That's What's Gonna Happen lyrics

- I Love You Because

That's What's Gonna Happen lyrics

That's What's Gonna Happen

JEFF
The two of us, we`ll start off caring
All about this life we`re sharing
You and I
We`ll be high
Upon the fumes of luh-uh-ove
You`ll laugh at my jokes
We`ll be as sweet as two cherry cokes
And that`s, that`s what`s gonna happen

DIANA
Sounds wounderful

JEFF
Then I`ll take you out to dinner
All the while my wallets thinner
And I`ll yell
Where the hell
Did all my money go-oh-oh
But I`ll put off everything
So I can save for a three-karat ring
And that`s, that`s what`s gonna happen

DIANA
I don`t care about stuff like that`

JEFF
And I`ll be sure
That`s what I`m for
Cause you bring me a joy
I can`t buy or sell
But one night you`ll ask
`Do you still love me`
Cause sometimes I can`t quite tell!`

DIANA
And how do you know`

JEFF
So then I`m caught in this quandary
Cause I touched your dirty laundry
But that stuff
Is not enough
For you to know I care-air-air
Inside I`ll blow like a bomb
But outside, outside I`ll stay calm
And that`s, that`s what`s gonna happen

DIANA
Well, maybe if you opened up more`

AUSTEN AND MALE
But then one fateful day

JEFF
Thanks guys [`]

AUSTEN AND MALE
He`ll try to walk away

JEFF
That`s right

AUSTEN AND MALE
Despite

JEFF
My best givings

MALE
Second thoughts

JEFF
And fear-

JEFF, AUSTEN, MALE
Ear-ears

AUSTEN AND MALE
Then he`ll claim

JEFF
It`s me not you

MALE
Though we all know that that`s not true

(Diana giggles)

JEFF
Then you`ll look at me and burst into tears
To your

JEFF, AUSTEN, MALE
Surprise

JEFF
I`ll stop and listen
Cause no guy
Wants to make a girl cry

MALE [`]
Boo-

AUSTEN [`]
Hoo

JEFF
But then you`ll cry every day
I`ll pretend it`s a phase
And then I'll freak out and end it

MALE
Aw

JEFF
Sadly that`s how this all ends
You will go and tell all your friends

JEFF, AUSTEN, MALE
I must be gay

JEFF
To

JEFF, AUSTEN, MALE
Walk away

JEFF
From a perfect girl like you
Now your friends all hate me too
But I just did what all men do

AUSTEN AND MALE
That`s true

JEFF
And that`s, that`s what`s gonna happen

MALE
It`ll fuck everything up.

JEFF
Now I`m broke and feel betrayed

AUSTEN AND MALE
And he`s not even getting laid

JEFF
That sucks
And that`s, that`s what`s gonna happen

AUSTEN [`]
Come on Jeff. Bring us home.

JEFF
I know our relationship`s illusive
But, it is better than being exclusive

JEFF, AUSTEN, MALE
And that`s, that`s what`s gonna happen
Gonna happen, yeah


Last Update: June, 10th 2013


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