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If Momma Was Married Lyrics

Sandra Church & Lane Bradbury
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LOUISE:
(Spoken)I wish Momma would marry a plain man so we could all be together...
(Sung)If Momma was married
We'd live in a house
As private as private can be
Just Momma, three ducks, five canaries,
A mouse, two monkeys, one father, six turtles
And me...
If Momma was married

JUNE:
If Momma was married....
If Momma was married
I'd jump in the air
And give all my toe shoes to you
I'd get all those hair ribbons
Out of my hair
And once and for all
I'd get Momma out too...
If Momma was married

BOTH:
Momma! Get out your white dress!

LOUISE:
You've done it before

JUNE:
Without much success!

BOTH:

Momma, God speed and God bless
We're not keeping score
What's one more or less
Oh, Momma, say "Yes"
And waltz down the hall
While you may

LOUISE:
I'll gladly support you
I'll even escort you...

JUNE:
And I'd gladly give you away

BOTH:
Oh, Momma, get married today!

JUNE:
If Momma was married there wouldn't be anymore:
"Let me entertain you, let me make you smile!
I would do some kicks!"

LOUISE:"I would do some tricks!"

JUNE:
Sing out, Louise!

LOUISE
Smile, baby!
Momma, please take our advice
We aren't The Lunts

JUNE:I'm not Fanny Brice

BOTH:
Momma, we'll buy you the rice
If only this once
You wouldn't think twice
It could be so nice
If Momma got married to stay

LOUISE:
But Momma gets married

JUNE:
And...

LOUISE:
Married

JUNE:
And...

LOUISE:
Married

BOTH:
And never gets carried away
Oh, Momma...
Oh, Momma...
Oh, Momma...
Get married today!

Song Overview

If Momma Was Married lyrics by Sandra Church & Lane Bradbury
Sandra Church & Lane Bradbury are singing the 'If Momma Was Married' lyrics in the music video.

Personal Review

In If Momma Was Married, the playful lyrics capture a child’s hopeful fantasy of a stable home, set against a lilting waltz in 3/4 time that feels both whimsical and wistful. I love how the song’s buoyant melody undercuts the deeper longing in the words “If Momma was married, we'd live in a house as private as private can be,” making the fantasy both charming and achingly sincere. The duet between Louise and June layers two distinct emotional voices: one upbeat, one yearning, yet they merge into a single plea for normality. It’s a snapshot of the musical’s broader theme—familial love tangled with the grit of show business.

Song Meaning and Annotations

Sandra Church & Lane Bradbury performing If Momma Was Married
Performance in the music video.

Written by Jule Styne and Stephen Sondheim for the original 1959 Broadway production, “If Momma Was Married” captures June and Louise’s yearning for a “normal” life beyond the relentless vaudeville circuit .

Anchored in a graceful waltz rhythm, the song blends the conventions of a show tune with light pop sensibilities. Its 3/4 time signature gives a dance-hall air while underscoring the children’s hopeful daydream.

The emotional arc is immediate: playful opening lines segue into a more tender plea as June sings

If Momma was married I'd jump in the air And give all my toe shoes to you…
, reflecting the tension between youthful whimsy and heartfelt desire.

On a historical note, the song premiered April 13, 1959, in try-out performances before Broadway, with Sandra Church as Louise and Lane Bradbury as June . This casting choice—two rising talents—gave the duet a fresh, authentic warmth.

A notable Spanish adaptation, “Si Mami se Casa,” was included in the 1998 Mexico City revival featuring Alejandra Guzmán and Maru Dueñas, translating the duet’s yearning into a Latin theater tradition .

The 1962 Warner Bros. film adaptation retitled it “If Mama Was Married,” performed live on screen by Ann Jillian (June) and Natalie Wood (Louise), a rare case of on-set vocal performance rather than lip-sync .

Though the song itself wasn’t released as a hit single, it lives on as part of the Grammy Award–winning Original Broadway Cast Album, which took home Best Musical Theater Album in 1960 and was selected for the Library of Congress’s National Recording Registry in 2010 .

Verse Highlights

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Verse 1

The opening verse sets the scene with a child’s imagination:

If Momma was married, we'd live in a house As private as private can be…
The enumeration of animals and the tongue-twister rhythm in “three ducks, five canaries, a mouse, two monkeys” evokes a playful listing that highlights the girls’ youthful innocence.

