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I'm Calm Lyrics


[HYSTERIUM]
I'm calm,
I'm calm,
I'm perfectly calm,
I'm utterly under control.
I haven't a worry:
Where others would hurry I stroll.
I'm calm,
I'm cool,
A gibbering fool
Is something I never become.
When thunder is rumbling
And others are crumbling,
I hum.
Hm--hmmm--hmmmmm!!!!!
HMMMMM!!!!
H-M-M-M!!!!

I must think calm comforting things,
Butterfly wings,
Emerald rings,
Or a murmuring brook,
Murmuring, murmuring, murmuring...look,
I'm calm,
I'm calm,
I haven't a qualm,
I'm utterly under control.
Let nothing confuse me
Or faze me-- [yawn] --
Excuse me.
I'm calm.
Oh so calm.
Oh so--

[PSEUDOLUS (offstage):]
Hysterium!

[HYSTERIUM]
I'm calm,
I'm calm,
I'm perfectly calm,
Indifferent to tensions and shocks.
Unruffled and ready,
My nerves are as steady
As rocks.
I'm calm, controlled,
So cool that I'm cold,
Aloofer than any giraffe.
When something's the matter,
Where others would shatter
I laugh. [Laughs hysterically]
I must breathe deep, ever so deep,
Think about sheep
Going to sleep,
Stop and count up to ten, 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9...when
You need aplomb
And want to be calm
'Cause life is a horrible dream,
Just count up to ten
Very slowly, and then--

[PSEUDOLUS (offstage):]
Hysterium!

[HYSTERIUM]
[screams]


Last Update: June, 10th 2013

Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum, A Lyrics

  1. Act 1
  2. Overture/Comedy Tonight Lyrics
  3. Love, I Hear Lyrics
  4. Free Lyrics
  5. The House of Marcus Lycus Lyrics
  6. Lovely Lyrics
  7. Pretty Little Picture Lyrics
  8. Everybody Ought To Have A Maid Lyrics
  9. I'm Calm Lyrics
  10. Impossible Lyrics
  11. Bring Me My Bride Lyrics
  12. Act 2
  13. That Dirty Old Man Lyrics
  14. That'll Show Him Lyrics
  15. Lovely (Reprise) Lyrics
  16. Funeral Sequence Lyrics
  17. Finale Lyrics

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