Album lyrics:
  1. Forbidden Broadway Goes to Rehab
  2. All That Chat
  3. In the Heights Segment 
  4. Tale of Two Cities Segment 
  5. South Pacific Segment 
  6. Mary Poppins -- 2nd Season 
  7. August: Osage County 
  8. Daniel Radcliffe in Equus Daniel Radcliffe in Equus Video
  9. Patti LuPone in Gypsy Patti LuPone in Gypsy Video
  10. Young Frankenstein 
  11. Xanadude
  12. Kristen Chenoweth: Glitter & Be Glib Kristen Chenoweth: Glitter & Be Glib Video
  13. Sondheim: Putting Up Revivals 
  14. Stephen Sondheim Finale Stephen Sondheim Finale Video
  15. My Musical Comedy Smile 
  16. Pajama Game 
  17. See Me on a Monday 
  18. (Dying Is Easy) Comedy Is Hard (Dying Is Easy) Comedy Is Hard Video

Xanadude lyrics

Xanadude

WOMAN:
A show
That nobody thought would last
Left all New York aghast
They called it Xanadu
And now
We're up there with the best
What a fun retrofest
How better can you do?
Some fancy roller skating
And here we are
A hit so far
And yet our shining star
Is our leading man
So meet Cheyenne
Xanadude

CHEYENNE:
I'm the gay Elvis

WOMAN:
Xanadude

CHEYENNE::
Look at my thighs

WOMAN:
What attitude
Xanadude
The singing Rock Hudson
Xanadude
Please fertilize
Each blue-haired prude
Cheyenne Jackson please do something rude
Go nude
Xanadude

CHEYENNE:
Who cares
If I sing like John Raitt
My big blue eyes look great
When I smile and look out
And man
You'll love my perfect tan
Likewise my perfect pan
Will get you all shook up

WOMAN:
Have you never been hetero?

SHIAN (spoken):
No?

WOMAN:
Have you never tried
To touch that feeling deep inside you

BOTH:
Xanadude

CHEYENNE::
Don't run away girl

BOTH:
Xanadude

CHEYENNE:
Perfect for play girl

WOMAN:
One sexy dude

BOTH:
No aptitude
A little rude
He's/I'm Xanadude

WOMAN:
Nothing subdued
It's like fast food

BOTH:
He's/I'm Xanadude
Xanadude!

[Thanks to Garrett for lyrics]
Last Update: March, 15th 2015


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Musical: Forbidden Broadway Goes to Rehab. Song: Xanadude. Broadway musical soundtrack lyrics. Song lyrics from theatre show/film are property & copyright of their owners, provided for educational purposes