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The Cat And The Moon Lyrics

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[FRODO]
There's an inn of old renown
Where they brew a beer so brown
Moon came rolling down the hill
One Hevensday night to drink his fill.

[FRODO/MERRY]
On a three-stringed fiddle there
Played the Ostler's cat so fair
The hornéd Cow that night was seen
To dance a jig upon the green.

Called by the fiddle to the
Middle of the muddle where the
Cow with a caper sent the
Small dog squealing.
Moon in a fuddle went to
Huddle by the griddle but he
Slipped in a puddle and the
World went reeling.

Downsides went up- hey!
Outsides went wide.
As the fiddle
Played a twiddle
And the Moon slept till Sterrenday.
Upsides went west- hey!
Broadsides went boom.
With a twiddle on the fiddle
In the middle by the griddle
And the Moon slept till Sterrenday.


[FRODO]
Dish from off the dresser pranced,
Found a spoon and gaily danced.

[PIPPIN]
Horses neighed and champed their bits
For the bloodshot Moon had lost his wits.

[MERRY]
Well, cow jumped over, Dog barked wild,
Moon lay prone and sweetly smiled.

[SAM]
Ostler cried, "Play faster, Cat!

[ALL]
Because we all want to dance like that."

[FRODO/PIPPIN]
Gambol and totter till you're
Hotter than a hatter and you
Spin all akimbo
Like a windmill flailing.
Whirl with a clatter till you
Scatter every cotter and the
Strings start a-pinging as the
World goes sailing.

[ALL HOBBITS]
Downsides go up- hey!
Outsides go wide.
You can clatter
With your platter
But the Moon slept till Sterrenday.
Upsides go west- hey!
Broadsides go boom.
With a batter and a clatter
You can shatter every platter
But the Moon slept till Sterrenday.

Fi-fo-fiddle-diddle
Fi-fo-fiddle-diddle
Hey-yey-yey-yey-oh-ho
Hey-yey-yey-yey-oh-ho
Hey-hey-din-gen-do
Hey-hey-din-geli-do
Hoo-rye-and-hott-a-cott-a ho
Hoo-rye-and-hott-a-cott-a ho ho
Hott-a-cott-a-hotta-ko
Hott-a-cott-a-ko-cott-a-ko-ho
Fi-fo-fiddle-diddle-hi-ho
Fi-fo-fiddle-diddle-hi-ho
Ho fiddlee-ding-galli-do
Ho fiddlee-ding-galli-do
Hoo-rye-hoo-rye oops-oops- ay!
Hoo-rye-hoo-rye oops-oops- ay!
Hotta-cotta-hotta-cotta-mi-fo-fo
Hotta-cotta-hotta-cotta-mi-fo-fo
Hotta-cotta-hotta-cotta-hotta-cotta-mi-fo-fo!

Downsides go up- hey!
Outsides go wide.
With a twiddle on the fiddle
In the middle by the griddle
And the Moon slept till Sterrenday.
Upsides go west- hey!
Broadsides go boom.
With a batter and a clatter
You can shatter every platter
But the Moon slept till Sterrenday.

Song Overview

The Cat and the Moon is the Prancing Pony blowout on the Original London Production cast album - a barroom jig where hobbits kick up sawdust, crockery rattles, and the tune practically winks at you. The trio of A.R. Rahman, Värttinä, and Christopher Nightingale wrote it to feel old and rowdy but theatre-clean, and it does: a pub song with footlights. It also nods to Tolkien’s own “Man in the Moon” poem, so the number lands as diegetic fun and lore drop at once.

The Cat and the Moon lyrics by Lord of the Rings Musical
Hobbits let the room spin - the cast tears into the pub tune with a grin.

Review & Highlights

Scene from The Cat and the Moon by Lord of the Rings Musical
Scene from 'The Cat and the Moon'.

Intro. Looking for the album’s first big “we’re out of the Shire” party? This is it. The lyrics are playful, packed with Shire calendar slang and kitchen-shelf chaos. On record it runs lean and quick, and on stage it’s choreographed mayhem that stops on a dime when the plot turns serious.

Song review. The groove rides a jig-like lilt, with fiddly ornaments and call-and-response bursts. You can hear Värttinä’s folk color inside Nightingale’s crisp theatrical frame, while Rahman’s melody sense keeps it singable. If you’ve got a soft spot for pub reels and table-thumping refrains, welcome home.

Full plot (in-song). Frodo kicks off the tall tale at the inn where “they brew a beer so brown.” The room fills with animal shenanigans, crockery dances, and tongue-twister refrains. Pippin, Merry, and Sam pile in, each topping the last, until the band’s whirl becomes cover for the story’s first real rupture - in many stagings, Frodo’s sudden slip into the Ring’s shadow snaps the music to silence. It’s party-as-plot-device.

Creation History

The London cast album arrived in 2008, capturing Theatre Royal, Drury Lane. The project credits are unusual for a musical: music by A.R. Rahman with Värttinä and Christopher Nightingale, book and lyrics by Shaun McKenna and Matthew Warchus. The number itself is adapted from Tolkien’s “The Man in the Moon Stayed Up Too Late,” the Prancing Pony poem that Bilbo popularizes in the legendarium.

Verse 1

Frodo sets the scene like a pub storyteller - plain images, quick rhymes, and a tune that invites clapping on two and four.

Chorus

The band flips the room: “downsides go up” and so on - nonsense that scans because the rhythm does the heavy lifting.

