Somethin' 'Bout a Mummy (reprise) Lyrics
Somethin' 'Bout a Mummy (reprise)
[LOUIS]Every actor's trouble that I've ever known
Wearing down your budget and your patience to the bone
Now they've got a union with benefits to boot!
Sometimes they'll be hungover on the morning that you shoot!
I'd rather have a mummy, cause he never moves his jaws
(spoken)
The thing about a mummy is, he doesn't need applause!
[DWAIN, spoken]
He doesn't have opinions, don't ask for motivation
Rarely needs a retake, stays right in his location!
[LOUIS]
Plays any role you tell him, won't make any diff!
[DWAIN, spoken]
Tabula fr?akin' rasa, that's the great thing 'bout a stiff!
[LOUIS]
What's great about a mummy is h?'ll never let you down!
[DWAIN & LOUIS]
There's somethin' 'bout a mummy that's perfect for this town!