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One, two! One, two!

We not only fought, but we won, too!

One, two! One, two!
Left, right! Left, right!

There's none of the enemy left, right?

Right! Left...right...right? Left?


Hail, Miles Gloriosus.
Welcome to Rome.
Your bride awaits you.

My bride...
My bride!
My bride!
I've come to claim my bride,
Come tenderly to crush her against my side.
Let haste be made!
I cannot be delayed:
There are lands to conquer, cities to loot and peoples to degrade.

Look at those arms!
Look at that chest!
Look at them!

Not to mention the rest.
Even I am impressed!
My bride!
My bride!
Come, bring to me my bride.
My lust for her no longer can be denied.
Convey the news!
I have no time to lose:
There are towns to plunder, temples to burn and women to abuse.

Look at that foot!
Look at that heel!
Mark the magnificent muscles of steel!

I am my ideal!
I, Miles Gloriosus,
I, slaughterer of thousands,
I, oppressor of the meek,
Subduer of the weak,
Degrader of the Greek,
Destroyer of the Turk,
Must hurry back to work.

I/he, Miles Gloriosus,

A man among men!

I/he, paragon of virtue,

With sword and with pen!

I, in war the most admired,
In wit the most inspired,
In love the most desired,
In dress the best displayed--
I am a parade!

Look at those eyes, cunning and keen,
Look at the size of those thighs, like a mighty machine!

Those are the mightiest thighs that I ever have theen!
I mean...

My bride!
My bride!
Inform my lucky bride:
The fabled arms of
Miles are open wide.
Make haste!
Make haste!
I have no time to waste:
There are shrines
I should be sacking,
Ribs I should be cracking,
Eyes to gouge and booty to divide.
Bring me my bride!

Last Update: June, 10th 2013

Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum, A Lyrics

  1. Act 1
  2. Overture/Comedy Tonight Lyrics
  3. Love, I Hear Lyrics
  4. Free Lyrics
  5. The House of Marcus Lycus Lyrics
  6. Lovely Lyrics
  7. Pretty Little Picture Lyrics
  8. Everybody Ought To Have A Maid Lyrics
  9. I'm Calm Lyrics
  10. Impossible Lyrics
  11. Bring Me My Bride Lyrics
  12. Act 2
  13. That Dirty Old Man Lyrics
  14. That'll Show Him Lyrics
  15. Lovely (Reprise) Lyrics
  16. Funeral Sequence Lyrics
  17. Finale Lyrics

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