & Hope Jackman (Original London Cast, 1960); Willoughby Goddard & Hope Jackman (Original Broadway Cast, 1963); Jenny Galloway & James Saxon (1994 London Palladium)
  • Composer/Lyricist: Lionel Bart
  • First recording appearance: Original London Cast album, 1960
  • Length: ~2:48 on the Original London Cast album
  • Genre: musical theatre - music-hall patter duet
  • Mood: flirtatious, arch, sly
  • Instruments: pit orchestra with prominent woodwinds, strings, light percussion
  • Track #: 3 on several stage cast albums
  • Language: English
  • Label examples: Decca for the 1960 OLC; Columbia/Colgems issued the 1968 film soundtrack
  • Film note: omitted from the 1968 movie, which uses dialogue in its place

Questions and Answers

Where does the duet sit in the show?
Act 1, immediately after “Oliver!” and just before “Boy For Sale” - it bridges the canteen scene to Oliver’s sale.
Why was it cut from the 1968 film?
The film streamlines Act 1; replacing the song with dialogue keeps momentum while centering Harry Secombe’s later street-cry scene.
Did the piece chart as a single?
No - but the Original London Cast album reached the UK Top 5 and stayed on the chart for months.
Who sings it on major recordings?
1960 London: Hope Jackman with Paul Whitsun-Jones. 1963 Broadway: Hope Jackman with Willoughby Goddard. 1994 London: Jenny Galloway with James Saxon.
What makes the music tick?
Patter-writing over a gentle two-step, with rests that act like comic beats - timing is everything.

Awards and Chart Positions

Original London Cast album UK Albums Chart peak 4; long multi-month run - according to the Official Charts Company
1968 film context Movie won Best Picture and Best Adaptation Score, among others; the duet is not in the film version

How to Sing I Shall Scream!

  • Voice types: Bumble sits best in a warm baritone; Corney often cast mezzo-soprano with crisp diction.
  • Tempo & feel: moderate two-step. Keep the pulse relaxed so the patter can breathe.
  • Phrasing: aim for speech-song - land rhyme words cleanly, leave a micro-pause before the title hook so the laugh has space.
  • Acting beats: map three gears - prim banter, playful testing, near-scandal. Show the toggle rather than a straight line.
  • Ensemble balance: leave room for asides - the orchestra throws little winks; don’t sing over the rimshots.

Additional Info

  • Stage recordings to hear: Original London Cast 1960; Original Broadway Cast 1963; London Palladium revival 1994; recent Chichester Festival Theatre recording features Katy Secombe with Oscar Conlon-Morrey.
  • The number often survives intact in stage revivals even though the 1968 film omits it - a small reminder that comedy can carry plot weight.
  • Context note: the London cast album’s success helped codify the show’s running order for later productions - a detail chart historians love to point out.
  • Awards halo: the film’s Oscar run kept the score in public ear for decades, even when individual stage-only songs like this one didn’t ride the movie’s soundtrack wave.


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