That's What's Gonna Happen lyrics
That's What's Gonna Happen
JEFF
The two of us, we`ll start off caring
All about this life we`re sharing
You and I
We`ll be high
Upon the fumes of luh-uh-ove
You`ll laugh at my jokes
We`ll be as sweet as two cherry cokes
And that`s, that`s what`s gonna happen
DIANA
Sounds wounderful
JEFF
Then I`ll take you out to dinner
All the while my wallets thinner
And I`ll yell
Where the hell
Did all my money go-oh-oh
But I`ll put off everything
So I can save for a three-karat ring
And that`s, that`s what`s gonna happen
DIANA
I don`t care about stuff like that`
JEFF
And I`ll be sure
That`s what I`m for
Cause you bring me a joy
I can`t buy or sell
But one night you`ll ask
`Do you still love me`
Cause sometimes I can`t quite tell!`
DIANA
And how do you know`
JEFF
So then I`m caught in this quandary
Cause I touched your dirty laundry
But that stuff
Is not enough
For you to know I care-air-air
Inside I`ll blow like a bomb
But outside, outside I`ll stay calm
And that`s, that`s what`s gonna happen
DIANA
Well, maybe if you opened up more`
AUSTEN AND MALE
But then one fateful day
JEFF
Thanks guys [`]
AUSTEN AND MALE
He`ll try to walk away
JEFF
That`s right
AUSTEN AND MALE
Despite
JEFF
My best givings
MALE
Second thoughts
JEFF
And fear-
JEFF, AUSTEN, MALE
Ear-ears
AUSTEN AND MALE
Then he`ll claim
JEFF
It`s me not you
MALE
Though we all know that that`s not true
(Diana giggles)
JEFF
Then you`ll look at me and burst into tears
To your
JEFF, AUSTEN, MALE
Surprise
JEFF
I`ll stop and listen
Cause no guy
Wants to make a girl cry
MALE [`]
Boo-
AUSTEN [`]
Hoo
JEFF
But then you`ll cry every day
I`ll pretend it`s a phase
And then I'll freak out and end it
MALE
Aw
JEFF
Sadly that`s how this all ends
You will go and tell all your friends
JEFF, AUSTEN, MALE
I must be gay
JEFF
To
JEFF, AUSTEN, MALE
Walk away
JEFF
From a perfect girl like you
Now your friends all hate me too
But I just did what all men do
AUSTEN AND MALE
That`s true
JEFF
And that`s, that`s what`s gonna happen
MALE
It`ll fuck everything up.
JEFF
Now I`m broke and feel betrayed
AUSTEN AND MALE
And he`s not even getting laid
JEFF
That sucks
And that`s, that`s what`s gonna happen
AUSTEN [`]
Come on Jeff. Bring us home.
JEFF
I know our relationship`s illusive
But, it is better than being exclusive
JEFF, AUSTEN, MALE
And that`s, that`s what`s gonna happen
Gonna happen, yeah
Last Update: June, 10th 2013