Cell Block Tango Lyrics – Chicago
Cell Block Tango Lyrics
And now, the six merry murderesses of the Cook County Jail
In their rendition of "The Cell Block Tango"!
[GIRLS]
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh! Cicero, Lipschitz!
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh! Cicero, Lipschitz!
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh! Cicero, Lipschitz!
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh! Cicero, Lipschitz!
He had it coming, he had it coming
He only had himself to blame!
If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh! Cicero, Lipschitz!
[LIZ, spoken]
You know how people have these little habits that get you down? Like...Bernie! Bernie liked to chew gum -no, not chew. Pop!
So, I came home this one day and I'm really irritated, looking for a little sympathy, and there's Bernie
lying on the couch, drinking a beer and chewing -no, not chewing, POPPIN'!
So, I said to him, I said, "Bernie, you pop that gum one more time…"
And he did. So I took the shotgun off the wall, and I fired two warning shots
Into his head!
[LIZ & GIRLS]
He had it coming, he had it coming
He only had himself to blame!
If you'd have been there, if you'd have heard it
I betcha you would have done the same
[ANNIE, spoken]
I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake City about two years ago and he told me he was single and we uh, hit it off right away. So, we started livin' together. He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd mix him a drink, we'd have dinner
Then I found out, single my ass! Not only was he married, well, he had six wives; one of them Mormons, you know?
So that night, when he came home, I mixed him his drink as usual
You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic!
[ANNIE & GIRLS]
He had it comin', he had it comin' (Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-huh! Cicero, Lipschitz!)
He took a flower in its prime! (Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-huh! Cicero, Lipschitz!)
And then he used it (Pop!); and he abused it (Six!)
It was a murder, but not a crime! (Squish! Uh uh! Cicero, Lipschitz!)
[JUNE, spoken]
Now, I'm standin' in the kitchen, carvin' up the chicken for dinner, and in storms my husband Wilbur in a jealous rage
"You been screwin' the milkman!" he said, and he kept sayin', "You been screwin' the milkman!"
Then he ran into my knife.
He ran into my knife ten times
[JUNE & GIRLS]
If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!
[HUNYAK, spoken]
Mit keresek én itt? Azt mondják, a híres lakóm lefogta a férjem, én meg lecsaptam a fejét. De nem igaz. Én ártatlan vagyok. Nem tudom, miért mondja Uncle Sam, hogy én tettem. Próbáltam a rend?rségen megmagyarázni, de nem értették meg
[JUNE, spoken]
But did you do it?
[HUNYAK, spoken]
Uh uh, not guilty!
[VELMA, spoken, GIRLS]
(He had it comin')
My sister Veronica and I did this double act (He had it comin')
And my husband Charlie traveled around with us. For the last number in our act, we did these twenty acrobatic tricks in a row (He only had himself to blame)
One, two, three, four, five, splits, spread eagles, flip flops, backflips, one right after the other! (If you'd have been there)
Well, this one night we were in Cicero, the three of us (If you'd have seen it)
And we were in this hotel room boozin' and havin' a few laughs. And we run out of ice, so I went out to get some (I betcha you would have done the same)
I come back, open the door…
There's Veronica and Charlie doin' number seventeen… the spread eagle! (He had it comin', he had it—)
Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out. I can't remember a thing. It wasn't until later, when I was washin' the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead!
[VELMA, GIRLS]
They had it comin' (They had it comin'!), they had it comin'! (They had it comin'!)
They had it comin' all along! (They took a flower in its prime)
I didn't do it (And then they used it), but if I'd done it (And they abused it)
How could you tell me that I was wrong? (It was a murder, but not a crime)
[MONA, spoken, GIRLS]
(He had it comin')
I loved Alvin Lipschitz
He was a real artistic guy, sensitive, a painter (He had it comin')
But he was always trying to "find himself". He'd go out every night looking for himself (He only had himself to blame)
And on the way, he found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and Irving (If you'd have been there)
I guess you can say we broke up because of artistic differences (If you'd have seen it)
He saw himself as alive
And I saw him dead
[GIRLS]
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum!
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum!
They had it comin' (They had it comin'), they had it comin' (They had it comin')
They had it comin' all along! (They had it comin' all along)
'Cause if they used us ('Cause if they used us), and they abused us (And they abused us)
How could they tell us that we were wrong?