Chorus

Both voices unite in an earnest refrain:

Momma, please take our advice! We aren't the Lunts, I'm not Fanny Brice. Momma, we'll buy you the rice…
Here, cultural references to theater icons underscore the characters’ show-business savvy even as they dream of domestic simplicity.


Key Facts

Scene from If Momma Was Married by Sandra Church & Lane Bradbury
Scene from 'If Momma Was Married'.
  • Featured: Sandra Church & Lane Bradbury
  • Producer: Goddard Lieberson
  • Composer: Jule Styne
  • Lyricist: Stephen Sondheim
  • Release Date: 1959
  • Genre: Musical theatre; show tune
  • Instruments: Piano, strings, woodwinds, light brass
  • Label: Columbia Records
  • Mood: Whimsical, yearning
  • Length: approx. 2 min 50 sec
  • Track #: 10
  • Language: English
  • Album: Gypsy (Original Broadway Cast Recording)
  • Music style: Waltz (3/4 time)
  • Poetic meter: Trochaic
  • © 1959 Williamson Music Company; ? 1959 Columbia Records

Songs Exploring Themes of Family and Longing

While “If Momma Was Married” uses theatrical whimsy to explore the pull of home, Harry Chapin’s “Cat’s in the Cradle” delivers a folk-rock narrative on the distance between parent and child. Chapin’s sparse guitar and gently rising melody underline lyrics like “My boy was just like me,” tracing a bittersweet cycle of absence and regret

Meanwhile, Burt Bacharach and Hal David’s ballad “A House Is Not a Home,” recorded by Dionne Warwick, casts a slow, soulful light on solitude. Warwick’s soaring vocal tremolo in lines like “A house is not a home when there’s no one there to hold you tight” intensifies the ache of an empty home

In contrast, Michael Bublé’s 2005 hit “Home” pairs modern pop-jazz warmth with nostalgic lyrics—“Another town, another train”—and a steady 4/4 beat that makes the longing immediately relatable. Bublé’s rich baritone and simple piano arrangement give this anthem a universal sense of yearning for familiar arms

Questions and Answers

Who produced “If Momma Was Married”?
It was produced by Goddard Lieberson.
When was it first performed?
The duet premiered during try-out performances on April 13, 1959.
Who wrote the song?
Music by Jule Styne and lyrics by Stephen Sondheim.
Has it been adapted into other languages?
Yes—a Spanish version, “Si Mami se Casa,” was recorded by Alejandra Guzmán & Maru Dueñas in 1998.
How was it used in film?
The 1962 Warner Bros. film featured it live on screen as “If Mama Was Married,” sung by Ann Jillian and Natalie Wood.

Awards and Chart Positions

  • Grammy Award for Best Musical Theater Album (1960) for the Original Broadway Cast Recording including this song.
  • Selected for the Library of Congress’s National Recording Registry (2010) as culturally significant.
  • 1962 film soundtrack peaked at No. 183 on the US Billboard 200.

How to Sing?

This soprano duet spans roughly an octave and a half (G3 to E5), weaving playful staccato lines with sustained legato phrases. Breath support is key for rapid listings (“three ducks, five canaries”), so use short, controlled inhalations between phrases. Maintain a moderate waltz tempo (around 92 BPM) to let the lyrical humor breathe. Blend the two voices evenly—Louise’s quieter tone softens the edges of June’s brighter delivery, creating a seamless back-and-forth. Diction should be crisp for the tongue-twister sections, yet warm and expressive in the heartfelt choruses.

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Gypsy Lyrics: Song List

  1. Act 1
  2. Overture
  3. May We Entertain You
  4. Some People
  5. Seattle to Los Angeles
  6. Small World
  7. Baby June and Her Newsboys/Let Me Entertain You
  8. Have an Eggroll, Mr. Goldstone
  9. Little Lamb
  10. You'll Never Get Away From Me
  11. Dainty June and Her Farmboys / Broadway
  12. If Momma Was Married
  13. All I Need Is the Girl
  14. Everything's Coming Up Roses
  15. Act 2
  16. Madame Rose's Toreadorables
  17. Together Wherever We Go
  18. You Gotta Get A Gimmick
  19. The Strip
  20. Rose's Turn
  21. Bonus Tracs
  22. Tomorrow's Mother's Day
  23. Small World/Momma's Talkin' Soft
  24. Nice She Ain't
  25. Smile, Girls
  26. Who Needs Him?
  27. Three Wishes For Christmas

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