Exchange/Bridge

Each hobbit gets a comic tag - dish prancing, horses snorting - while the fiddle line keeps daring the dancers to go faster.

Final Build

The last refrain rattles the crockery one more time, then, depending on staging, the smile drops and the story’s darker gear engages.

  • Key takeaway 1: It’s diegetic - a song the characters would actually sing in a pub.
  • Key takeaway 2: Folk energy plus tight stagecraft makes the chaos readable.
  • Key takeaway 3: The number plants lore seeds while loosening the audience up.

Song Meaning and Annotations

Lord of the Rings Musical performing The Cat and the Moon
Performance in the music video.

The lyric is a playful refit of Tolkien’s inn poem, tailored for a stage crowd.

“This is a changed version of the song Frodo sang for the patrons of The Prancing Pony in the first book.”
That framing is why it reads silly and still feels canonical - the musical leans into a known fireside favorite and lets the ensemble own it.

Shire-calendar words anchor the silliness to real-world rules of Middle-earth.

“Hevnsday is a day in the middle of the Hobbits’ week, roughly analogous to Wednesday.”
Hearing the term in a chorus makes the room feel local rather than generic fantasy tavern.

Likewise, “ostler” isn’t just flavor text - it’s jobsite detail.

“An Ostler is a person whose job it is to look after the horses of guests at an inn.”
That one noun pulls the stable into the song’s frame, which is why the whole inn seems to start dancing.

And “Sterrenday” (often rendered Sterday) keeps the punchlines on Shire time rather than ours.

“Sterrenday is a day of the Hobbits’ weekend, roughly analogous to Saturday.”
In other words, the punch bowl and the calendar align - it’s a party day on purpose.

Musically, the piece fuses folk dance idioms with musical theatre drive.

“Irish Hobbit dance!”
That’s tongue-in-cheek, sure, but the point stands: the kinetic feel is jig-forward, with room for stomp and shout.

Staging in recent revivals keeps the number joyous but pointed.

“A jaunty jig sung and danced by the whole ensemble in the Prancing Pony.”
Directors then snap to stillness when the Ring intrudes, letting the party crash do narrative work.

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Picture from 'The Cat and the Moon' video.
Message and themes

The song celebrates ordinary delight - ale, fiddles, friendly chaos - as a communal shield. It’s Middle-earth’s reminder that joy is part of courage, not the absence of threat.

Emotional arc

It starts merry, gets manic, and then lands on a knife-edge when the plot pivots. Laugh first, hush second.

Production and instrumentation

Expect acoustic muscle: fiddles, plucked strings, hand percussion, even onstage playing in newer productions. Värttinä’s background in bouzouki and nyckelharpa colors the palette, while Nightingale’s orchestration keeps the lines tidy.

Language, idioms, symbols

Crockery that dances, cows that caper, a moon that’s tipsy - it’s nursery-rhyme logic. That kid-energy is strategic: nonsense gives the crowd permission to breathe between chases and Nazgûl sightings.

Key Facts

  • Artist: A.R. Rahman, Värttinä, Christopher Nightingale (Original London Production cast recording)
  • Lyricists: Shaun McKenna, Matthew Warchus
  • Composer team: A.R. Rahman, Värttinä, Christopher Nightingale
  • Release Date: March 11, 2008 (album; regional variations exist)
  • Label/Publisher: Kevin Wallace Music
  • Album: The Lord of the Rings - Original London Production (track 4)
  • Length: 3:55
  • Genre / Style: Musical theatre with folk-dance energy
  • Instruments: fiddle, acoustic rhythm section, folk plucked strings; expanded orchestral backing on album
  • Language: English
  • Mood: boisterous, cheeky, communal
  • Music style, poetic meter: jig-like pulse; patter-friendly rhyme
  • © Copyrights: © 2008 Kevin Wallace Music; phonographic © 2008 Kevin Wallace Music

Questions and Answers

Is this a direct lift from Tolkien’s poem?
No - it’s an adaptation that borrows the premise and some imagery, reshaped for a stage ensemble and a tight runtime.
Where does it sit in the show?
Act I at the Prancing Pony, just before a sharp plot turn when Frodo’s Ring complicates the party.
Was it ever released as a single?
There’s no evidence of a standalone single release; it appears as part of the 2008 London cast album.
Do revivals stage it differently?
Yes - recent versions lean into actor-musicianship and keep the jig feel, then cut the sound hard to spotlight the Ring beat.
Why the Shire weekday words?
They lock the nonsense into Middle-earth’s calendar, which makes the joke feel native rather than generic tavern patter.

Awards and Chart Positions

The number sits on an Olivier-nominated production’s album. The West End staging drew multiple 2008 Olivier nods in design categories, even as the show itself split critics. The cast album’s track listings confirm the tune as track 4; no notable chart entries are documented for this individual track.

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Lord of the Rings Lyrics: Song List

  1. Act 1
  2. Prologue ('Lasto I Lamath')
  3. Springle Ring
  4. The Road Goes On
  5. Saruman
  6. The Cat And The Moon
  7. Flight To The Ford
  8. The Song Of Hope
  9. Star Of Ea'rendil
  10. Lament For Moria
  11. Act 2
  12. The Golden Wood
  13. Lothlorien
  14. The Siege Of The City Of Kings
  15. Now And For Always
  16. Gollum/Sme'agol
  17. Act 3
  18. The Song Of Hope (Duet)
  19. Wonder
  20. The Final Battle
  21. City of Kings
  22. Epilogue (Farewells)
  23. Finale

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