Xanadude lyrics
Xanadude
WOMAN:
A show
That nobody thought would last
Left all New York aghast
They called it Xanadu
And now
We're up there with the best
What a fun retrofest
How better can you do?
Some fancy roller skating
And here we are
A hit so far
And yet our shining star
Is our leading man
So meet Cheyenne
Xanadude
CHEYENNE:
I'm the gay Elvis
WOMAN:
Xanadude
CHEYENNE::
Look at my thighs
WOMAN:
What attitude
Xanadude
The singing Rock Hudson
Xanadude
Please fertilize
Each blue-haired prude
Cheyenne Jackson please do something rude
Go nude
Xanadude
CHEYENNE:
Who cares
If I sing like John Raitt
My big blue eyes look great
When I smile and look out
And man
You'll love my perfect tan
Likewise my perfect pan
Will get you all shook up
WOMAN:
Have you never been hetero?
SHIAN (spoken):
No?
WOMAN:
Have you never tried
To touch that feeling deep inside you
BOTH:
Xanadude
CHEYENNE::
Don't run away girl
BOTH:
Xanadude
CHEYENNE:
Perfect for play girl
WOMAN:
One sexy dude
BOTH:
No aptitude
A little rude
He's/I'm Xanadude
WOMAN:
Nothing subdued
It's like fast food
BOTH:
He's/I'm Xanadude
Xanadude!
[Thanks to Garrett for lyrics]
Last Update: March, 15th 2015