He had it comin' (He had it comin'), he had it comin' (He had it comin')
He only had himself to blame! (He only had himself to blame)
If you'd have been there (If you'd have been there), if you'd have seen it (If you'd have seen it)
I betcha you would have done the same
[LIZ, spoken]
You pop that gum one more time--
[ANNIE, spoken]
Single my ass--
[JUNE, spoken]
Ten times--
[HUNYAK, spoken]
Miért csukott Uncle Sam börtönbe!
[VELMA, spoken]
Number seventeen, the spread eagle!
[MONA, spoken]
Artistic differences—
[GIRLS]
I betcha you would have done the same!
Song Overview

Song Credits
- Featured: Cheryl Clark, Michon Peacock, Candy Brown, Graciela Daniele, Pamela Sousa
- Producer: Phil Ramone, Martin Richards
- Composer: John Kander
- Lyricist: Fred Ebb
- Conductor: Stan Lebowsky
- Arranger: Peter Howard
- Orchestration: Ralph Burns
- Release Date: 1975
- Genre: Broadway, Jazz, Tango
- Album: Chicago: A Musical Vaudeville (Original Broadway Cast)
- Label: RCA Victor
- Language: English, Hungarian (partially)
- Length: Approximately 7 minutes
Song Meaning and Annotations

Cell Block Tango, a darkly comedic showpiece from Chicago, is often mistaken as simply a sultry number, but it’s far more layered, blending satire, social commentary, and historical echoes. While Chita Rivera is famously associated with the role, the tango roots of the number stretch back much further. Tango itself, originally a partner dance born in the immigrant barrios of Argentina and Uruguay in the late 19th century, arrived in the U.S. around 1913–1914. Its sensual movements caused quite a stir in conservative circles, yet by the 1910s and 1920s, America was in the throes of a full-blown “tango craze.”
The song’s iconic opening—“Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh! Cicero, Lipschitz!”—reduces each woman’s backstory to a staccato burst of sound, a rhythm that mirrors their unapologetic explanations. These aren’t confessions but declarations—twisted, stylized justifications for murder. Each woman either denies responsibility or pins the blame on her victim, echoing the recurring theme: they all insist their partners had it coming. The song uses words like "Pop" to explain the murders of women, "Six" to describe the number of wives Ezekiel had, and "Squish" to describe the sound of the stabbing. The Hunyak, unlike the other ladies, constantly pleads innocence, with her saying "uh-uh" referring to Roxie's question about her involvement. "Cicero" is the name of the hotel where Velma murdered her sister and husband, Veronica and Charlie, for cheating, and "Lipschitz" is the name of Mona's partner, who she murdered for cheating on her. These words help explain the events leading to the murders.
Take Liz, for example. Her irritation with her partner’s constant gum-popping becomes symbolic of deeper neglect in their relationship. What seems like a minor annoyance festers, leading to an impulsive act of violence. The structure of the song plays on this escalating tension, with narrative “twist endings” that challenge our perception of guilt and sanity.
The musical doesn’t just revel in melodrama; it also explores broader questions of morality and hypocrisy. One woman, Annie, is arrested after discovering her devout Mormon husband’s infidelity. The show makes a nod to polygamy, historically accepted in Mormonism, and the irony of Annie ending up behind bars while the cheater walks free. Ezekiel Young, the husband in question, is from Salt Lake City, long associated with Mormon culture. Despite the religion’s ban on alcohol, he’s poisoned by Annie due to his “low arsenic tolerance.” Her disillusionment with love is evident.
These personal tragedies play out against the backdrop of 1920s cultural norms, including the then-common joke about housewives and milkmen, who had easy daytime access to homes. The character Hunyak stands apart. A Hungarian immigrant, she insists on her innocence and is portrayed as a tragic figure, unable to make the authorities understand her. She clings to a white cloth in a haunting gesture, a symbol of purity amidst a chorus of guilt. Her story invokes the legal defense of insanity or memory loss, often used to evade the harshest punishments.
Meanwhile, Cicero (Velma) remains shrewd and mysterious, dropping hints about the suspicious deaths of Veronica and Charles but never outright confessing. It’s a calculated deflection, part of the performance’s wry commentary on manipulation and survival.
