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If I Were a Bell Lyrics Guys and Dolls

If I Were a Bell Lyrics

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Ask me how do I feel
Ask me now that we're cosy and clinging
Well sir, all I can say, is if I were a bell I'd be ringing!

From the moment we kissed tonight
That's the way I've just gotta behave
Boy, if I were a lamp I'd light
And If I were a banner I'd wave!

Ask me how do I feel, little me with my quiet upbringing
Well sir, all I can say is if gate I'd be swinging!
And if I were a watch I'd start popping my springs!
Or if I were a bell I'd go ding dong, ding dong ding!

Ask me how do I feel from this chemistry lesson I'm learning.

SKY (spoken) Uh, chemistry?
SARAH (spoken) Yes, chemistry!

Well sir, all I can say is if I were a bridge I'd be burning!

Yes, I knew my moral would crack
From the wonderful way that you looked!
Boy, if I were a duck I'd quack!
Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked!

Ask me how do I feel, ask me now that we're fondly caressing
Well, if I were a salad I know I'd be splashing my dressing
Ask me how to describe this whole beautiful thing
Well, if I were a bell I'd go ding dong, ding dong ding!

Song Overview

If I Were a Bell lyrics by Isabel Bigley
Isabel Bigley is singing the 'If I Were a Bell' lyrics as Sister Sarah - the moment Havana turns her heart inside out.

Review & Highlights

“If I Were a Bell” is how a guarded missionary learns to speak trumpet. Isabel Bigley tilts from prim to playful, and the lyrics fizz - bells, bridges, banners - all those bright metaphors ringing at once. The band keeps it light, letting her patter dance on top. You can feel Sky trying to look casual while the room spins a little.

One-sentence snapshot: after dinner in Havana loosens Sarah’s edges, she admits she’s in love in a rush of images, the melody smiling as it goes.

Verse 1

It opens like a secret whispered too loud - a quick stack of “Ask me...” lines that tumble into that bell image. Small words, easy syllables, clean bounce.

Chorus

The refrain is a grin you can hear. Ding-dong becomes choreography, and the rhyme clicks like heels on tile. The lyrics keep innocence and heat in the same breath.

Exchange/Bridge

“Chemistry lesson,” “morale would crack” - the science jokes keep the mood light while the truth lands. This is Loesser aiming for delight, not sermon.

Final Build

The list gets sillier - salad dressing, cooked goose - and somehow more honest. By the last “ding,” the character has changed, and we believe it.

Scene from If I Were a Bell by Isabel Bigley
Scene from 'If I Were a Bell'.

Song Meaning and Annotations

Isabel Bigley performing If I Were a Bell
Performance in the original cast orbit - playful, precise, and a little tipsy on rhythm.

This is confession disguised as stand-up. She’s tipsy, yes, but the feelings ring clear, and the lyrics let her stay witty while she tells the truth.

“Sarah has gotten drunk for the first time and begins to tell Sky how good she feels.”

That’s the engine - liquid courage meets language that sparkles. The joke softens the landing so the heart can speak without blushing.

Context grounds it in the plot: a late-night Havana detour unlocks the romance beat without hurting anyone’s dignity.

“On a bet, Sky Masterson takes Sarah Brown to Havana... Sarah’s stiff social barriers fall away and she realizes she is in love with Sky.”

The music gives her a soft runway - swing under the feet, vowels shaped for lift - so the confession sounds like sunshine.

As a Broadway moment, it belongs to Sister Sarah and to Isabel Bigley, whose cast recording stamped the role in memory.

“It is sung by the character Sister Sarah, originally performed by Isabel Bigley on Broadway.”

You can hear stage smile in every consonant - that careful sparkle old Decca mics loved.

The song didn’t stop at Broadway. Miles Davis carried it into the jam session canon, stretching the opening vamp into a ritual.

“It has become a jazz standard after it was featured by trumpeter Miles Davis on Relaxin’ with the Miles Davis Quintet.”

Coltrane, Garland, Chambers, Philly Joe - a rhythm pocket so relaxed the bell sounds like a heartbeat.

Popular singers claimed it early. Doris Day’s single put it on jukeboxes while the show was still new.

“Doris Day had a top-20 hit with her version recorded on September 28, 1950.”

Different instrument, same glow - her phrasing turns the lyric into Sunday-afternoon ease.

Across the Atlantic, London got its own version when Lizbeth Webb took up Sarah in 1953.

“It was also recorded by Lizbeth Webb who created the part in the original London production.”

Proof the tune travels - new city, same twinkle.

And then there’s TV lore - the Miles cut sneaking into a famous final bow.

“The Miles Davis version was used in the final scene of the final episode of The Cosby Show.”

Doorbell as love note - a neat echo of the title, a bell ringing a goodbye.

Message

Joy is smart. The lyrics say falling can be funny and true at once, and that honesty lands better when it swings.

