I Slept With Someone (Who Handled Kurt Cobain's Intervention) Lyrics – High Fidelity

Laura:
I slept with someone who handled
Kurt Cobain's intervention.
He taught me all these tantric moves
And he's really good at frenchin'!
He's vibrant and creative
And makes salads that have flowers.
He slathers me in oils and massages me for hours...
and hours...and hours.

He's caring and supportive,
And gives me his full attention.
I slept with someone
Who handled a dead rock star's intervention.

Finally, a grown-up
Who always pays his bills.
He's got insurance, self-assurance, marketable skills.
He's not like all the others,
Only one thing on the brain
But if I had my druthers
...I'd have slept with Kurt Cobain.

I slept with someone who handled
Kurt Cobain's intervention.
A fact which all too often,
he's all too glad to mention.

And what is there to brag about?
I wouldn't go and shout it
Cause it really didn't go so well
When you thjink about it

But I won't think about it
Or why my jaw keeps clenchin'
Or the fact that when he's mounting me
I feel this mountain tension!

I slept with someone who handled
Kurt Cobain's intervention.
Last Update: June, 14th 2014