The show also touches on themes of autonomy in love, hinting at the more liberated, if still complicated, relationships of the time. Mona’s lover Alvin, repeatedly cheated but refused to end things. While murder can’t be condoned, the musical frames her act in a context where betrayal meets desperation, especially in a world where women had fewer options.
In the end, Cell Block Tango is far more than a catchy number. It’s a razor-sharp exploration of justice, morality, and the stories women tell to survive. By embedding these tales within the rhythms of tango and the aesthetics of vaudeville, the musical delivers a biting critique of a society that often punishes the mistreated more harshly than the abusers.
What do you get when you cross jazzy murder ballads with sardonic humor, courtroom confessionals, and biting vaudeville rhythms? You get “Cell Block Tango” — a performance piece masquerading as a song, a lineup of femmes fatales narrating their side of the crime story in the seedy underworld of 1920s Chicago. Chita Rivera and her co-stars—each a woman locked up for killing a man—deliver a dazzling tour-de-force of justified rage and showbiz razzle-dazzle.
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh! Cicero! Lipschitz!
This chant, hypnotic and ritualistic, is both a roll call and a rhythmic spell. Each word cues a confession from one of the six “merry murderesses.” Their stories unfold like twisted bedtime tales, where morality is blurry and justice wears fishnets.
Liz: The Pop Heard Round the World
“So I took the shotgun off the wall and I fired two warning shots... into his head!”
Liz's story is comedic in its delivery but chilling in its punchline. Her irritation over a gum-popping husband spirals into violence, dramatizing the thin line between nuisance and madness. The use of dry understatement — “warning shots” — is pure black comedy.
Annie: Polygamy and Poison
“He told me he was single… Not only was he married, he had six wives!”
Arsenic replaces gunpowder here, and betrayal takes center stage. Annie’s monologue critiques deception and male duplicity, delivering it with the nonchalance of a dinner party anecdote. It’s both grotesque and oddly satisfying.
June: “He ran into my knife... ten times.”
This line is the song’s most infamous. It embodies the song's absurdist tone—turning horror into a punchline. June plays dumb with a wink, and we, the audience, become complicit in the laughter.
Hunyak: The Innocent Outsider
Her monologue, spoken in Hungarian, is the only one proclaiming innocence. The audience’s inability to understand her underscores a cruel irony: she’s the only one not speaking English, and likely the only one telling the truth.
Velma and Mona: Betrayals of the Body and Spirit
“Number seventeen… the spread eagle!”
Velma’s tale of adultery and rage explodes with vaudevillian flair. Meanwhile, Mona’s story — a breakup due to “artistic differences” — ends with a corpse. These tales frame murder not as horror, but catharsis — wrapped in wit and jazz hands.
Underneath the spectacle, "Cell Block Tango" critiques how society views women who kill — dismissing them as either monsters or jokes. The musical tango between truth and performance creates a powerful ambiguity: Did they really do it? Or are they just giving us what we paid to see?
Similar Songs

- “He Had It Coming” – Queen Latifah ft. Lil' Kim & Macy Gray
A hip-hop-infused reinterpretation for the *Chicago* film adaptation. It trades the vaudeville bounce for sultry jazz and streetwise swagger. The themes remain—female agency, betrayal, violence—but now they’re cloaked in smoky noir rather than stage sparkle. - “What’s Your Story?” – Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast
A television musical parody with surprising emotional depth. It mirrors “Cell Block Tango” by having women confess wild, often criminal behavior through catchy numbers. Both songs blend humor and darkness, exploring societal judgment and personal vengeance. - “My Own Best Friend” – Chicago (Original Broadway Cast)
Another number from *Chicago*, this one peels back the glitz to show the isolation behind fame and ambition. While not about murder, it shares the theme of women maneuvering within rigid roles, driven to the edge by betrayal and desperation.
Questions and Answers

- What is the central message of "Cell Block Tango"?
- It showcases how each woman justifies her act of murder, blurring the lines between guilt and victimhood. It's a dark satire on justice and gender roles.
- Why is "Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh! Cicero! Lipschitz!" repeated?
- This chant symbolizes identity and repetition, turning each name into both a label and a rhythm. It also helps frame each murderess's segment, reinforcing their shared narrative.
- Is Hunyak really innocent?