“Ask me how do I feel... If I were a bell I’d be ringing.”
Historical context

Premiered in 1950, recorded for Decca in early 1951, then adopted by modern jazz in 1956-58 - Broadway to bop in under a decade.

“The original cast album was recorded December 3, 1950... released January 8, 1951.”
Production and instrumentation

Orchestrations by George Bassman and Ted Royal keep the pit bright - reeds and muted brass cradle the patter so every joke lands.

“Orchestrations by George Bassman and Ted Royal.”
About metaphors and symbols

Bells, bridges, banners, salads - funny objects doing honest work. They’re physical, everyday, and that’s why they sell the feeling.

“Little me with my quiet upbringing... if I were a bridge I’d be burning.”

Creation history

Frank Loesser wrote music and lyrics for Guys and Dolls. The show opened November 24, 1950 at the 46th Street Theatre; Bigley’s cut sits track 7 on the cast album and still sounds like fresh paint drying in the sun.

Key Facts

Shot of If I Were a Bell by Isabel Bigley
Picture from 'If I Were a Bell' video.
  • Featured: Isabel Bigley as Sister Sarah - Original Broadway Cast
  • Producer: Cy Feuer, Ernest H. Martin
  • Composer/Lyricist: Frank Loesser
  • Release Date: January 8, 1951 - Original Broadway Cast album on Decca
  • Genre: Show tune that slides easily into jazz standard territory
  • Instruments: pit orchestra - reeds, muted brass, strings, rhythm section - orchestrations by George Bassman and Ted Royal
  • Label: Decca Records
  • Mood: giddy, candid, lightly flirtatious
  • Length: about 2:52 on many OBC editions
  • Track #: typically 7 on cast configurations
  • Language: English
  • Album: Guys & Dolls - Original Broadway Cast Recording
  • Music style: 4/4 patter-swing with list-song sparkle
  • Poetic meter: conversational iambs with syncopated stresses
  • © Copyrights: Frank Music Corp.

Questions and Answers

Who first performed “If I Were a Bell” on Broadway?
Isabel Bigley, as Sister Sarah in the 1950 premiere, memorialized on the Decca original cast album.
Why do jazz players love this tune?
The Miles Davis Quintet turned it into a set-opener - clean changes, a vamp that begs for space, and a melody that sings on a horn.
Did any pop versions chart?
Doris Day’s 1950 Columbia single made a notable U.S. showing, including jukebox and regional lists, and is widely cited as a Top 20 entry.
What are essential cover versions to hear?
Ella Fitzgerald on Ella Swings Lightly, Dinah Washington on In the Land of Hi-Fi, Blossom Dearie on Once Upon a Summertime, plus Bing Crosby with Patty Andrews.
Where does the song sit in the show?
After the Havana dinner, when Sarah’s guard drops and the story tilts toward love without losing its humor.

Awards and Chart Positions

The Guys and Dolls original cast album, featuring Isabel Bigley on “If I Were a Bell,” reached No. 1 on Billboard’s best selling 33 1/3 rpm chart for the week of March 17, 1951. The musical itself won multiple 1951 Tony Awards including Best Musical. Beyond Broadway, the Miles Davis Relaxin’ LP - with “If I Were a Bell” up front - became a cornerstone hard-bop document in March 1958. Doris Day’s 1950 single earned strong U.S. attention across jukebox, regional, and national tallies.

How to Sing If I Were a Bell?

Keep it text-led and buoyant - smile on the consonants, breath on the images. Typical published ranges run roughly B?3 to E?5, with editions around C major or E? major common. Many rentals sit in E? - easy for a bright mix. Aim for medium tempo - let the lyric ride the groove, not chase it. Save your widest vowels for the “ding-dong” tags so they ping without pushing.

  • Range: about B?3–E?5 in many stage editions - some cuts mark G3–C5.
  • Keys: E? major in junior and stage extractions; multiple licensed transpositions available.
  • Breath map: inhale before each “Ask me...” entrance and ahead of “From this chemistry lesson...” - release in two clean phrases.
  • Diction: clip the internal rhymes - “swinging,” “ringing,” “burning” - for sparkle without rush.
  • Character: she’s surprised by joy - show the surprise first, then the joy.
Final tag of If I Were a Bell
That last “ding” - float it, don’t force it.

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Guys and Dolls Lyrics: Song List

  1. Act 1
  2. Overture
  3. Runyonland
  4. Fugue for the Tinhorns
  5. Follow the Fold
  6. The Oldest Established
  7. I'll Know
  8. Bushel and a Peck
  9. Adelaide's Lament
  10. Guys and Dolls
  11. Havana
  12. If I Were a Bell
  13. My Time of Day
  14. I've Never Been in Love Before
  15. Act 2
  16. Entr'acte; Take Back Your Mink
  17. Adelaide's Lament (Reprise)
  18. More I Cannot Wish You
  19. Crapshooters' Dance
  20. Luck Be a Lady
  21. Sue Me
  22. Sit Down, You're Rockin' the Boat
  23. Marry the Man Today
  24. Finale

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