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I Know a Girl Lyrics


Velma:
Can you imagine?
I mean can you imagine?
Do you believe it?
I mean, do you believe it?

I know a girl
A girl who lands on top
You could put her face
Into a pail of slop
And she'd come up smelling like a rose
How she does it, heaven knows.

Reporter:
Hold on, everybody, she's comin' out now.
(Roxie enters, followed by a very happy Doctor.)
Well, Doctor, is she or isn't she?

Velma:
She is.

Doctor:
She is!

Velma:
I know a girl
A girl with so much luck
She could get run over by a two-ton truck
Then brush herself off and walk away
How she does it, I couldn't say

Billy:
So, Doc, would you swear to that statement in court?

Doctor:
Oh, yeah.

Billy:
Good...you wanna button your fly?

Velma:
Whilst I on the other hand
Put my face in a pail of slop
And I would smell like a pail of slop
I, on the other hand
Get run over by a truck
And I am deader than a duck

I know a girl who tells so many lies
Anything that's true would truly cross her eyes
But what that mouse is selling
That whole world buys
And nobody smells a rat.

Roxie:
Oh, please Ladies and Gentlemen of the press - leave the two
of us alone so that we can rest.

Velma:
The two of us?
Can you imagine?
I mean, can you imagine?

Reporter:
Can I have one last picture, please?

Roxie:
Oh, sure, anything for the press.

Velma:
Do you believe it?
I mean, do you believe it?

Roxie:
My dear little baby

Velma:
"My dear little baby."

Roxie:
My sweet little baby

Velma:
"My sweet little..."

Roxie:
Look at my baby and me!
Last Update: June, 10th 2013

Chicago Lyrics

  1. Act 1
  2. Overture/All That Jazz Lyrics
  3. Funny Honey Lyrics
  4. Cell Block Tango Lyrics
  5. When You're Good to Mama Lyrics
  6. All I Care About Lyrics
  7. Little Bit of Good Lyrics
  8. We Both Reached for the Gun Lyrics
  9. Roxie Lyrics
  10. I Can't Do It Alone Lyrics
  11. Chicago After Midnight Lyrics
  12. My Own Best Friend Lyrics
  13. Act 2
  14. Entr'acte Lyrics
  15. I Know a Girl Lyrics
  16. Me and My Baby Lyrics
  17. Mr. Cellophane Lyrics
  18. When Velma Takes the Stand Lyrics
  19. Razzle Dazzle Lyrics
  20. Class Lyrics
  21. Nowadays Lyrics
  22. Finale Lyrics

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