- Her Hungarian monologue claims innocence, and her exclusion from the English-speaking group may symbolize how true victims are often misunderstood or ignored by the justice system.
- Why does the song use humor with such dark topics?
- It disarms the audience, encouraging them to reflect on moral relativism, societal norms, and how justice is often a matter of perspective and storytelling.
- How does "Cell Block Tango" relate to modern issues?
- It resonates with current discussions on female agency, self-defense, domestic abuse, and the societal perception of women who retaliate or resist.
Awards and Chart Positions
While “Cell Block Tango” didn’t chart as a standalone song, the musical Chicago became one of the most iconic Broadway shows of all time, with the 1975 cast album earning critical acclaim. The 1996 Broadway revival and the 2002 film adaptation won multiple Tony Awards and Oscars, respectively, cementing the song's legacy in musical theatre history.
Key Stage & Screen Milestones for “Cell Block Tango”
Year | Medium | Venue / Release | Velma Kelly Performer | Notable Highlight |
---|---|---|---|---|
1975 | Broadway premiere | 46th Street Theatre | Chita Rivera | Original staging of the number |
1996?–?present | Broadway revival | Ambassador Theatre | Bebe Neuwirth ? Robyn Hurder (2024) ? Ariana Madix (Aug 2025) ? Erika Jayne (Jan 2025) | Six Tony wins revitalised the show |
2002 | Feature film | Worldwide cinema release | Catherine Zeta-Jones | Won the 2003 Oscar for Best Picture |
2023 | Blu-ray 20th Anniversary | Home Media | — | Director’s commentary & new featurettes |
Awards & Honors Connected to the Number
Award Year | Ceremony | Category | Result |
---|---|---|---|
1997 | 51st Tony Awards | Best Revival of a Musical | Winner |
1997 | Drama Desk | Outstanding Revival | Winner |
1998 | Grammy | Best Musical Show Album | Winner |
2003 | 75th Academy Awards | Best Picture | Winner |
2003 | 75th Academy Awards | Best Supporting Actress (C. Zeta-Jones) | Winner |
Commercial & Streaming Reach
Release / Platform | Metric | Note |
---|---|---|
2002 Film (Miramax) | $306.8 M worldwide gross | Budget $45 M |
YouTube (official clip) | >10 M views | 9-minute film excerpt |
#CellBlockTango on TikTok | 100 M+ hashtag views | Dance & lip-sync trend (2024-25) |
Pop-Culture Spin-Offs & Parodies
Version | Medium | Year | Hook |
---|---|---|---|
“Ex-Wives” – Six: The Musical | Stage / Cast Album | 2018 | Opens with a direct homage to “Pop! Six! Squish!” |
Disney Princess “Cell Block Tango” | YouTube parody | 2025 | Snow White leads a fairytale twist |
Beyoncé Las Vegas Prelude | Concert interlude | 2007 | Used by Ashley Everett before “Ring the Alarm” |
PopStars Remix by Briloman | YouTube fan cover | 2016 | All-vocal a-cappella arrangement |
Deadpool gag reference | IMDB interview / Marvel promo | 2025 | Director jokes that the movie’s fight scene needed “Cell Block Tango” energy |
Fan and Media Reactions
“This is the most iconic feminist musical number of all time. I will die on this hill.” — @BroadwayMami
“No notes. Just murder, jazz, and six women telling their truth with pizzazz.” — @CurtainCallz
“I used this song in my law class to discuss justifiable homicide. The professor was shook.” — @PreLawPunk
“Velma’s monologue is Oscar-worthy in every single version. She eats it UP.” — @VintageVamp
“Honestly, Hunyak deserves justice. No translation needed.” — @SubtitlesPlz
Music video
Chicago Lyrics: Song List
- Act 1
- Overture / All That Jazz
- Funny Honey
- When You're Good to Mama
- Cell Block Tango
- All I Care About
- Little Bit of Good
- We Both Reached for the Gun
- Roxie
- I Can't Do It Alone
- Chicago After Midnight
- My Own Best Friend
- Act 2
- Entr'acte
- I Know a Girl
- Me and My Baby
- Mr. Cellophane
- When Velma Takes the Stand
- Razzle Dazzle
- Class
- Nowadays
- Hot Honey Rag
- Finale